Who do you use for a thief in a good-aligned party?

[Faceman]

Originally posted by HolyWarrior: Yoshimo won't stay with the party

spoiler tags maybe?

[Raistlin Majere]

Originally posted by Faceman: quote: Originally posted by HolyWarrior: Yoshimo won't stay with the party

spoiler tags maybe? [/QUOTE]certainly would be in order, as that is a pretty major plot spoiler...

[Xen]

Originally posted by Raistlin Majere: quote: Originally posted by Faceman: quote: Originally posted by HolyWarrior: Yoshimo won't stay with the party

spoiler tags maybe? [/QUOTE]certainly would be in order, as that is a pretty major plot spoiler... [/QUOTE]It would be good yeah. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


I use Jan Jansen. He`s funny and damn versatile in ToB.(Would you like a Turnip my good friend? )

ADD] About his armor. You must remember something so *GASP*:

Noteryclean only

[ 11-13-2003, 04:12 AM: Message edited by: Xen ]

[Userunfriendly]

Originally posted by Pirengle: [rant] Are any modders listening? Here are some NPCs I'd like to see: --a skald romance --a witty, wild swashbuckler --a wild mage (ToB only) --a wizard slayer Things this game should have, but doesn't. [/rant]

urm...try making imoen into a thief wildmage...its fun!!!

I like imoen...

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip,
That started from old Candlekeep,
with Gorion (and his aching hip).
The rogue was a mighty cutie pie,
The Charname brave and sure,
Six Adventurers set forth that day,
For a four game tour, a four game tour.
The Iron Throne started getting tough,
Poor Gorion got tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless group,
The Franchise would be lost, the Franchise would be lost.
The party came to Beregost, with hardly a gold to their name,
With IMOEN, Charname too,
Henpecked Khalid and his wife,
Viconia deVir, Uncle Quayle and Minsc (and Boo!)
are here on Baldur's-Gate-by-Black-Isle!!!

[SixOfSpades]

Originally posted by Userunfriendly: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from old Candlekeep, with Gorion (and his aching hip). The rogue was a mighty cutie pie, The Charname brave and sure, Six Adventurers set forth that day, For a four game tour, a four game tour. The Iron Throne started getting tough, Poor Gorion got tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless group, The Franchise would be lost, the Franchise would be lost. The party came to Beregost, with hardly a gold to their name, With IMOEN, Charname too, Henpecked Khalid and his wife, Viconia deVir, Uncle Quayle and Minsc (and Boo!) are here on Baldur's-Gate-by-Black-Isle!!!

:gives Userunfriendly a mighty smack upside da head that sends him flying straight into the vat of cheese dip:

OH! That was terrible! Do It Again!

(Did you write that? Did you! Did you? :slaps Userunfriendly with a trout [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] )

[HolyWarrior]

Originally posted by Raistlin Majere: quote: Originally posted by Faceman: quote: Originally posted by HolyWarrior: Yoshimo won't stay with the party

spoiler tags maybe? [/QUOTE]certainly would be in order, as that is a pretty major plot spoiler... [/QUOTE]Done.

[Userunfriendly]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: quote: Originally posted by Userunfriendly: Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, A tale of a fateful trip, That started from old Candlekeep, with Gorion (and his aching hip). The rogue was a mighty cutie pie, The Charname brave and sure, Six Adventurers set forth that day, For a four game tour, a four game tour. The Iron Throne started getting tough, Poor Gorion got tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless group, The Franchise would be lost, the Franchise would be lost. The party came to Beregost, with hardly a gold to their name, With IMOEN, Charname too, Henpecked Khalid and his wife, Viconia deVir, Uncle Quayle and Minsc (and Boo!) are here on Baldur's-Gate-by-Black-Isle!!!

:gives Userunfriendly a mighty smack upside da head that sends him flying straight into the vat of cheese dip:

OH! That was terrible! Do It Again!

(Did you write that? Did you! Did you? :slaps Userunfriendly with a trout [img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] ) [/QUOTE]OWWWW!!! those fish hurt!!! I live in seattle, so i've seen the fish flingers at the pike place market, and those fish are very very big and heavy!!!

yep, it was me...I am actually guilty of writing many many fanfiction songs...here's one of my favorite...
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Vegetarian Rhapsody
Words and music by Freddie Mercury, adapted by Userunfriendly

Is this the real life-
Is this just an RPG-
Caught in Athkatla-
My escape from reality-
Turn on your monitor
Look at your screen and see-
A gnome just getting by,he needs no sympathy-
Because turnips come,turnips go,
Profits high,profits low,
If I sell these turnips,doesn't really matter to me,
To me

Mama,I won't bribe the man,
Trax is out of his head,
No selling Bruiser Mates, (he said)
Mama, career had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm jailed again this time tomorrow-
Carry on,carry on, nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
Trax caught me just this time-
He is such a sticky slime,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Uncles, Cousins, nephews, and nieces all
Mama ooo- (I think this really blows)
I don't want to go,
Maybe I should have bribed old Trax after all-

I see a little silhouetto of a gnome,
CrunchyTurnips, CrunchyTurnips, juices running down his chin-
Jailcell and lockup-very very frightening me-
ChildofBhaal,ChildofBhaal,
ChildofBhaal,ChildofBhaal,
ChildofBhaal, help me so-Magnifico!!!
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a gnomish family-
Spare him his life from this travesty-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
DamnyouJan! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
DamnyouJan! We will not let you go-let him go
DamnyouJan! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama mia,mama mia,mama mia let me go-
StinkyTrax has a jailcell put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can jail me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can jail me and leave me to die-
Oh Traxy-Can't do this to me Traxy-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

I think this really blows....

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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487
for your sing along pleasure...
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=131487
this one sings really well!!!

