TDAWNVNEOASRNAVPPDHADTILM (OK- now officially open to all)

[Neb]

Nebfka played a cheerful little tune on his weapon which had chosen the shape of a flute to celebrate his wonderful engineers and their falling skills. Then he went downstairs to his lab to breed some mutant engineers with not quite so bad eyesight, in the meantime he had glasses issued for all of the still-living ones.

He then ordered that a nearby village of peace-loving green monkeys be pelted with apples till it was destroyed because they did not have enough fuzzy dice. Or mice. Noone was ever really clear on that. But the village was destroyed anyway and a BBQ party held to celebrate the victory, but noone ever found out exactly where it was held so noone turned up and Nebfka killed off a hundred random people in the morning for not turning up. Ignoring the fact that some were blind, lacked legs or, in one case, was a small blue ball.

[SSJ4Sephiroth]

Sephiroth shouted up at the hole in his ceiling, "Damnit Nebfka, if you can't keep your minions on their platforms then at least keep them away from the space right above my throne room!" Then he shuddered from the chill and ordered one of the two-torsoed scissor monsters to cover up the holes with his body. When that was finished he picked up his AOL CD and, with his army of a thousand black dragons, went skiing.

It was a fun ski trip, he had to admit. Half of the dragons broke their legs on the slopes of the North Crater, but Sephiroth didn't really care. He was too busy pushing people down and taking their snowboards. Then he destroyed the ski lodge because they put two marshmallows in his hot chocolate instead of three. A party was had deep in the bowels of the crater fortress so call Meteor. Nothing yet though. Sephiroth sighed and decided to use the pneumatic tube to send letter bombs to Nebfka.

[Beaumanoir]

"Sir Please Be Quiet!" The Fat Guard Said
"Now, You Can Come Along Quietly Or Kicking And Screaming, But One Way Or Another We Are Taking You To See The Leader"

*Morris Thought*

"Umm, I'll Choose Kicking And Screaming" He Replied
"But It Was YOUR Idea!!" A Guard Said
"Well Yea, But It Goes Against My Nat-Ure"
"Your What?!"
"My Nature"
"Oh"

*****

*The Three Guards Dragged A Screaming Morris Into A Room And Threw Him On The Floor*
*He Hit With A Thud*
*Looking Up, He Say A Redneck Sat On A Giant Sheep. He Was Drooling Somewhat*
"MAAAAAAAA!" He Said
"Who The Bloody Hell Is This!?" Morris Stood Up Saying
"This Is The Leader!!" The Thin Guard Said"
"His Name Is The Unspeakable One" Another Added
"Oh... So Can't You Say His Name Then? Thats More Like It! More What I'd Expect From An Evil Cult!" Morris Said
"No!" The Fat Guard Said
"That Actually Is His Name!" The Thin Guard Replied
"What Do You Mean?" Morris Questioned
"His Parents Were Hippies" The Short Guard Butted In
"Oh... Well"

"SILENCE!!! Maaaaa!" The Unspeakable One Roared
"I Am The Unspeakable One! I Have Farmed Whales On These Lands For Years!" He Bellowed Wiping Away Some Drool
"And YOU Have Trespassed! Men! Throw Him In The Dungeon! The One With The Brick Which You Push And It Opens A Passage To Outside, Y'know, The One You See In All The Movies!"

"Yes Sir!" The Guards Cheered
*They Dragged Morris Off, And Again, When He Woke Up, Someone Was Looking Down On Him*
"OOOh!" The Man Said
"I've Been In Here 20 Years And Your The First Company I've Had! I've Been Very Lonely You Know" He Said In Erotic Voice.
"Sorry" Morris Replied "But A Beard Down To Your Toes, Gold Teeth And A Xylophone Chest Just Dosen't Do It For Me"

*The Man Sat Down And Sighed*

[Encard]

The air shimmers with bright, colorful lights for a moment, then someone, or something, appears. It's really impossible to tell because they seem to be surrounded by a globe of darkness, whcih somehow also muffles the noises he/she/it makes. Nevertheless, some mooing sounds and random noises seem to bhe coming from inside, as well as a deranged muttering that crops up every so often, although it's too muffled to hear. The volume of the sound chancges randomly, and then the globe suddenly begins moving forward, bouncing up and down slightly.

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

~To Neb

After having killed the monkeys, a blue ball et al Nebfka was understandbly hungry.. so he ate something.. we're not quite sure what, but our dental records show that it was probably bacon.
On the way back to his stronghold, some more monkeys (purple ones this time) tried to appease him with fuzzy rice, and boy did they pay for that mistake, Nebfka thought to himself as he wandered back with a mouthful of roast monkey and rice.

