By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him - Page 2

Lord Brass · 10-01-2002, 05:59 PM

Experience speaks! Take note, kobold lovers. You're act of kindness will (ultimately) leave your kobold squishy. Have you really thought this through? Have you asked a kobold if it wishes to be squishy? I'd imagine not.

Telchar of Nogrod · 10-01-2002, 06:50 PM

Don't listen! Don't listen! They're all spies for Mulhaney and that Baggins is Mulhaney himself in disguise! Death to all kobalds! DEATH TO ALL KOBALDS! (as they drag him out of the auditorium)

I wish my name was Baggins · 10-01-2002, 07:02 PM

But is not a Kobold that is safe, free and accepted (albeit squishy) a happier Kobold than one crushed under the tyranical boot of the random adventurer for (as Arledrian so succintly put it) a mere 7 experience points. Lord Brass how can someone who I have agreed with so often in this forum, Whose tales of Shady I anticipate and read eagerly, who has offered so many hapless adventurers such quality advice, whose sage wisdom is an inspiration to us all, disagree so fundamentally on this simple issue of basic creature rights. After all are WE not creatures too? I am sure that judging by the input of some of the members of this forum that Kobold blood may not be too far removed from their family trees. NO LORD BRASS!!!! I SAY AGAIN NO!!! Come back to the light and realize the folly of your ways. Join Keraptisdm and I in our rightous crusade to bring equality to the Sword Coast. For not only will the embracing of the Kobold provide our society with an excellent source of new labor...We already know that they are good in the mines...but they will rob the evildoers of the Sword Coast of a large portion of their ground troops which will make the fight for all that is right and good that much less costly.

MEMBERS OF THE FORUM Please I beseech you to refrain from joining the KAK and instead lend your support to the "Becoming Your Own Benefactor". That is right, In BYOB we pledge not to wait for some rich, anonymous person to make changes in the world in which we live but to stand up and make those changes ourselves.

So remember we meet every Teusday and Thursday night at the Blushing Mermaid, Bauldur's Gate and remember it is BYOB.

daan · 10-02-2002, 09:25 AM

I have but one question...

If i were to ask you to help a kobold,.. would your answer be the same as your answer to this question ?

And thereby we conclude this discussion once and for all [img]smile.gif[/img]

Lord Brass · 10-02-2002, 06:08 PM

Underhill you cad, or whatever your name is. Don't you know the dissent and loathing you're generating with this BYOB nonsense? The group dynamic is in turmoil, and for what? The hapless and random violence of a malingering society that ambulates full-tilt towards the path of unsustainable agression. Do we want these "people" living side by side with honest folk (with fat purses and ready loot)? Do answer is most definitely no!

My esteemed colleague Telchar has raised important, if not critical, issues regarding the sincerity of the BYOB movement. Long have we in KAK suspected perfidy on the part of our supposed allies. Now we know the truth.

Whilst in Nashkel, a miner of our...acquaintence, has revealed that Underhill/Mulahey consumed, yes that's right, consumed the contents of those mysterious potions that were found in the mine itself. Research has revealed that not only do they have an adverse affect on metal (and the corporeal body) but they also affect the mind. Underhill was, until late, a proud and upstanding member of this community. His recent trip to Nashkel to "sort out" the problem there, has left him changed.

How so, you ask. Well, this movement on the behalf of the kobold has been seen by some to be nothing more then a covert means of allowing enemy troops into our midst. With Underhill's "adoption" plan in effect, Beregost, Nashkel and Baldur's Gate itself would be swarming with the itinerant beasts.

Why would Underhill, a good and native son of the soil do this? That potion has poisoned more than Underhill's body, it has corrupted his mind. Be aware. Remain vigilant, and stop this kobold menace in its tracks. Once and for all.

HiyoCherryo · 10-02-2002, 07:52 PM

How about we let the Kobold decide for itself?

10-02-2002, 08:17 PM

The only role model for kobolds is Mulahey. But, i think there is a 99.9% chance that they'll find his body in kibble and bits.

pritchke · 10-02-2002, 08:49 PM

If you manage to get this insane proclamation of integrating kobolds to pass before the towns of the sword coast I well be leaving the coast for good. I will head either north to the dale or maybe south I hear the culture is interesting in the southern ports and they have horses with humps. Or a safer bet would be to head west to the Moonshae and retire my adventuring days to live with the Folk of the Isles.

