Love the kobold, hate the kobold, eat the kobold, make up your mind... - Page 12

Dragonshadow · 10-08-2003, 10:55 AM

In fact, this topic goes back to one before it, and the one before THAT, created by a Mr. Baggins, from the first of October, I belive, 2002.
That's before I even came here!

Firestormalpha · 10-08-2003, 11:22 AM

Whatever happened to our good friend Mr. Baggins, who defended the kobolds so avidly. My guess? The kobolds ate him. Serves him right.

RoSs_bg2_rox · 10-08-2003, 01:32 PM

hey guys, if u hang on in there il fly with ya, just another 185 or so posts to go! BTW, have any of u tried the new kobold fajitas, there skin is the tortilla, the meat is .........hmmmmmm......The kobold and u get a couple of eyes and nails in there two. MMMMMMMM Crispy!!!!

Zuvio · 10-08-2003, 03:48 PM

Meanwhile, in the ominous Bat-Crevice™ .....

Robbin™: Holy-Carkeys™ Batguy™! These vile villains are seeking to hurt the kind and cuddly Kobolds™!

Batguy™: This is dire news indeed, Boy-Yonder™! Let me process the data we have on these Kobold-Hunters™ through the Analyse-Lotsa-Stuff-With-No-Apparent-Reason-Bat-Machine™.....

* BLEEP - BLEEP - TING - KTRRRRRR - PING!! *

Batguy™: Creeping-Fire-Crackers-Full-Off-Sulfor™! They are more fearsome than we might have expected ...[un-nescessary pause]... Boy-Yonder™! We will need our special Anti-Kobold-Hunter-Slippers™ if we want to have any chance of surviving this dangerous encounter!

Robbin™: But .... we don't have any Batguy™! I blew our entire budget gambling at the fruit-o-matics at the Circle-K-Mart™!

Batguy™: Lick-The-Multi-Coloured-Toad™!!! Then I fear the Kobolds™ are doomed! There is no way to stop the Kobold-Hunters™ from destroying them all!

* Drum-Rolls *

Robbin™: But Wait! I just thought of something! There might just be one thing left that we can do.......

To Be Continued....

Sythe · 10-08-2003, 04:22 PM

*reads the posts and sighs* I need an ally here.

InsaneBane · 10-09-2003, 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firestormalpha:
Whatever happened to our good friend Mr. Baggins, who defended the kobolds so avidly. My guess? The kobolds ate him. Serves him right.

Hmm - We all know how popular the Quarter-Pounder^TM is. I have been experimenting with a new product: A kind of double Quarter Pounder^TM burger. I have decided to promote it as:

The Halfling Burger^TM

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Insane

Sonic · 10-09-2003, 10:31 AM

Let the smal kobolds be alone.....hawe you heard that the beregost inn sels a Gnol bone club for only 1.5 GIL?????Aint that amazing???

Byrd · 10-10-2003, 02:06 AM

i personally never much liked the taste of kobold, to bony. I only kill them for fun. now dragon meat, that is a rare specialty that taste like a gift from the gods.

InsaneBane · 10-10-2003, 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Byrd:
i personally never much liked the taste of kobold, to bony.

Like with chicken and spare ribs, you do NOT have to eat the bones.

Hmmmm - wonder if I could open a market for a kind of kobold hamburgers or sausages for those people who do not like bones in their food. Eventhough the sales of the new products McFeet^TM and the HandBurger^TM are excelent and still accelerating, we have to keep the market going by introducing new products to maintain the kostumers demand for SCFC meals.

What about:

HamBurglar (minced low-fat SCC meat in a wheat bun).
Hot Chick (minced low-fat SCC meat in own casings, wrapped in bread with ketchup and mustard)

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Insane

RoSs_bg2_rox · 10-10-2003, 04:16 AM

add this too. Kobold Commando. Even tastier than the kobold, has been extra cooked ( I knew those fire arrows would come in handy

and you get the satisfaction at knowing that everyone you eat will cause no more trouble to the good citizens/ adventurers of the sword coast!

