Can lettuce truly be evil - Page 2

Davros · 06-10-2003, 10:35 AM

I was just thinking along subtitle lines a few minutes ago, but when I opened this thread to reply again I looked at Lanesra's response.

Lettuce is of course a slang term for money - cash - moola - loot.

And of course, as the old saying goes :

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL

.

So lettuce really is evil - justa pity that I won't be able to prove to Donut that I came to this conclusion without being led by the nose by Lanesra

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Leonis · 06-10-2003, 10:43 AM

We are all doomed. Lettuce pray.

Sigmar · 06-10-2003, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Leonis:
We are all doomed. Lettuce pray.

HEEYYOOOO HAHA [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Thats a good one!

People who worship peacocks and think lettuce is evil? Thats crazy! *walks away talking to his melons*

Davros · 06-10-2003, 11:07 AM

Leonis - you are goin straight to hell for that one - you must be PUNished.

Leonis · 06-10-2003, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Davros:
Leonis - you are goin straight to hell for that one - you must be PUNished.

Poppeacock!

Mag ik alstublieft een ijsbergsla?

[ 06-10-2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Leonis ]

Davros · 06-10-2003, 11:28 AM

That's it - I give in - I can't take anymore. You realise I am going to have to shoot you now. Hold on - this isn't really a cheese shop after all - is it?

Mouse · 06-10-2003, 11:32 AM

Back on topic, as no-one has demonstrated to my satisfaction that lettuce has a conscience, it think it's more likely to be sociopathic than evil.

A few sessions of group therapy and some fairly strong antipsychotic drugs should be all that's needed to turn lettuce into a useful and productive member of vegetable society. Like peas and runner beans for example.

However, this sort of approach will only work for standard lettuce. Lollo rosso, frise and the rest are beyond redemption. They lurk in the salad sections of supermarkets like cheap tarts at closing time round dockland pubs hoping to ensnare the unwary

Avoid these abominations like the plague

Leonis · 06-10-2003, 11:33 AM

Hmm. Cheese shop. You've lost me there. Perhaps your story has some holes in it? Gouda take some time to figure that one out.

Stormymystic · 06-10-2003, 04:56 PM

wait...you mean the crisp and dark romain lettuce is evil????

Ladyzekke · 06-10-2003, 05:27 PM

I think this topic has gone to yall's heads.

06-10-2003, 10:35 AM	#11
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	I was just thinking along subtitle lines a few minutes ago, but when I opened this thread to reply again I looked at Lanesra's response. Lettuce is of course a slang term for money - cash - moola - loot. And of course, as the old saying goes : MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL . So lettuce really is evil - justa pity that I won't be able to prove to Donut that I came to this conclusion without being led by the nose by Lanesra . __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

06-10-2003, 10:43 AM	#12
Leonis Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Somewhere on Earth - it changes often Posts: 1,292	We are all doomed. Lettuce pray. __________________ Better run through the jungle! Grrr...

06-10-2003, 11:07 AM	#14
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	Leonis - you are goin straight to hell for that one - you must be PUNished. __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

06-10-2003, 11:28 AM	#16
Davros Takhisis Follower Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Mandurah, West Australia Age: 60 Posts: 5,073	That's it - I give in - I can't take anymore. You realise I am going to have to shoot you now. Hold on - this isn't really a cheese shop after all - is it? __________________ Davros was right - just ask JD

06-10-2003, 11:32 AM	#17
Mouse Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Scotland Posts: 2,788	Back on topic, as no-one has demonstrated to my satisfaction that lettuce has a conscience, it think it's more likely to be sociopathic than evil. A few sessions of group therapy and some fairly strong antipsychotic drugs should be all that's needed to turn lettuce into a useful and productive member of vegetable society. Like peas and runner beans for example. However, this sort of approach will only work for standard lettuce. Lollo rosso, frise and the rest are beyond redemption. They lurk in the salad sections of supermarkets like cheap tarts at closing time round dockland pubs hoping to ensnare the unwary Avoid these abominations like the plague __________________ Regards Mouse (Occasional crooner and all round friendly Scottish rodent)

06-10-2003, 11:33 AM	#18
Leonis Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Somewhere on Earth - it changes often Posts: 1,292	Hmm. Cheese shop. You've lost me there. Perhaps your story has some holes in it? Gouda take some time to figure that one out. __________________ Better run through the jungle! Grrr...

06-10-2003, 04:56 PM	#19
Stormymystic Knight of the Rose Join Date: April 8, 2003 Location: Arkansas Age: 48 Posts: 4,442	wait...you mean the crisp and dark romain lettuce is evil???? __________________ [url]\"http://stormymystic.deviantart.com/gallery/\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/3968/stormyvx6.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

06-10-2003, 05:27 PM	#20
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 57 Posts: 9,005	I think this topic has gone to yall's heads. __________________ Reality Show Recaps

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