Quotes..worth a smile - Page 2

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 09-21-2002, 03:10 PM

as laways a little humor is most appreciated

Hexa · 09-21-2002, 04:15 PM

* Life is like a box of choclate, you never know what you will find inside.

* A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune."

* People are always availible for work in the past tence!@

* No one gets sick on Wednesday!@

* The leader who excercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting with himself.

* The last thing anyone needs in life is total perspective.

* A computer is as smart as the person using it.

* Join the army.
Visit Foreign countries.
Meet exciting new people.
And kill them!@

Hexa · 09-23-2002, 02:18 PM

Ok here are some ...

* The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions.
- Robert Lynd

* When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

* Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime.
- Ernest Hemingway

* School is not a bar, you don't have to go there every day!

* 'The customer is always right... provided they are somebody else's customer!!'

* I God We Trust
All Others Pay Cash!@

* 'Friends are one soul in two bodies'

* GW Bush quotes (hehe):
'It's not polution which causes theses problems, but impurities in the air and water'
'The majority of our imports come from outside the United States'

* "Life is a veneric desease, for which there is no cure, and it will eventually kill you

* I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him.
by Booker T. Washington

* Catch the vigorous horse of your mind.
Zen Saying

* "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is."
-Sir Francis Bacon

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Timber Loftis · 09-23-2002, 04:52 PM

Hexa, you are a veritable font of wisdom. Great great quotes.

Beaumanoir · 09-23-2002, 05:13 PM

LOL!!! Some Pretty Funny Things There Arvon! Where've You Been, Aint Seen You Around!

Hexa · 09-23-2002, 05:28 PM

Ok a few more then!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

* Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."
- Jack Handy

* "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. "
- Sir Winston Churchill

* Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?"

* "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere."
-Voltaire

* A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." -William James

* "Some say music without words isn't music at all.. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass."

* If something cannot be bought with money, it can always be bought with more money"
-- bulgarian proverb

* Wow! That is alot of Indians." Gen. G.A. Custer July 4, 1876

* Where soever you go, go with all your heart.
by Confucius

* "Marriage, being a lifelong venture, should be approached with care and caution." - Bluebeard

* "Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior." - Hun, A.T.

* "Life is full of little surprizes." - Pandora

* Expect nothing; be prepared for anything.
-Samurai saying

* "It's always fun when good friends get together." - Pestilence, War, Famine, & Death

* ¨Where is all this freaking water coming from?¨
- Captain of the titanic

* If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it

* It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time

* -I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness

* Some say death is but a sleep. The way I see it, it's a lot harder to get up in the morning

* "Is it hot here, or is it just me?" Jeanne D'Arc

* The true measure of a person is how they behave around their lover.

* Mexican Americans...
Believe in education....
So they go to night school...
and take Spanish....
And get a "B".

* "Here's to Alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - H. Simpson

* "Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously"

* Beware the Anger of the Dove - Ancient Chinese Proverb

* The only Ying u will find up on the mountian is the one u bring there!@

And one special one:
* "The Devil can cite scripture for his Purpose"

I like the last one ...

Lox · 09-23-2002, 05:40 PM

I got a couple....

An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that he is right.

Diplomacy is the art of getting someone to do want you want, and convincing him that it was his idea all along.

It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you win.

An economist is someone who can tell you tomorrow why what he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.

Pe Ell · 09-24-2002, 04:24 AM

Great thread. I love qoutes. Here's one:

Ah, young webmaster...
java leads to shockwave.
Shockwave leads to realaudio.
And realaudio leads to suffering.

-Peter da Silva

Hexa · 09-24-2002, 06:37 AM

* It is best to lend money of a pestimist ... they won't expect in back anyways!@

Scholarcs · 09-24-2002, 08:40 AM

Once you are over the hill, you start to speed up.

09-21-2002, 03:10 PM	#11
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 43 Posts: 2,217	as laways a little humor is most appreciated __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

09-21-2002, 04:15 PM	#12
Hexa The Magister Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: Hexatown Age: 51 Posts: 137	* Life is like a box of choclate, you never know what you will find inside. * A real leader faces the music, even if he doesn't like the tune." * People are always availible for work in the past tence!@ * No one gets sick on Wednesday!@ * The leader who excercises power with honor will work from the inside out, starting with himself. * The last thing anyone needs in life is total perspective. * A computer is as smart as the person using it. * Join the army. Visit Foreign countries. Meet exciting new people. And kill them!@ __________________

