Nasty things done to playable NPCs. Admissions and spoilers. - Page 2

Volguuz RageWaar · 12-05-2002, 06:11 AM

Now you just awakened my evil side, i usually am a good friend of the npcs, evil neutral or good ones, but i do like carnage too and you guys are just great...

WELCOME TO THE CARNAGE STADIUM, THE MOST PREMIED CARNAGE OF TODAY IS:

Aerie: First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull in front of her. Then we gave her the Rod of Terror and let her vent her frustrations by attacking me. The stupid little twit LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. We made Quayle watch all this, of course, and to dash his hopes of Resurrecting his little girl, we used the Rod of Resurrection on her, and watched her instantly die again. Several times. Ahhh......

FROM THE LORD SixOfSpades...

LADY'S AND GENTELMEN IT IS TO BE PREMIED TO THIS FELLA A NOBEL PREMIUM OF PEACE...

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Sir Kenyth · 12-27-2002, 11:49 AM

What a digusting display of vile evil! Tsk, Tsk! Minsc, prepare your boot!

*Prepares to curse*

-May you all get a bad case of insect contagion in your undershorts from your next date!

-May the fleas of a thousand Afghani camels take up residence in your left armpit!

-May you trip and roll naked down a huge pile of thumbtacks!

-May you accidentally stick your nostrils together with crazy glue!

-May your berries grow to ten times their current size and your twig shrink by an equal proportion!

-May you have an unnatural affinity for dill pickles as a fashion statement!

So there! You nasty, nasty people!

drewal · 12-27-2002, 06:47 PM

Equipped Haer Dalis with the ring of folly and let Korgan literally use him as a punching bag, bare knuckles only. "Eehhhhhh... why you hit? Why? "

Feebleminded Mazzy in her own home with her family watching, and then gave her contagion. I'm sure they will have a great deal of pleasure tending to her needs for the rest of her natural life.

Let Keldorn walk over the flesh to stone trap in the diseased ones area. He makes a nice statue.

Thinking about grabbing the helm of opposite alignment and putting the human skin armour on Keldorn, and then parading him around the Hall of the Radiant Heart. Anybody know where I can find that most outstanding cursed item?

Lemmy · 12-27-2002, 09:32 PM

Six's list of evil makes me smile every time I read it. I can't compete, but it did inspire me a bit...

HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow.

ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw.

CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow.

JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity.

I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well.

AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death.

YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death.

IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she *is* the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh...

-Lem

Baros · 01-03-2003, 02:51 PM

Perhaps there ought to be a mod where instead of saving the slaves in the copper coronet you could actually sell them. Be perfect for Imoen. Who knows, maybe she could be the next courtesan to get in a knife fight with Rumar's wife.

Uther ManDragon · 01-03-2003, 03:15 PM

Well here goes......

Got Aerie pregnant....she says oh my Uther what do you think, i told her to...ahem.....drumm roll please.

3."Go take a hike mommy" and then the chold support payments came rolling on in..

BEsides that, wacked the silver dragon, went on a killing spree in the city, didnt end well...made sure that certain rangers ran into certain vampire rooms first to meet a grizzly end, ya take that for only taking one point of damage and only if you roll a 20...and HOW many wands of monster summoning did i go through.

misplaced a fireball, blew aerie up SO big that she was removed from the list, the best.
IGNOREd the dwarf, i thought that not being in my company was more then punishment enough, occasinally would help the docks killer murder some prost's, and of course slapped around any AND all street urchins..sigh.

I think when i play icewind dale, i will from now on only use the last answer to all questions..

1.thats nice.
2.I would like to listen to what you have to say.
3. I think i should consult my friends.
4. I dont care what your alignment is, I am going to mop the floors with yoru entrails!!!!!

4. DIE DRAGON
4.DIE DEAMON PRINCE
4,DIE IRENICUS
4.TAKE A HIKE MOMMY...ooops...not that one.

Gangrell · 01-04-2003, 11:29 PM

Jahiera -Casted Finger of Death on her in Irecnius' Dungeon.

Misc -Cast Flesh to Stone then Disentigrate.

Anomen -Used an Imprisonment Scroll

Viconia -Left behind in Bodhi's guantlet dungeon.

