Lord Shield's Bar (Thread 10) - Page 13

Tancred · 10-26-2001, 06:28 PM

As night falls, the beach is quiet, more or less. Those still out frolicking in the dark are too... busy to pay attention to distant events. But faintly, carried by the wind, there are voices...

"Are we there yet?"
"No, we're not. Stay quiet, or I'll put you back in your scabbard."
"Where are we GOING, anyway?"
"Don't know. We'll find out when we get there, I suppose..."
"Hmph. I'm bored with all this walking!"
"You're not the one who has to walk it."
"Immaterial. I'm a mind, nothing more than a mind. I get bored easy."
"Just sit quiet, we must be able to find something soon... a village, perhaps."
"Can you run? I'm not sure if I rust, but I don't want to chance it."
"Running is not an option. One, I'm in plate armour and this is a beach, and two, the chainmail on my knees is starting to sieze up."
"Can we play a game?"
"What kind of game?"
"Erm..."
"I think we've played them all. Be quiet."
"Gaaaah! How much LONGER?"
"Just a few more miles, surely."
"You said that ten miles ago!"
"Yes, yes, but... wait! I see something!"
"What? WHAT?"
"Looks like a shack, or something... I can smell stew, and those are lights... I can hear that old familiar 'bar' music!"
"We're saved! Come on, holyboy, pick up the pace! Hwun, two, three..."

And, covered in sand and seasalt and with seaweed trailing their spurs and hilt, Tancred and KArnas make their way towards the Bar.

10-26-2001, 07:10 PM

Hey, Skye - looks like we bumped at almost the same time

- thanks for trying anyway :-*

okay - I have now re-created my greatest creation round the back. A cauldron the size fo a barn full of horse dung. Currently it is aimed for Suldenesselar

Will fire it in morning (my time )

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10-27-2001, 09:41 AM

FIRE!!!!!!!

The great Cauldron sails through the air

At Suldenesselar, Queen Ellesime is holding court. This is interrupted by a smash as the barn-sized cauldron smashes through the roof. When it hits the floor, it shatters, covering ALL the elven no-balls in horse poo

Now THAT'S entertainment

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Neb · 10-27-2001, 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
FIRE!!!!!!!

The great Cauldron sails through the air

At Suldenesselar, Queen Ellesime is holding court. This is interrupted by a smash as the barn-sized cauldron smashes through the roof. When it hits the floor, it shatters, covering ALL the elven no-balls in horse poo

Now THAT'S entertainment

Kivan and his friends were sitting on the roof, using a telescope to observe the action, as soon as the cauldron hit the elven court they cheered and went downstairs to celebrate.

10-27-2001, 01:03 PM

After a while, Queen Ellesime stomps into the bar with a couple of elf escorts - she is covered in moudly horsepoo

"WHO FIRED THAT!!!!"

LS points at Anarchin Skywalker and the elves bundle him up and take him away

Looks like the pod racer's all yours now, Skye honey

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10-27-2001, 05:23 PM

Lord Shield gets bar ready for Star Wars fans who would object to what I did to the little brat

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Neb · 10-27-2001, 05:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
Lord Shield gets bar ready for Star Wars fans who would object to what I did to the little brat

Kivan, Neb and their friends cheer as Anakin gets dragged off, they also follow to see how messy the execution is going to be.

10-27-2001, 05:57 PM

Well, you know how Han Solo got frozen in Carbonite?

And you know how, when a dog does its business on the carpet, you rub his nose in it to discourage him from doing it again

Well, this is similar - he gets thrown into the huge pile of horse poo and buried in it

Use the force NOW!!!

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10-28-2001, 12:23 PM

:'( ~sob~ BUMPing thread ~sob~

nobody likes it no more

~sob~

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Neb · 10-28-2001, 12:26 PM

A large force of paladins from the Radiant Heart suddenly show up and demand to see the person that attacked the Elf Queen's court.

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10-26-2001, 06:28 PM	#121
Tancred White Dragon Join Date: April 1, 2001 Location: UK Age: 45 Posts: 1,893	As night falls, the beach is quiet, more or less. Those still out frolicking in the dark are too... busy to pay attention to distant events. But faintly, carried by the wind, there are voices... "Are we there yet?" "No, we're not. Stay quiet, or I'll put you back in your scabbard." "Where are we GOING, anyway?" "Don't know. We'll find out when we get there, I suppose..." "Hmph. I'm bored with all this walking!" "You're not the one who has to walk it." "Immaterial. I'm a mind, nothing more than a mind. I get bored easy." "Just sit quiet, we must be able to find something soon... a village, perhaps." "Can you run? I'm not sure if I rust, but I don't want to chance it." "Running is not an option. One, I'm in plate armour and this is a beach, and two, the chainmail on my knees is starting to sieze up." "Can we play a game?" "What kind of game?" "Erm..." "I think we've played them all. Be quiet." "Gaaaah! How much LONGER?" "Just a few more miles, surely." "You said that ten miles ago!" "Yes, yes, but... wait! I see something!" "What? WHAT?" "Looks like a shack, or something... I can smell stew, and those are lights... I can hear that old familiar 'bar' music!" "We're saved! Come on, holyboy, pick up the pace! Hwun, two, three..." And, covered in sand and seasalt and with seaweed trailing their spurs and hilt, Tancred and KArnas make their way towards the Bar.

10-26-2001, 07:10 PM	#122
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Hey, Skye - looks like we bumped at almost the same time - thanks for trying anyway :-* okay - I have now re-created my greatest creation round the back. A cauldron the size fo a barn full of horse dung. Currently it is aimed for Suldenesselar Will fire it in morning (my time ) ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-27-2001, 09:41 AM	#123
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	FIRE!!!!!!! The great Cauldron sails through the air At Suldenesselar, Queen Ellesime is holding court. This is interrupted by a smash as the barn-sized cauldron smashes through the roof. When it hits the floor, it shatters, covering ALL the elven no-balls in horse poo Now THAT'S entertainment ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-27-2001, 01:03 PM	#125
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	After a while, Queen Ellesime stomps into the bar with a couple of elf escorts - she is covered in moudly horsepoo "WHO FIRED THAT!!!!" LS points at Anarchin Skywalker and the elves bundle him up and take him away Looks like the pod racer's all yours now, Skye honey ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-27-2001, 05:23 PM	#126
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Lord Shield gets bar ready for Star Wars fans who would object to what I did to the little brat ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-27-2001, 05:57 PM	#128
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	Well, you know how Han Solo got frozen in Carbonite? And you know how, when a dog does its business on the carpet, you rub his nose in it to discourage him from doing it again Well, this is similar - he gets thrown into the huge pile of horse poo and buried in it Use the force NOW!!! ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-28-2001, 12:23 PM	#129
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	:'( ~sob~ BUMPing thread ~sob~ nobody likes it no more ~sob~ ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness

10-28-2001, 12:26 PM	#130
Neb Account deleted by Request Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: . Age: 39 Posts: 8,802	A large force of paladins from the Radiant Heart suddenly show up and demand to see the person that attacked the Elf Queen's court.

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