If Santa did exist (in theory) - Page 2

Lifetime · 10-15-2002, 06:10 PM

Thank you for now destroying my faith in Santa. You mean that now science has proven that he issint real? That my letters every Christmas to the North Pole are wasted on some pudgy eskimo named Bob? That its really my abusive alcoholic father and not Santa that delivers gifts and eats the food I leave out? Regadless of the fact that my house has no chimney and no fireplace?
WHY? WHY HAVE YOU TOLD ME THIS?

You shall forever be known by this young boy as the person who killed Santa.. you evil evil person..

Ronn_Bman · 10-15-2002, 06:44 PM

Santa is real, he is magic, and doesn't have to follow the normal laws of time, space, and/or physics, and....and.....and......

I'm TELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Epona · 10-15-2002, 06:49 PM

I love this one. But for some reason it is this line that kills me every time [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Quote:

Originally posted by Aviehenda:
(the ship, not the monarch).

WillowIX · 10-15-2002, 06:53 PM

An oldie but still a good one lol! Maybe you should send this to NASA and have them construct a $100 sleigh instead of a space shuttle worth a couple of billions. At least you southernees would get a tax cut from that

Downunda · 10-15-2002, 06:57 PM

I wanna know why Santa stopped visiting me when I was only 10?

Aviehenda · 10-15-2002, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Epona:
I love this one. But for some reason it is this line that kills me every time [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

quote:
Originally posted by Aviehenda:
(the ship, not the monarch).

[/QUOTE]Yes, that's a god one [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

The Trickster · 10-15-2002, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Downunda:
I wanna know why Santa stopped visiting me when I was only 10?

Because you're a very naughty boy!

Cerek the Barbaric · 10-15-2002, 08:59 PM

Sounds like Aviehenda got a stocking full of switches last year

...... and this year isn't looking too good either.

Grimslade · 10-16-2002, 08:26 AM

What, are you saying there is no Santa?

Sazerac · 10-16-2002, 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Trickster:
This is blasphemy! Everybody knows that there are several thousand Santa Clauses. Personally, I have seen 100's at different shopping malls and functions, not to mention all the Santa's that I've seen in movies.

Of course one couldn't complete all the work in one night!!! They're a tight-knit team!

Silly guy! Those aren't REAL Santas. Those are Subordinate Clauses.

-Sazerac

10-15-2002, 06:10 PM	#11
Lifetime Red Dragon Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: Scotch College, Melbourne Posts: 1,503	Thank you for now destroying my faith in Santa. You mean that now science has proven that he issint real? That my letters every Christmas to the North Pole are wasted on some pudgy eskimo named Bob? That its really my abusive alcoholic father and not Santa that delivers gifts and eats the food I leave out? Regadless of the fact that my house has no chimney and no fireplace? WHY? WHY HAVE YOU TOLD ME THIS? You shall forever be known by this young boy as the person who killed Santa.. you evil evil person.. __________________ \'Cause its always raining in my head. Forget all the things I should have said..

10-15-2002, 06:44 PM	#12
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	Santa is real, he is magic, and doesn't have to follow the normal laws of time, space, and/or physics, and....and.....and...... I'm TELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-15-2002, 06:53 PM	#14
WillowIX Apophis Join Date: July 10, 2001 Location: By a big blue lake, Canada Age: 51 Posts: 4,628	An oldie but still a good one lol! Maybe you should send this to NASA and have them construct a $100 sleigh instead of a space shuttle worth a couple of billions. At least you southernees would get a tax cut from that __________________ Confuzzled by nature.

10-15-2002, 06:57 PM	#15
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	I wanna know why Santa stopped visiting me when I was only 10? __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

10-15-2002, 08:59 PM	#18
Cerek the Barbaric Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 29, 2001 Location: North Carolina Age: 62 Posts: 3,257	Sounds like Aviehenda got a stocking full of switches last year ...... and this year isn't looking too good either. __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/cerek/cerektsrsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />Cerek the Calmth

10-16-2002, 08:26 AM	#19
Grimslade Drow Warrior Join Date: April 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 44 Posts: 271	What, are you saying there is no Santa?

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