Edwin -Flat out killed him (the bastard)

And thats it, I don't torture much, I'd rather beat the crap out of the computer instead.

Niadh · 01-06-2003, 11:13 AM

Jaheria- test out to see if Sarevok could fight well. First attack he ever did in my game- deathBringer Assault 200 damage. Sarevok stays...

Aerie- Had her become Minscs witch, send her in first. Minsc bezerks, kills her

Aerie- made her walk into the squisher trap at Bohdi's dungeon (whoops..)

Anomen- smashed his family, failed tests, used as punching bag

Keldorn- Nothing, I respected him. The beholder had otehr things to say though with flesh to stone and a blast spell, or maybe it was mine...

Valygar- "Yes we are your firends..." killed him after opening door, sold body to council after killed him infornt of them.

Imoen- left at Jon's house, left at Bohdis dungeon

Jan- made him become so ugly he couldn't exist anymore. CHA 0, quite a problem for him then...would that mean he stank, had a really bad face and more?

Mazzy- never freed her, prison in abandoned temples is funny

ryanthemighty · 01-14-2003, 02:02 PM

I love the beginning of TOB

Quazi spoiler:
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Do you want to add anyone to your party? I can call them to you.

You Can!?

Mwoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!

A long dropdown list appeared, and my eyes misted up a little at the thought of blowing up Edwin again. (I'd done so in both the other games, it'd be a shme NOT to...) I was like a kid in a candy store, picking out which NPCs I wanted to destroy next. I have a save game file right there so I can go to my happy place whenever I want. It's like therapy, without the bill.
-R

Ivellios Siannodel · 01-15-2003, 11:35 AM

I was having trouble picking a party at the start of ToB so i summoned everyone and took the people who have very similar abilities eg Edwin vs Aerie and let them fight to the death in the area of the first test. I had Anomen vs Viconia, Minsc vs Jahera, Haer D'lise vs Imoen, Me (kensai) vs Sarevok etc. At the end of this bloody, though enjoyable tournament i had Keldorn, Aerie, Cernd, Minsc and Haer D'lise. Then I decided to Solo ToB got Aerie to cast multiple Cloudkills and skull traps and killed them all

12-05-2002, 06:11 AM	#11
Volguuz RageWaar Manshoon Join Date: April 1, 2002 Location: Portugal Age: 40 Posts: 218	Now you just awakened my evil side, i usually am a good friend of the npcs, evil neutral or good ones, but i do like carnage too and you guys are just great... WELCOME TO THE CARNAGE STADIUM, THE MOST PREMIED CARNAGE OF TODAY IS: Aerie: First we tied her to a chair and made her watch as we collectively drank three cases of Red Bull in front of her. Then we gave her the Rod of Terror and let her vent her frustrations by attacking me. The stupid little twit LITERALLY beat herself to death with an Ugly Stick. We made Quayle watch all this, of course, and to dash his hopes of Resurrecting his little girl, we used the Rod of Resurrection on her, and watched her instantly die again. Several times. Ahhh...... FROM THE LORD SixOfSpades... LADY'S AND GENTELMEN IT IS TO BE PREMIED TO THIS FELLA A NOBEL PREMIUM OF PEACE... [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img] __________________ Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Love is the law, Love under will<br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[chaos]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/chaos.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[diablo]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/diablo.gif\" /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[chaos]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/chaos.gif\" />

12-27-2002, 11:49 AM	#12
Sir Kenyth Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: August 30, 2001 Location: somewhere Age: 55 Posts: 1,785	What a digusting display of vile evil! Tsk, Tsk! Minsc, prepare your boot! Prepares to curse -May you all get a bad case of insect contagion in your undershorts from your next date! -May the fleas of a thousand Afghani camels take up residence in your left armpit! -May you trip and roll naked down a huge pile of thumbtacks! -May you accidentally stick your nostrils together with crazy glue! -May your berries grow to ten times their current size and your twig shrink by an equal proportion! -May you have an unnatural affinity for dill pickles as a fashion statement! So there! You nasty, nasty people! __________________ Master Barbsman and wielder of the razor wit!<br /><br />There are dark angels among us. They present themselves in shining raiment but there is, in their hearts, the blackness of the abyss.