[ 11-13-2003, 10:36 PM: Message edited by: Userunfriendly ]

[SixOfSpades]

:picks himself up off the floor, dusts himself off, then looks under furniture to see where his ass rolled to:

Userunfriendly, that RULES. On a somewhat-related note, some of our local branches of the Society for Creative Anachronisms are putting together some material for a fundraising CD, and since I was lucky enough to win the Shire of Shittimwoode's 1st annual Bardic Tournament this summer, I'm probably going to be in it. I'm working on "I Am the Very Model of a Modern SCAdian," but have you any objections to hearing "Vegetarian Rhapsody" on there as well?

(Provided, of course, that
A) I can find some backup performers
B) The muckety-mucks in charge would want a Baldur's Gate song on there
C) The CD isn't already filled with more "legitimate" filks & actual authentic works
and D) I can find a copy of how Queen sang it [as all I have right now is the Weird Al version].)

[Userunfriendly]

Originally posted by SixOfSpades: :picks himself up off the floor, dusts himself off, then looks under furniture to see where his ass rolled to: Userunfriendly, that RULES. On a somewhat-related note, some of our local branches of the Society for Creative Anachronisms are putting together some material for a fundraising CD, and since I was lucky enough to win the Shire of Shittimwoode's 1st annual Bardic Tournament this summer, I'm probably going to be in it. I'm working on "I Am the Very Model of a Modern SCAdian," but have you any objections to hearing "Vegetarian Rhapsody" on there as well? (Provided, of course, that A) I can find some backup performers B) The muckety-mucks in charge would want a Baldur's Gate song on there C) The CD isn't already filled with more "legitimate" filks & actual authentic works and D) I can find a copy of how Queen sang it [as all I have right now is the Weird Al version].)

of course not!!! please feel free to add that bit...

That link i accidentally posted twice??? its the link to a flash movie complete with vocals and lyrics...


and since you're doing a gilbert and sullivan piece...

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The Party: He remains a Turnip Gnome!

Saravok: He remains a Turnip Gnome!
For he himself has said it,
And it's greatly to his credit,
That he remains a Turnip Gnome!

The Party: That he remains a Turnip Gnome!

Saravok: For he might have eaten a radish,
A onion, or carrot, or cabbage,
Or perhaps some summer squash!

The Party: Or perhaps some summer squash!

Saravok:But in spite of all temptations
To eat other taste sensations,
He remains a Turnip Gnome!
He remains a Turnip Gnome!

The Party: For in spite of all temptations
To eat other taste sensations,
He remains a Turnip Gnome!
He remains a Turnip Gnome!

saravok: Damn you Jan Jansen...ever since you had to cast that spell in the wild surge room at Watchers Keep, I keep breaking into song!!! I've fought as a foot soldier at the height of the Blood War, I've almost ignited a confligration that would have consumed the entire Sword Coast, yet to my second dying day, the most horrific memory I'll have is singing in the shower "I'm going to wash that taint right out of my hair" while Charname was giggling like a dememted loon waiting for his turn...

Jan: Well, Savvy, just think of it as practicing your singing voice!

Saravok: SNARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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http://www.gamejag.com./index.php?na...b65ba64a2e7ca7

edgar did a wonderful modern general version...

weyoun i think did the best version...

http://gamejag.com/index.php?name=PN...wtopic&t=71394

I tend to do more like this...

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He's creepy and he's kooky,
And Monty's short and spooky,
They're not altogether Ook-ay,
The Xzar's Family.

His obession's to create a golem.
Cause zombies are beginning to bore him.
Zombie heads wobble when you bowl-em,
The Xzar's Family.

Neat

Sweet

Petite

So if you want a custom zombie,
and you don't want to order from Abercrombie's,
Just avoid mentioning the BUNNIES,
while you're with Xzar's Family.

[ 11-14-2003, 01:06 AM: Message edited by: Userunfriendly ]

[Userunfriendly]

My favorite are the naughty ones..

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Jan Jansen: Oh, woe is me, I hate my life! Bugger this pitiful life of mine, as a thief-illusionist! Sod it! I want to be a....a....Paladin!

Jan Jansen: Oh, I'm a Paladin, and I'm okay,
I snore all night and I smite all day.

Shadow Thieves: He's a Paladin, and he's okay,
He snores all night and he smites all day.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I eat my lunch,
I go to the Outhouse.
If I'm out in the wide wilderness,
I just use a furry mouse.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the Outhouse.
If he's out in the wide wilderness,
He just uses a furry mouse.

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I skip and jump,
I like to polish my stuff.
I put on ladies's clothing,
And watch other knights scream and huff.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he skips and jumps,
He likes to polish his stuff.
He puts on women's clothing
And watch other knights scream and huff???????

Jan Jansen: I smite stinky orcs, I wear high heels,
Panties and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Shadow Thieves: He smites stinky orcs, he wears high heels
Panties and a .... a Bra????

Aerie(crying): I thought you were so rugged!

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i've written a few serious ones, a sad one...;(

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He's a real Nature's Man,
Sitting in his jailcell and,
Making all his balanced plans
for Druid's Grove.

Believes in a balanced point of view,
Knows not what Logain's going to do,
He's not a bit like you and me!
Nature's Man, please listen,
You left your wife, without even a kissing,
Nature's Man, the world doesn't revolve at your command.

He's as blind as he can be,
Doesn't see his real responsibility,
Nature's Man can't you see your family at all?
A balanced point of view,
No time for a family where he's going to,
He's not a bit like you and me!
Nowhere Man, you're sorry,
Take your time, don't hurry,
Leave it all till somebody else
fixes your mess.

He's a real Nature's Man,
Sitting in his jailcell and,
Making all his balanced plans
for Druid's Grove.