By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him

[Darksinger]

I have found, unfortunately, that I am not having the time I thought I'd have to complete the study re. Kobolds. My reason...I had already undertaken a study about Wyverns and their origin. The question...are Wyverns the product of sexual union between mosquitoes and dragons. Though details of the methodology wouldn't be appropriate here, on this family-type discussion board, suffice it to say that, due to the minisculeness of the mosquito's size, I've had many a female gold dragon confuse the mosquito's efforts with my own (as the mosquitoes must be held in my hand), and I now have a troupe of amorously inclined female goldies who won't let me near any other dragons or mosquitoes. While being waited on by ones of the power of golden dragons is wonderful, and the...ahem...pleasure of their company is a real joy, I have not been able to complete this study, and so undertaking another study at this time would be inappropriate. Besides which, with the hoardes of all my l'il chickadees (they love it when I call them that), I'll never want for anything material again. Also, I'm afraid my chickadees see kobolds as a poor excuse for a midnight snack, certainly not worth any effort on my part to save, understand, or even to bother with at all. Therefore, anyone who'd like to undertake the study on kobolds, please feel free.

[Morgeruat]

I have further proof of the results of Kobold integration, a well known and respected(somewhat less) adventurer has seen fit to display the innerworkings of one of Mr Baggins' kobold integration locations http://www.gamespy.com/comics/nodwic...ewnodwick.html

[InsaneBane]

Rolls a dice for disbelieving - Nahh - its only an illusion

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[Myrddin L'argenton]

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Well since everyone is making armies, I'm going with Kivan and my Paladin making an army of wolves and dire wolves for the good of the realms. Hopefully to combat the evil kobolds that Mr Baggins will release, ahh, as for the arrows you say? Good Wolfwere's that druid shapeshifters can control, shall charge in before the little drow slaves can marshall an attack.

[Legolas]

I would like to remind Mr. Baggins that he has but one week left in which to show us results. Much as I would dislike doing so, I shall have to cut the BYOB project short by withdrawing council funding and support if this time limit is not met. Thank you.

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Legolas: I would like to remind Mr. Baggins that he has but one week left in which to show us results. Much as I would dislike doing so, I shall have to cut the BYOB project short by withdrawing council funding and support if this time limit is not met. Thank you.

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[Myrddin L'argenton]

One day left

[Darksinger]

Well, talk about a misjudgment. I thought my golden dragon study post was pretty funny. It stopped all conversation on the kobold topic, and didn't even get so much as a chuckle in response. Sorry, y'all! I'll go stand in the corner...

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Darksinger: Well, talk about a misjudgment. I thought my golden dragon study post was pretty funny. It stopped all conversation on the kobold topic, and didn't even get so much as a chuckle in response. Sorry, y'all! I'll go stand in the corner...

It was a breather. but stand in the corner anyway, as for my army of wolves good news. A druid named Cernd (sorry for the BG2 for those who have it) is a shapechanger and has come to help with the army.

Now by Midnight tonight, we shall be at war with Mr Baggins and his Kobolds (doing Neville Chamberlain impression). My army of wolves are ready to be commanded by the KAK to hunt them out.

[ 02-20-2003, 05:04 AM: Message edited by: Myrddin L'argenton ]

[Horatio]

Hmm...I think I'm just gonna stand back and take a good look at this. I am neither against or for the kobold. If they block places of interest for me, I kill them. However, I will not actively hunt them down. I'm a lover, not a fighter [img]tongue.gif[/img]