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Donut 06-10-2003 07:07 AM

The Yazidis, a shia sect liviing mainy in Iraq, worship peacocks and believe that lettuce is evil.

Can lettuce really be evil, I accept that spinach is evil, but lettuce - come on!

Cloudbringer 06-10-2003 07:29 AM

BWAHAHAHA! *slurps down more boiled spinach with butter* Nope....I like lettuce on a salad...but peacocks....they have ulterior motives, I tell you! They are out to conquer the produce market!

Davros 06-10-2003 08:06 AM

I happen to like spinach that you very much. Lettuce is more of a filler than a tasty treat. It's like eating something stringy and grassy purely for the sake of the fibre. Not what you would term evil, but hardly pleasurable either [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Charean 06-10-2003 08:18 AM

My bunnies obviously think lettuce is evil - otherwise they wouldn't subdue it so ferociously! :D

DJG 06-10-2003 08:53 AM

Lettuce and Caesar Sauce! Mmmmm! Caesar Salad!

You could add some Croutons and grated Parmesan for extra flavour if you want, but lettuce is niiiiiice! ;)

Attalus 06-10-2003 09:46 AM

You forgot to add freshly grated pepper. This reminds me of the old Greek philosophical sect that held that refraining from eating beans was one of the essentials of a virtuous life.

Stratos 06-10-2003 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
The Yazidis, a shia sect liviing mainy in Iraq, worship peacocks and believe that lettuce is evil.

Can lettuce really be evil, I accept that spinach is evil, but lettuce - come on!

Spinach isn't evil, Donut, but I can't say the same about asparagus. There's something about them, something not quite...human. I don't trust them one bit. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img]

Lanesra 06-10-2003 10:11 AM

I have evil lettuce, they come from the bank I think. [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 06-10-2003, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: Lanesra ]

Donut 06-10-2003 10:17 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
I have evil lettuce, they come from the bank I think. [img]smile.gif[/img]
Well I have lettuce after my name. Must go for a peacock!

DJG 06-10-2003 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
You forgot to add freshly grated pepper. This reminds me of the old Greek philosophical sect that held that refraining from eating beans was one of the essentials of a virtuous life.
Ah yes, I did indeed! A nice bit of red and yellow pepper on the salad, including extra slices on the side, and you have a perfect salad!

How can such a thing be evil? [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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