SnarktheStrange · 10-03-2002, 05:09 AM

Everyone should have the experience of inviting a strange kobold for lunch, so that you may become intimately acquainted. I speak, of course, of the female variety. It is not well known that they tend to be gifted exponents of the pudent arts.

I remember the last encounter very fondly.

And kobold tastes very like hamster.

Merlin Al'Thor · 10-03-2002, 05:43 AM

O-Kay. nice Kobold theory u got going here. i'll just umm exit out the back now. I mean what in Mojo's name are u people going on about! the internal debate over the opression of the Kobolds! I mean come on people! someone stick up for me! okay enough of my critical side now my thoery on how everyone should hate Kobolds : 1: cause there unlikeable 2: cause there e-vil and thirdly without furry, little annoying ratty things to kill, the Sword Coast would turn on each other. its a basis in everyday life : pick on the ugly little fellow with the pointy ears and a big bad bow.

[ 10-03-2002, 05:47 AM: Message edited by: Merlin Al'Thor ]

10-01-2002, 05:59 PM	#11
Lord Brass Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 17, 2001 Location: Good ol\' Blighty Age: 53 Posts: 913	Experience speaks! Take note, kobold lovers. You're act of kindness will (ultimately) leave your kobold squishy. Have you really thought this through? Have you asked a kobold if it wishes to be squishy? I'd imagine not. __________________ <b>I\'ve submitted to the Choc!</b>

10-01-2002, 06:50 PM	#12
Telchar of Nogrod Drow Warrior Join Date: September 2, 2001 Location: NYC Age: 58 Posts: 267	Don't listen! Don't listen! They're all spies for Mulhaney and that Baggins is Mulhaney himself in disguise! Death to all kobalds! DEATH TO ALL KOBALDS! (as they drag him out of the auditorium) __________________ \"Here once was light, that the Valar begrudged to Middle-earth, but now dark levels all. Shall we mourn here deedless forever, a shadow-folk, mist haunting, dripping vain tears in the thankless sea?\"<br />Feanor at Tirion upon Tuna, Of the Flight of the Noldor, The Silmarillion

10-01-2002, 07:02 PM	#13
I wish my name was Baggins Elminster Join Date: September 7, 2002 Location: Upstate, SC Age: 52 Posts: 463	But is not a Kobold that is safe, free and accepted (albeit squishy) a happier Kobold than one crushed under the tyranical boot of the random adventurer for (as Arledrian so succintly put it) a mere 7 experience points. Lord Brass how can someone who I have agreed with so often in this forum, Whose tales of Shady I anticipate and read eagerly, who has offered so many hapless adventurers such quality advice, whose sage wisdom is an inspiration to us all, disagree so fundamentally on this simple issue of basic creature rights. After all are WE not creatures too? I am sure that judging by the input of some of the members of this forum that Kobold blood may not be too far removed from their family trees. NO LORD BRASS!!!! I SAY AGAIN NO!!! Come back to the light and realize the folly of your ways. Join Keraptisdm and I in our rightous crusade to bring equality to the Sword Coast. For not only will the embracing of the Kobold provide our society with an excellent source of new labor...We already know that they are good in the mines...but they will rob the evildoers of the Sword Coast of a large portion of their ground troops which will make the fight for all that is right and good that much less costly. MEMBERS OF THE FORUM Please I beseech you to refrain from joining the KAK and instead lend your support to the "Becoming Your Own Benefactor". That is right, In BYOB we pledge not to wait for some rich, anonymous person to make changes in the world in which we live but to stand up and make those changes ourselves. So remember we meet every Teusday and Thursday night at the Blushing Mermaid, Bauldur's Gate and remember it is BYOB. __________________ I went this way while he went that way, so I scream to my partner, \"WHERE\'D HE GO?\" only to have my partner answer, \"WHERE\'D WHO GO?\"