10-08-2003, 10:55 AM	#111
Dragonshadow Quth-Maren Join Date: February 17, 2003 Location: Portsmouth Age: 35 Posts: 4,145	In fact, this topic goes back to one before it, and the one before THAT, created by a Mr. Baggins, from the first of October, I belive, 2002. That's before I even came here! __________________ aka Loc der Graf, Quillruke

10-08-2003, 11:22 AM	#112
Firestormalpha Knight of the Rose Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Coral Springs, Fl USA Age: 41 Posts: 4,454	Whatever happened to our good friend Mr. Baggins, who defended the kobolds so avidly. My guess? The kobolds ate him. Serves him right. __________________ "When you start with a presupposition, it's hard to arrive at any other conclusion." "We are never to judge a philosophy by its abuse." - Augustine "If you're wondering if God has a sense of humor, consider the platypus." http://www.greaterthings.cbglades.com

10-08-2003, 01:32 PM	#113
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	hey guys, if u hang on in there il fly with ya, just another 185 or so posts to go! BTW, have any of u tried the new kobold fajitas, there skin is the tortilla, the meat is .........hmmmmmm......The kobold and u get a couple of eyes and nails in there two. MMMMMMMM Crispy!!!! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-08-2003, 03:48 PM	#114
Zuvio Gold Dragon Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: Blessed are those who are not.... Age: 43 Posts: 2,556	Meanwhile, in the ominous Bat-Crevice™ ..... Robbin™: Holy-Carkeys™ Batguy™! These vile villains are seeking to hurt the kind and cuddly Kobolds™! Batguy™: This is dire news indeed, Boy-Yonder™! Let me process the data we have on these Kobold-Hunters™ through the Analyse-Lotsa-Stuff-With-No-Apparent-Reason-Bat-Machine™..... * BLEEP - BLEEP - TING - KTRRRRRR - PING!! * Batguy™: Creeping-Fire-Crackers-Full-Off-Sulfor™! They are more fearsome than we might have expected ...[un-nescessary pause]... Boy-Yonder™! We will need our special Anti-Kobold-Hunter-Slippers™ if we want to have any chance of surviving this dangerous encounter! Robbin™: But .... we don't have any Batguy™! I blew our entire budget gambling at the fruit-o-matics at the Circle-K-Mart™! Batguy™: Lick-The-Multi-Coloured-Toad™!!! Then I fear the Kobolds™ are doomed! There is no way to stop the Kobold-Hunters™ from destroying them all! * Drum-Rolls * Robbin™: But Wait! I just thought of something! There might just be one thing left that we can do....... To Be Continued.... __________________ [img]\"http://img121.exs.cx/img121/4236/zuviodemonnoname2hf.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

10-08-2003, 04:22 PM	#115
Sythe Ra Join Date: May 19, 2002 Location: The US of A Age: 36 Posts: 2,365	reads the posts and sighs I need an ally here. __________________ Slythe is back! Back again! Haha! <br /><br />[url]\"http://imageshack.us\" target=\"_blank\"> [img]\"http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/9928/130blood4ts.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /></a>

10-09-2003, 10:31 AM	#117
Sonic Zhentarim Guard Join Date: July 9, 2003 Location: Amn Age: 35 Posts: 352	Let the smal kobolds be alone.....hawe you heard that the beregost inn sels a Gnol bone club for only 1.5 GIL?????Aint that amazing??? __________________ Never Underestimate Your Enemy.<br /><br />A Normal Dagger in the right hand\'s is as Dangerous as Crom Faeyr.

10-10-2003, 02:06 AM	#118
Byrd Dungeon Master Join Date: January 9, 2003 Location: Oregon Age: 40 Posts: 67	i personally never much liked the taste of kobold, to bony. I only kill them for fun. now dragon meat, that is a rare specialty that taste like a gift from the gods. __________________ ~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.~<br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[monster13]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/monster13.gif\" />

10-10-2003, 04:16 AM	#120
RoSs_bg2_rox Zartan Join Date: May 20, 2003 Location: Near Aberdeen, Scotland Age: 35 Posts: 5,225	add this too. Kobold Commando. Even tastier than the kobold, has been extra cooked ( I knew those fire arrows would come in handy and you get the satisfaction at knowing that everyone you eat will cause no more trouble to the good citizens/ adventurers of the sword coast! __________________ [img]\"http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/ladyzekke/dragonwater2.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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