What's your favorite line? - Page 2

Darvin_Da_Doof · 09-21-2002, 12:27 PM

One of the lines i like is actually from the NPC smith in Beregost when you go to talk to him he says " I can getcha whatever ya need for a wweee bit more than my compitetion."

True_Moose · 09-21-2002, 12:43 PM

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Am I missing something here? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]Probably not, I probably got confused. That's what happens when its the middle of September and you start getting frost. [img]graemlins/help.gif[/img]

SnarktheStrange · 09-21-2002, 03:31 PM

I WISH!!!

Thalantyr to Minsc

"After my apprentice passed away, I found that chicken tastes a lot like hamster."

ragnarok15 · 09-21-2002, 06:23 PM

i like it when you speak to perdue in bergost and he asks u to get his short sword back from a gnoll for 50g, wipe its arse with it and u reply " for 50g it can wipe it,s own arse with it".

Saoric · 09-22-2002, 06:02 AM

Did any of you ever heard the town crier of Beregost say, at a certain moment;

"I'm actually quite shy"

I only heard it once and I have played the game several times;

Furthermore, I believe Xzar outrules Minsc:

"I wanted infravision like the elves...

But 't is more than just taking their eyes"

or

"I've seen dragons with feet like rabbits; 't is true I swear!"

The Real Joel · 09-22-2002, 09:01 AM

One of the weirdest lines i heard is from a guy in a inn room upstairs..forgot the name it has the paladin with the half ogre story and the dwarf who had his cloak stolen...anyway the guy is paranoid about the paladin staring at him with 'those' eyes and his last line is something like "research proves that playing with a barrel full of monkeys is quite dangerous and is horrifying" its along the lines of that. if anyone knows what it is tell me please! because the guy talks to you after like nothing happened.
The best bit about it though is the protoganists reply
"Ooooooohhhhhhhhh Kaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!"

Keraptisdm · 09-26-2002, 08:27 AM

The lines the Courtesans in Beregost say when you click on them.

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 09-26-2002, 08:43 AM

I think most of the NPCs lines are funny... Jaheria... when you continually click on her... haha. "Ach What is it now? Need you're pantaloons pressed?" lol, and "If a tree falls in the forest.... I'll kill the bastard what done it" thats hilarous. Sarevok's funny too...

Sio · 09-26-2002, 03:08 PM

This was a conversation with a gnome outside Baldurs Gate who wants to join the party and is one of my faviourite lines in the game.

Gnome-Hey ho there fellow travellers! You look to be wandererd of the adventure sort. Tell me, what direction calls you?

Me-I am procedding in a northerly direction this day.

Gnome-it is the same as I! Surley this lends us a familiar bond of sorts. The smart move would be to travel as one, especially with the number of bandits in the area. You probably need the counter-balance of my intelligence as well.

Me-No, and dont call me Shirley.

Hahah I cracked up big time over this, and sat there laghing like a maniac while my parents looking at me weirdly.

Halbarad1891 · 09-26-2002, 03:25 PM

One of the best lines that I've heard is from a guy in BG City.
"There's a thin person inside me just screaming to get out. Serves him right, thought. Shouldn't have stood so close to the buffet."

09-21-2002, 03:31 PM	#13
SnarktheStrange The Magister Join Date: July 5, 2002 Location: Rochester, MN Age: 81 Posts: 124	I WISH!!! Thalantyr to Minsc "After my apprentice passed away, I found that chicken tastes a lot like hamster." __________________ Snark the Strange

09-22-2002, 06:02 AM	#15
Saoric Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: August 31, 2002 Location: Zemst - Flanders - Belgium Age: 42 Posts: 30	Did any of you ever heard the town crier of Beregost say, at a certain moment; "I'm actually quite shy" I only heard it once and I have played the game several times; Furthermore, I believe Xzar outrules Minsc: "I wanted infravision like the elves... But 't is more than just taking their eyes" or "I've seen dragons with feet like rabbits; 't is true I swear!" __________________ L\'histoire est une putain qui couche avec le vainqueur.<br /><br />War is the father of all things.<br /><br />Ridentes vera dicemus. <br /><br />Ceterum censeo Americam delendam esse!

09-22-2002, 09:01 AM	#16
The Real Joel Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 22, 2002 Location: Australia Age: 39 Posts: 13	One of the weirdest lines i heard is from a guy in a inn room upstairs..forgot the name it has the paladin with the half ogre story and the dwarf who had his cloak stolen...anyway the guy is paranoid about the paladin staring at him with 'those' eyes and his last line is something like "research proves that playing with a barrel full of monkeys is quite dangerous and is horrifying" its along the lines of that. if anyone knows what it is tell me please! because the guy talks to you after like nothing happened. The best bit about it though is the protoganists reply "Ooooooohhhhhhhhh Kaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy!" __________________ Iv\'e decided to take up meditating.... Hey, at least its better then me sitting around doing nothing! ba dum tiss cough

09-26-2002, 08:43 AM	#18
Calaethis Dragonsbane Legion Symbol Join Date: May 29, 2002 Location: Somewhere in between Age: 40 Posts: 7,029	I think most of the NPCs lines are funny... Jaheria... when you continually click on her... haha. "Ach What is it now? Need you're pantaloons pressed?" lol, and "If a tree falls in the forest.... I'll kill the bastard what done it" thats hilarous. Sarevok's funny too... __________________ Skydracgrrl: Cruelty, thy name is Cal! --- There are none so blind as those who refuse to see, none so deaf as those who refuse to hear, and none so smelly as those who refuse to bathe.

09-26-2002, 03:08 PM	#19
Sio Avatar Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: UK Age: 39 Posts: 546	This was a conversation with a gnome outside Baldurs Gate who wants to join the party and is one of my faviourite lines in the game. Gnome-Hey ho there fellow travellers! You look to be wandererd of the adventure sort. Tell me, what direction calls you? Me-I am procedding in a northerly direction this day. Gnome-it is the same as I! Surley this lends us a familiar bond of sorts. The smart move would be to travel as one, especially with the number of bandits in the area. You probably need the counter-balance of my intelligence as well. Me-No, and dont call me Shirley. Hahah I cracked up big time over this, and sat there laghing like a maniac while my parents looking at me weirdly. __________________ ICCT HEdral Phillip 4Glass Orchestration<br /> [img]\"http://members.lycos.co.uk/deatbringer/sio-sig1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

09-21-2002, 12:27 PM	#11
Darvin_Da_Doof Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 21, 2002 Location: Florida Age: 39 Posts: 9	One of the lines i like is actually from the NPC smith in Beregost when you go to talk to him he says " I can getcha whatever ya need for a wweee bit more than my compitetion."

09-21-2002, 06:23 PM	#14
ragnarok15 Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: August 22, 2002 Location: england manchester Age: 38 Posts: 26	i like it when you speak to perdue in bergost and he asks u to get his short sword back from a gnoll for 50g, wipe its arse with it and u reply " for 50g it can wipe it,s own arse with it".

09-26-2002, 08:27 AM	#17
Keraptisdm Elminster Join Date: August 23, 2002 Location: Near Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Age: 62 Posts: 410	The lines the Courtesans in Beregost say when you click on them.

09-26-2002, 03:25 PM	#20
Halbarad1891 The Magister Join Date: July 30, 2002 Location: Maine, USA Age: 44 Posts: 127	One of the best lines that I've heard is from a guy in BG City. "There's a thin person inside me just screaming to get out. Serves him right, thought. Shouldn't have stood so close to the buffet."

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