12-27-2002, 06:47 PM	#13
drewal Drow Warrior Join Date: January 8, 2002 Location: Dallas, Texas Age: 47 Posts: 272	Equipped Haer Dalis with the ring of folly and let Korgan literally use him as a punching bag, bare knuckles only. "Eehhhhhh... why you hit? Why? " Feebleminded Mazzy in her own home with her family watching, and then gave her contagion. I'm sure they will have a great deal of pleasure tending to her needs for the rest of her natural life. Let Keldorn walk over the flesh to stone trap in the diseased ones area. He makes a nice statue. Thinking about grabbing the helm of opposite alignment and putting the human skin armour on Keldorn, and then parading him around the Hall of the Radiant Heart. Anybody know where I can find that most outstanding cursed item? __________________ This is going to be a short trip...

01-03-2003, 03:15 PM	#16
Uther ManDragon Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: December 21, 2002 Location: canada Age: 48 Posts: 8	Well here goes...... Got Aerie pregnant....she says oh my Uther what do you think, i told her to...ahem.....drumm roll please. 3."Go take a hike mommy" and then the chold support payments came rolling on in.. BEsides that, wacked the silver dragon, went on a killing spree in the city, didnt end well...made sure that certain rangers ran into certain vampire rooms first to meet a grizzly end, ya take that for only taking one point of damage and only if you roll a 20...and HOW many wands of monster summoning did i go through. misplaced a fireball, blew aerie up SO big that she was removed from the list, the best. IGNOREd the dwarf, i thought that not being in my company was more then punishment enough, occasinally would help the docks killer murder some prost's, and of course slapped around any AND all street urchins..sigh. I think when i play icewind dale, i will from now on only use the last answer to all questions.. 1.thats nice. 2.I would like to listen to what you have to say. 3. I think i should consult my friends. 4. I dont care what your alignment is, I am going to mop the floors with yoru entrails!!!!! 4. DIE DRAGON 4.DIE DEAMON PRINCE 4,DIE IRENICUS 4.TAKE A HIKE MOMMY...ooops...not that one. __________________ All men dream: but not equally.<br />Those who dream by night<br />in the dusky recesses of their minds,<br />wake in the day to find that it was vanity:<br />but the dreamers of the day<br />are dangerous men,<br />for they may act their dream<br />with open eyes, to make it possible.

01-06-2003, 11:13 AM	#18
Niadh Elminster Join Date: August 16, 2002 Location: Scotland Age: 40 Posts: 401	Jaheria- test out to see if Sarevok could fight well. First attack he ever did in my game- deathBringer Assault 200 damage. Sarevok stays... Aerie- Had her become Minscs witch, send her in first. Minsc bezerks, kills her Aerie- made her walk into the squisher trap at Bohdi's dungeon (whoops..) Anomen- smashed his family, failed tests, used as punching bag Keldorn- Nothing, I respected him. The beholder had otehr things to say though with flesh to stone and a blast spell, or maybe it was mine... Valygar- "Yes we are your firends..." killed him after opening door, sold body to council after killed him infornt of them. Imoen- left at Jon's house, left at Bohdis dungeon Jan- made him become so ugly he couldn't exist anymore. CHA 0, quite a problem for him then...would that mean he stank, had a really bad face and more? Mazzy- never freed her, prison in abandoned temples is funny __________________ A Knight is sworn to darkness. <br />His heart knows only hatred.<br />His sword destroys the helpless,<br />His might imprisons the weak.<br />His wrath upholds the wicked, <br />His word speaks only lies.<br /><br /> [img]\"http://www.boomspeed.com/niadh/newiwsig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