09-23-2002, 02:18 PM	#13
Hexa The Magister Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: Hexatown Age: 51 Posts: 137	Ok here are some ... * The belief in the possibility of a short decisive war appears to be one of the most ancient and dangerous of human illusions. - Robert Lynd * When the rich wage war, it's the poor who die. - Jean-Paul Sartre * Never think that war, no matter how necessary, nor how justified, is not a crime. - Ernest Hemingway * School is not a bar, you don't have to go there every day! * 'The customer is always right... provided they are somebody else's customer!!' * I God We Trust All Others Pay Cash!@ * 'Friends are one soul in two bodies' * GW Bush quotes (hehe): 'It's not polution which causes theses problems, but impurities in the air and water' 'The majority of our imports come from outside the United States' * "Life is a veneric desease, for which there is no cure, and it will eventually kill you * I will permit no man to narrow and degrade my soul by making me hate him. by Booker T. Washington * Catch the vigorous horse of your mind. Zen Saying * "Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is." -Sir Francis Bacon [img]smile.gif[/img] __________________

09-23-2002, 04:52 PM	#14
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	Hexa, you are a veritable font of wisdom. Great great quotes. __________________

09-23-2002, 05:13 PM	#15
Beaumanoir Iron Throne Cult Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: There is no IRL, Only AFK. Age: 35 Posts: 4,896	LOL!!! Some Pretty Funny Things There Arvon! Where've You Been, Aint Seen You Around! __________________ My pokemon bring all the boys to the yard, and they're like; you wanna trade cards? Damn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my Charizard.

09-23-2002, 05:28 PM	#16
Hexa The Magister Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: Hexatown Age: 51 Posts: 137	Ok a few more then!@ [img]tongue.gif[/img] * Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you do criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes." - Jack Handy * "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter. " - Sir Winston Churchill * Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?" * "It is difficult to free fools from the chains they revere." -Voltaire * A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices." -William James * "Some say music without words isn't music at all.. Tell that to Beethoven and he'll kick your ass." * If something cannot be bought with money, it can always be bought with more money" -- bulgarian proverb * Wow! That is alot of Indians." Gen. G.A. Custer July 4, 1876 * Where soever you go, go with all your heart. by Confucius * "Marriage, being a lifelong venture, should be approached with care and caution." - Bluebeard * "Diplomacy is the delicate weapon of the civilized warrior." - Hun, A.T. * "Life is full of little surprizes." - Pandora * Expect nothing; be prepared for anything. -Samurai saying * "It's always fun when good friends get together." - Pestilence, War, Famine, & Death * ¨Where is all this freaking water coming from?¨ - Captain of the titanic * If you want something fixed right, get an ugly guy to do it * It's only a game if you win but if you lose it's a stinking waste of time * -I don't HAVE to go to sleep after sex. I WANT to go to sleep after sex. I welcome the darkness * Some say death is but a sleep. The way I see it, it's a lot harder to get up in the morning * "Is it hot here, or is it just me?" Jeanne D'Arc * The true measure of a person is how they behave around their lover. * Mexican Americans... Believe in education.... So they go to night school... and take Spanish.... And get a "B". * "Here's to Alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems!" - H. Simpson * "Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously" * Beware the Anger of the Dove - Ancient Chinese Proverb * The only Ying u will find up on the mountian is the one u bring there!@ And one special one: * "The Devil can cite scripture for his Purpose" I like the last one ... __________________

09-23-2002, 05:40 PM	#17
Lox Manshoon Join Date: July 15, 2002 Location: Los Angeles Age: 49 Posts: 213	I got a couple.... An optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds. A pessimist fears that he is right. Diplomacy is the art of getting someone to do want you want, and convincing him that it was his idea all along. It's not whether you win or lose, it's whether you win. An economist is someone who can tell you tomorrow why what he predicted yesterday didn't happen today. __________________ [img]\"http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v381/AngAvs/avatar6517_2.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /><br />A Thinking Monkey told me.

09-24-2002, 04:24 AM	#18
Pe Ell Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 23, 2002 Location: Sweden Age: 40 Posts: 35	Great thread. I love qoutes. Here's one: Ah, young webmaster... java leads to shockwave. Shockwave leads to realaudio. And realaudio leads to suffering. -Peter da Silva __________________ Plans within plans...<br /><br />

09-24-2002, 06:37 AM	#19
Hexa The Magister Join Date: September 17, 2002 Location: Hexatown Age: 51 Posts: 137	* It is best to lend money of a pestimist ... they won't expect in back anyways!@ __________________

09-24-2002, 08:40 AM	#20
Scholarcs Red Dragon Join Date: December 5, 2001 Location: Auckland, New Zealand Age: 38 Posts: 1,557	Once you are over the hill, you start to speed up. __________________ <br />\"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five\" - Groucho Marx<br />Member of the ORT Clan. <br />\"Some birds are not meant to be caged because their feathers are too bright\"<br />Ma bouche sera la bouche des malheurs qui n\'ont point de bouche, ma voix, la liberté de celles qui s\'affaissent au cachot du désespoir. - Aimé Césaire<br />La plus perdue de toutes les journées est celle où l\'on n\'a pas ri. - Sébastien Roch Nicolas

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