10-02-2002, 09:25 AM	#14
daan Silver Dragon Join Date: August 25, 2001 Location: - Age: 39 Posts: 1,644	I have but one question... If i were to ask you to help a kobold,.. would your answer be the same as your answer to this question ? And thereby we conclude this discussion once and for all [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________ <strong> Odi et Amo. Quare id faciam facisse requires ? Nescio, sed fieri sentio et excrucior </strong><br /><br /><strong> Amantem cogit amare magis, sed bene velle minus </strong>

10-02-2002, 06:08 PM	#15
Lord Brass Emerald Dragon Join Date: September 17, 2001 Location: Good ol\' Blighty Age: 53 Posts: 913	Underhill you cad, or whatever your name is. Don't you know the dissent and loathing you're generating with this BYOB nonsense? The group dynamic is in turmoil, and for what? The hapless and random violence of a malingering society that ambulates full-tilt towards the path of unsustainable agression. Do we want these "people" living side by side with honest folk (with fat purses and ready loot)? Do answer is most definitely no! My esteemed colleague Telchar has raised important, if not critical, issues regarding the sincerity of the BYOB movement. Long have we in KAK suspected perfidy on the part of our supposed allies. Now we know the truth. Whilst in Nashkel, a miner of our...acquaintence, has revealed that Underhill/Mulahey consumed, yes that's right, consumed the contents of those mysterious potions that were found in the mine itself. Research has revealed that not only do they have an adverse affect on metal (and the corporeal body) but they also affect the mind. Underhill was, until late, a proud and upstanding member of this community. His recent trip to Nashkel to "sort out" the problem there, has left him changed. How so, you ask. Well, this movement on the behalf of the kobold has been seen by some to be nothing more then a covert means of allowing enemy troops into our midst. With Underhill's "adoption" plan in effect, Beregost, Nashkel and Baldur's Gate itself would be swarming with the itinerant beasts. Why would Underhill, a good and native son of the soil do this? That potion has poisoned more than Underhill's body, it has corrupted his mind. Be aware. Remain vigilant, and stop this kobold menace in its tracks. Once and for all. __________________ <b>I\'ve submitted to the Choc!</b>

10-02-2002, 07:52 PM	#16
HiyoCherryo Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 16, 2002 Location: New York Age: 36 Posts: 16	How about we let the Kobold decide for itself? __________________ Fear Attracks the Fearful

10-02-2002, 08:17 PM	#17
SecretMaster Guest Posts: n/a	The only role model for kobolds is Mulahey. But, i think there is a 99.9% chance that they'll find his body in kibble and bits.

10-02-2002, 08:49 PM	#18
pritchke Bastet - Egyptian Cat Goddess Join Date: September 5, 2001 Location: Calgary, AB Age: 50 Posts: 3,491	If you manage to get this insane proclamation of integrating kobolds to pass before the towns of the sword coast I well be leaving the coast for good. I will head either north to the dale or maybe south I hear the culture is interesting in the southern ports and they have horses with humps. Or a safer bet would be to head west to the Moonshae and retire my adventuring days to live with the Folk of the Isles.

10-03-2002, 05:09 AM	#19
SnarktheStrange The Magister Join Date: July 5, 2002 Location: Rochester, MN Age: 81 Posts: 124	Everyone should have the experience of inviting a strange kobold for lunch, so that you may become intimately acquainted. I speak, of course, of the female variety. It is not well known that they tend to be gifted exponents of the pudent arts. I remember the last encounter very fondly. And kobold tastes very like hamster. __________________ Snark the Strange

10-03-2002, 05:43 AM	#20
Merlin Al'Thor Drow Warrior Join Date: August 25, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 36 Posts: 254	O-Kay. nice Kobold theory u got going here. i'll just umm exit out the back now. I mean what in Mojo's name are u people going on about! the internal debate over the opression of the Kobolds! I mean come on people! someone stick up for me! okay enough of my critical side now my thoery on how everyone should hate Kobolds : 1: cause there unlikeable 2: cause there e-vil and thirdly without furry, little annoying ratty things to kill, the Sword Coast would turn on each other. its a basis in everyday life : pick on the ugly little fellow with the pointy ears and a big bad bow. [ 10-03-2002, 05:47 AM: Message edited by: Merlin Al'Thor ] __________________ Chaw

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