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Jerr Conner 07-22-2005 07:19 PM

What happens to her? :D

Irongrinder 07-22-2005 08:21 PM

I probably shouldn't reply as it's past midnight here and I'm not too sober so am probably missing the clue, but:
uhm....huh?

Jerr Conner 07-22-2005 08:23 PM

It's a scenario question. Let's say we (The US) decide to parachute drop Paris Hilton on Iran. What happens to her?

Firestormalpha 07-22-2005 08:26 PM

Probably end up flayed alive or stoned (having rocks thrown at her till dead, not the other one) as a harlot. But then who's to say they even know who she is?

Jorath Calar 07-22-2005 08:27 PM

She is too dumb to puul the cord, her chute doesn't open and she plummets to death in a pile of camel feces...

Well we can dream... right... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Jerr Conner 07-22-2005 08:36 PM

For the sake of argument, she's taught how to pull the chord :D

Felix The Assassin 07-22-2005 08:37 PM

They would show us what a unified front is capable of doing. Hoot-loop all of their fans together, and blow her back. From parachuhist to hang-glider before a paparazzi can even get it on film.

RoSs_bg2_rox 07-22-2005 08:40 PM

She breaks a nail on hitting the ground and has to be airlifted back to hospital where she cries for days.

Illumina Drathiran'ar 07-22-2005 09:46 PM

The US is brought before a UN war crimes tribunal for using cruel, inhuman weapons on another country.

shadowhound 07-22-2005 09:55 PM

There is an influx of cheap homemade porn movies in Iraq markets.


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