12-27-2002, 09:32 PM	#14
Lemmy Manshoon Join Date: October 20, 2002 Location: Montgomery, AL Age: 40 Posts: 157	Six's list of evil makes me smile every time I read it. I can't compete, but it did inspire me a bit... HAER'DALIS: I had a Pit Fiend eat his friends, and afterwards I released him from that Wizard's servitude. I (invisible at the time) approached him and he joined me. We went back to his playhouse - I was hoping his troupe would be replaced with Biff the Understudies - but there was no reaction whatsoever. So we go to the Copper Coronet (home of NPCs I'd not decided how to murder yet); departy Haerry; Haerry screams "Noo! The troupe... my friends!!" (It was as heartwarming as Valygar's screeches Six described.) and hostiles me. Nalia, also departied, was standing nearby and attacked him! I popped off a few MM's, softening him up, but I allowed Nalia to deliver the killing blow. ANOMEN: I dragged him along on the Planar Sphere quest with me. While in the Abyss, after I'd retrieved the demon heart: I threw a rock, told him to go investigate, then turned invisible, ran back in the sphere, and barred the door. I just hope the next time I cast a Fiend summoning spell I don't get Anomen instead. [img]tongue.gif[/img] JAN: At our first meeting I did not lie for him and allowed the pompous official to throw him in jail. After a few months I sprung Jan and allowed him to pal around with me. Soon "The Hidden" quest began and he sent me off to find a cure. He gave me ten days to do it. On day 3, I left for Brynnlaw. CERND: Unfortunately, Cernd would not speak to me after I poisoned the grove, so I fed him to a Cacofiend. I wanted him to join me so I could drown his baby in the pirates' pool (in back of the Sea's Bounty) with Lt. Aegisfield and that Harper fellow. JAHEIRA: After I released her from her cell it seems she did indeed find her way out. However, by the time I found her again she was most displeased with my conduct. She attacked me and I was forced to Death Spell her and her companions. Rylock just stood by and watched. [img]tongue.gif[/img] VICONIA: I let her burn. Perhaps I should've turned her into a squirrel first, though. Pity. I have concocted some tenative plans for the demise of some of the others as well. AERIE: Considering charming Quayle and having him beat her to death. YOSHIMO: I forgot to do anything with him before I left for Brynnlaw. Suppose he'll just have to geas to death. IMOEN: What evil could possibly be enough for this lass?! I was thinking maybe letting her die in one of the mage duels in Ust Natha, but it seems all too... too... simple. I wish I could sell her into slavery. On the other hand, she is the Bodhi to my Irenicus. Vampirism, then? Heh heh... -Lem

01-03-2003, 02:51 PM	#15
Baros Manshoon Join Date: January 3, 2003 Location: Leeds, UK Age: 49 Posts: 171	Perhaps there ought to be a mod where instead of saving the slaves in the copper coronet you could actually sell them. Be perfect for Imoen. Who knows, maybe she could be the next courtesan to get in a knife fight with Rumar's wife.

01-04-2003, 11:29 PM	#17
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 38 Posts: 4,835	Jahiera -Casted Finger of Death on her in Irecnius' Dungeon. Misc -Cast Flesh to Stone then Disentigrate. Anomen -Used an Imprisonment Scroll Viconia -Left behind in Bodhi's guantlet dungeon. Edwin -Flat out killed him (the bastard) And thats it, I don't torture much, I'd rather beat the crap out of the computer instead.

01-14-2003, 02:02 PM	#19
ryanthemighty Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 7, 2002 Location: Los Angeles, CA Age: 48 Posts: 36	I love the beginning of TOB Quazi spoiler: > > > > > > > > > > Do you want to add anyone to your party? I can call them to you. You Can!? Mwoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha! A long dropdown list appeared, and my eyes misted up a little at the thought of blowing up Edwin again. (I'd done so in both the other games, it'd be a shme NOT to...) I was like a kid in a candy store, picking out which NPCs I wanted to destroy next. I have a save game file right there so I can go to my happy place whenever I want. It's like therapy, without the bill. -R __________________ Your mind is like a parking lot: Sometimes it is full.<br />Sometimes it is empty.<br />And sometimes you make your own space...

01-15-2003, 11:35 AM	#20
Ivellios Siannodel Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: June 26, 2002 Location: UK Age: 38 Posts: 10	I was having trouble picking a party at the start of ToB so i summoned everyone and took the people who have very similar abilities eg Edwin vs Aerie and let them fight to the death in the area of the first test. I had Anomen vs Viconia, Minsc vs Jahera, Haer D'lise vs Imoen, Me (kensai) vs Sarevok etc. At the end of this bloody, though enjoyable tournament i had Keldorn, Aerie, Cernd, Minsc and Haer D'lise. Then I decided to Solo ToB got Aerie to cast multiple Cloudkills and skull traps and killed them all __________________ Go for the eyes Boo! Go for the eyes! squeak No not my eyes NOOOOOOO!!!!.....squeak

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