Lord Shield's Bar (Thread 10)

An elf approaches.
Azurewolf steps forward to check his weapons, a composite longbow, a quiver stacked with all kinds of arrows and a long knife in a sheath by the elf's side.

'Greetings, I am Legolas' the elf proclaims.
'I hear you people like to do a little treasure hunting?'

'Monster slayin'' Fright shouts.

'So much the better. I heard someone talk about the Drow city of Ust Natha...'
Legolas wants to spit on the ground, but one look at Azurewolf makes him redirect it at Tiax' soles.
'... That place's been pillaged already. But there are more places in the Underdark for adventurous adventurers like you...'

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings

[Melusine]

*tumbles into thread at bullet speed, gives everybody atomic wedgies except for Tiax whose head is buried in the sand - tickles Tiax's footsoles instead, hits Lord Shield over the head with a fluffy pillow, giggles madly and dashes from thread again before anybody can catch her*



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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

The paladin Byronas comes in. He leaves his sword in the corner (the famous Purifier) and his old shield. He goes to the barman and orders a soup. The barman says:"We don't serve soup tonight sir. And by the way who are you?" Byronas got very angry and says "I'm Byronas. High member of the Radiant Order and Keldorn's best friend!"

Note: This post might be a spam (don't kill me Lord Shield). But I wrote it to introduce myself in GD.

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).]

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Byronas: The paladin Byronas comes in. He leaves his sword in the corner (the famous Purifier) and his old shield. He goes to the barman and orders a soup. The barman says:"We don't serve soup tonight sir. And by the way who are you?" Byronas got very angry and says "I'm Byronas. High member of the Radiant Order and Keldorn's best friend!" Note: This post might be a spam (don't kill me Lord Shield). But I wrote it to introduce myself in GD.

LOL - don't be so afraid to spam, Byronas - this doesn't qualify as it in any way!

Oh well, guess I'll pop back in then and get you some of that soup you were asking for - of course we do serve soup! One bowl of hot broth and an electric wedgie coming right up! *notices LS glaring* Oops, sorry! I'll make that just the soup then...I'm not allowed to wedgie any new customers *pout*



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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Melusine gives a bowl of soup to Byronas. He takes the bowl and starts eating the soup in great speed. Then he says "Can I have a little water please?" The hole bar starting laughing at him and then he says "I am a paladin! How can I drink wine? Anyway I must go. I have to kill a dragon and save a city from some orcs!! Farewell then!!!"
Byronas goes and takes his sword and his shield and leaves the Lord Shield's Bar.

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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

[This message has been edited by Byronas (edited 10-23-2001).]

[Melusine]

Uh....riiiiiight. Buh-bye then!
*shakes head, puzzled*

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

A good evening to you, my friends

*The young mage enigmatically makes his way towards a dark, shady corner of the bar and sits down. "Melusine, if you're the waitress for tonight I'd greatly appreciate a lemon tea please, my dear" he exclaims. He then draws out his spellbook from a deep fold inside his robe and proceeds to commit to memory his phenomenal arsenal of spells*



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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

[Melusine]

She gives the mage a saucy smile... 'Would you like your tea with or without a custom wedgie, sir?', she asks innocently.
*pout* Bet HE won't let me do the wedgie either!



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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Aww.... of course you may give me a wedgie

My sister does it to me all the time so it's not like I'm not used to it.... lol.... just watch the robes, they're a little on the delicate side. Besides which, I'm supposed to be learning my spells.... *grumble* the things I do for sweet waitresses....

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Formidable Flirty Fishy Sorcerer of the HADB

[DragonMage]

~DragonMage wanders into the bar, curious. She sees Melusine applying the physics of wedgiedom on Alex....bursts out laughing, can't catch her breath and passes out on the floor.~

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Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness

Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW.
Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS
Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT.

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*