~To Seph

After gearing some explosions from above Sephiroth smiled, until one came falling back down on him and absolutely ruined his turkey dinner, and he wasn't a very happy bunny.. so he got a duck dinner,with lashings of cranberry source, some legumes and a touch of red wine, man that's good!!
Oh yes, and after this he went to sleep, after flicking once more through his Toys'R'Us catalogue, skiing always tired him out you see, even more so than apple pie.
Mmmmmm... apple pie.

~To Binky

The man looked down at him, and said "really?? Well in some planets I'm considered a rare beauty.. far too good for the likes of you!"
To whcich Binky replied "Which planet??"
*grumble* "Ahh, forget it, nobody loves me anymore!" then he started crying, which was quite funny as he literally hd a harmonica in his chest and he started playing harmonica mozart.. then Binky remembered what the leader said to the guards about the brick, but first he threw a load of apple pies to the guards, who were about to eat them, mistaking it for a pear pie.. but eating aapples is against there religion of course, so they had to burn it instead.
But it still distracted them.

~To Encrd

The air began too moo more frequently and more loudly, until all that could be heard within a 20 mile radius was an epiphany of moo... then a creature stepped foth.. lifted it's head!!And... moo'd.

[Neb]

Nebfka sat down to ponder what he should be doing now. After consulting several of his servants one of them finally informed him that he was supposed to find something ancient and magical and unleash it upon the world. The madman nodded to himself and stroded off purposefully to find it, though he had no idea what it was.

[ 06-02-2002, 07:07 PM: Message edited by: Neb ]

[SSJ4Sephiroth]

Sephiroth fell asleep and dreamt of apple pie, and hurting his scissor-legged servents. But halfway through the night he got up and sleepwalked to the kitchen, knocking two tonberry guards into the green abyss of his crater base. He didn't know though, he wasn't even awake, and he made his way to the refrigerator. Quickly he opened the door and looked around for a slice of apple pie. But there was none! He snapped awake and threw his Vorpal AOL CD around the room and started hacking at things with his sword. "RAGE!" he shouted. When one of his servants came in, he pointed and glared right at her. "Go bake me a pie Martha," he commanded.

[Encard]

The creature, Encard, let's the moo die out and stands quietly for several minutes, seeming to examine the surroundings. Then, oit suddenly shouts something sounding a bit like, "Zooglezoogle cow-weasel! Who wants pie?! Ladleladlelade..." and begins running toward a large, dark, fortress-like-thingy it sees in the distance, its clawed feet stirring up dust as it moves, its mantis-like appednages waving in what seems oddly like Morse code, muttering random syllables at random volumes.

[ 06-02-2002, 07:54 PM: Message edited by: Encard ]

[Talthyr Malkaviel]

~To Neb

Nebfka wandered many key places in the galaxy.. like Joe's resaurant, and his favourite bowling joint, until he eventually came upon an item both anicent and magical that could be unleashed on the world, but it didn't come in Nebfka's size and purple's not his colour so he carried on.

~To Seph

"Me names not Martha sir.." "Well it is now" "Ok, your majestositynessableness, now I'll just go bake that pie."
"Pi, what pi?"
"You asked for a pie sir"
"Oh yes Madge.."
"Martha sir"
"What... where's that pie midge?"
"Madge sir"
"Look, my names not madge, now go make me that pie"
"Yes sir."

That night, Sephiroth was plagued by a dream in which he was shown the christmas future, past and present, however, he couldn't repent because he's far too evil, and besides, that response is copyrighted by Ebenezer Scrooge, that bleeding Scrooge.
Ahem, then he ate lots of pie, until he chanced upon a toy.. from Toys'R'Us, a toy of immense power.. it played the alphabet to music!!!!

~To Encard

After many moo's and a rather lengthy journey.. longer at least, than a piece of string. But how long is a piece of string you ask?? Well it's twice the length of half a piece of string I might say.. or I might say I don't care.. or that it doesn't matter.. but maybe it does!!
But anyway.. this has no relevance to mooing, unless you count string quartet mooing, but let's not get involved with that, so he was mooing away, and came to a fortres, then of course, he mooed.
But not before mooing of course.

Then, he looked up at the fortress, moo'd then knocked at the door.

[Skydracgrrl]

Skye wasn't having a very good day. First off, her snowboard was stolen by a dragon. She had a good laugh when he broke his legs halfway down the mountain, until some guy landed on her and sent her flying down in a giant snowball. Once she was no longer a living icicle, she got home only to discover that her hometown had been destroyed by apples. And her blue ball was missing, of all the unfortunate mishaps!! and now this wierd blue monkey was offering fuzzy rice and mooing at her. She shrugged. "Guess I'm not in Kansas anymore... wait, where am I again? What am I supposed to be doing?" Skye wandered off down the road, pondering this, while the blue monkey jumped after her, mooing, chittering, and offering fuzzy rice.