Visit the Ironworks Gaming Website Email the Webmaster Graphics Library Rules and Regulations Help Support Ironworks Forum with a Donation to Keep us Online - We rely totally on Donations from members Donation goal Meter

Ironworks Gaming Radio

Ironworks Gaming Forum

Go Back   Ironworks Gaming Forum > Ironworks Gaming Forums > General Discussion > General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005)
FAQ Calendar Arcade Today's Posts Search

 
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Old 12-08-2003, 02:32 PM   #11
johnny
40th Level Warrior
 
Ms Pacman Champion
Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 58
Posts: 16,981
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you.

__________________
johnny is offline  
Old 12-08-2003, 02:45 PM   #12
Xen
Symbol of Moradin
 

Join Date: June 5, 2002
Location: Slovenia,Ljubljana
Age: 37
Posts: 8,554
HAHA! That was funny! I must pick myself of the floor...
Xen is offline  
Old 12-08-2003, 09:31 PM   #13
Sagramore
Avatar
 

Join Date: December 26, 2002
Location: Connecticut
Age: 36
Posts: 528
hahahahaha. johnny, you are just on fire with these jokes.
__________________
\"\'Fleshy, honey\' the paladin said, \'Yes, baby\' said the golem\"<br /><br />I have seen the others and I have discovered that this fight is not worth fighting<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[pimpser]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/pimpser.gif\" />
Sagramore is offline  
Old 12-09-2003, 01:38 PM   #14
Bozos of Bones
Apophis
 

Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 38
Posts: 4,679
Humph... Huh. Hah. Ha! HA! HA HA HA! MBUAHAHAHA!!!

Good one.

More! More! More! Keep 'em comin'!
__________________
MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!
Bozos of Bones is offline  
Old 12-09-2003, 02:51 PM   #15
johnny
40th Level Warrior
 
Ms Pacman Champion
Join Date: April 15, 2002
Location: Utrecht The Netherlands
Age: 58
Posts: 16,981
Very well...

I think that I shall never see
a hazard rougher than an tree;
A tree o'er which my ball must fly
if on the green it is to lie;

A tree which stands that green to guard,
and makes the shot extremely hard;
A tree whose leafy arms extend
to kill the six iron shot I send;

A tree that stands in silence there,
while angry golfers rave and swear.
Irons were made for fools like me
who cannot ever miss a tree.
__________________
johnny is offline  
Old 12-09-2003, 06:02 PM   #16
Bozos of Bones
Apophis
 

Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: The Underdark cavern of Zagreb
Age: 38
Posts: 4,679
O...K! Nice one.(I hope I didn't insult anyone by not copy-pasting my usual response in this thread, it became really old really fast )
__________________
MAKE LOVE, NOT SPAM!
Bozos of Bones is offline  
Old 12-09-2003, 06:13 PM   #17
GForce
Guest
 

Posts: n/a
Hahaha! ... but is Tiger Woods jewish? I would of thunk he could've been Buddhist since his mom is Thai. Sorry I didn't mean to ruin the humor with this quasi-serious question. So I'll continue with my laughter ... [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img]
 
 


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Lawyer/Golf Joke Arvon General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 10 03-31-2004 08:00 AM
Golf Joke PG13 Arvon General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 8 04-06-2003 07:42 AM
Golf Joke...OK it's an oldie... Arvon General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 5 03-15-2003 06:55 PM
Warning...New Worm on the Web...NO JOKE Arvon General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 11 01-26-2003 10:57 AM
Golf Joke...Again Arvon General Conversation Archives (11/2000 - 01/2005) 2 02-02-2002 11:15 AM


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 07:18 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.3
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
©2024 Ironworks Gaming & ©2024 The Great Escape Studios TM - All Rights Reserved