Lord Shield's Bar (Thread 10)

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Sorry honey - serving non-alcoholic drinks is against my nature ~being an Old One, the wedgie wasn't painful - in fact, it was quite enjoyable ~

I bet it was
Maybe I need to introduce the BooBoo BoxTM to the bar...
It looks like that's the only way to keep you in line...the only way that is allowed here anyway


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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

Originally posted by Melusine: I bet it was Maybe I need to introduce the BooBoo BoxTM to the bar... It looks like that's the only way to keep you in line...the only way that is allowed here anyway

wouldn't work on me - a box is only an obstruction if it has defensive qualities - and those come from LS

Iwould punish you for the suggestion but you're too sweet for that so I shall settle for having a double whiskey with ice




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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Sorcerer Alex: Melusine, my dear.... you wouldn't happen to have any more of that elven ale you once offered me, would you?

Of course I would, lovey... By the way, I hope the bridesuite was to your...and to Breanna's liking?
*pours a large tumbler of Elven Honey Ale and puts it in front of the handsome sorceror*

Shieldy-babe - are you having that whiskey yourself or offering me one? In the latter case: no ice please...I'm too hot for it In the former: honey, you know how you react to drink - it's probably not a very good idea

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-28-2001).]

Originally posted by Melusine: Shieldy-babe - are you having that whiskey yourself or offering me one? In the latter case: no ice please...I'm too hot for it In the former: honey, you know how you react to drink - it's probably not a very good idea

we can both have one - as for too hot, that goes without saying :-*

as for reacting to drink, this is virtual and you always bring out the best in me

oops - sorry, folks - this thread is starting to get too sweet - ah, what the hell!




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Quickly checks the bar - Mel's still a sweety and drinks still here

Good-oh!

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[Melusine]

Originally posted by Lord Shield: Quickly checks the bar - Mel's still a sweety and drinks still here Good-oh!

*bounces up and down*
I'm still here!! But nobody else seems to be...*pout*
Waaaah - I want wedgievictims customers!!

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art

[This message has been edited by Melusine (edited 10-29-2001).]

Legolas finally recoveres from whatever it was Mel did, and because he isn't certain what happened he gives Link an uncoordinated wedgie in a second attempt to discover the penalty for giving uncoordinated wedgies...

Then, waiting to be penalized, he smirks over what happened to the little boy while he was undergoing whatever it was he was undegoing

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

No sooner has Legolas given his uncoordinated wedgie than Tiddles is standing right in front of him. Snarling, Growling and GROWING, fur turning to spikey plates, teeth getting longer, eyes more feral, seriously big claws on feet, until he's as big as a horse (he waits until he's outside before getting large)

You really shouldn't have done that wedgie - only Mel and I are allowed

Never mind - you will regenerate... eventually


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Realisation dawns. There is no set penalty for giving an uncoordinated wedgie. Anything that hurts a lot will do...

As Twiddles takes the elf outside, piercing shrieks can be heard throughout the bar. It'll probably take a new thread before the unfortunate victim recoveres from this

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The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew,
and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain.
All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings


Legolas:
Supreme Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Only Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks
Maintainer of the as of yet unopened Ranger-Protector of the Ironworks Clan Website
Feeling lonely but waiting until tomorrow...

[Melusine]

Originally posted by Legolas the Elven Archer: Realisation dawns. There is no set penalty for giving an uncoordinated wedgie. Anything that hurts a lot will do... As Twiddles takes the elf outside, piercing shrieks can be heard throughout the bar. It'll probably take a new thread before the unfortunate victim recoveres from this

Awww!! Nasty LS! Nasty Tiddles!
Casts Greater Restoration: Legolas
Legolas: restored

Gives him a drink and a seat away from Tiddles and tells him: as Wedgiecoordinator I hereby give you permission to use mild wedgies on Link.

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Melusine, Sultry Elflet,
High Queen of Fluffies,
Archbabe of the OHF,
LH, HADB and ORT!

Your voice is ambrosia
Amy Brown Fantasy Art