By Popular Demand...We should LOVE the Kobold not hate him

[Grungi]

baggins top of the food chain? rofl hes a midget, hes below butterflies on the food chain hes only just above kobolds hence his particular affinity for them [img]smile.gif[/img]

*ducks and runs into hiding from a vengeful baggins with a big sword and a nasty grin*

[Morgeruat]

you ask for proof, and i can offer only the sworn testimony of several of the people in that game: their MSN IM's are(they'll probably kill me for this) vurndogg@hotmail.com, lifted_001@hotmail.com, Jason_Niemi@hotmail.com. BTW ask Lifted_001 (he was the DM for both events)about the Iron Golem if you do decide to ask them it was a PnP game that it occured in.

[ 12-02-2002, 01:32 PM: Message edited by: Morgeruat ]

[andrewas]

Originally posted by I wish my name was Baggins: We at BYOB are firm believers that there is no such thing as a monster.

Thus speaks a man, ah, Halfling (sorry) who has never ventured past the relative safety of the Prime Material Plane. Venture to the Outlands, to dark Carcri, to foul B'aator, to the urban sprawl of Sigil itself - youll soon change your tune.

Even though I am an accomplished adventurer who has risen through the ranks and slain many hundreds upon hundreds of creatures single-handedly I am still faced with a constant barrage of short jokes

Um. I thought there was no such thing as a monster?

[Morgeruat]

Originally posted by andrewas: quote: Originally posted by I wish my name was Baggins: We at BYOB are firm believers that there is no such thing as a monster.

Thus speaks a man, ah, Halfling (sorry) who has never ventured past the relative safety of the Prime Material Plane. Venture to the Outlands, to dark Carcri, to foul B'aator, to the urban sprawl of Sigil itself - youll soon change your tune.

Even though I am an accomplished adventurer who has risen through the ranks and slain many hundreds upon hundreds of creatures single-handedly I am still faced with a constant barrage of short jokes

Um. I thought there was no such thing as a monster?[/QUOTE]he said creature not monster, we're all of us creatures of one sort or another

[Keraptisdm]

Well spoken, Mr. Baggins. You are truly a visonary leader and an example to us all.
Let me add just a few short lines.
A journey of a million miles, begins with the first step. Would those that practice the art of magic be so well schooled if they were afraid to try magic? Would a sword ever have been made, if someone did not have the vision to build a forge? Would we not still be living in caves, unless someone had the courage to use their mind and hands and build houses? We should not fear the results of integrating the kobold into our society, as it is our society that integrates us. They will become productive members of the Sword Coast, and yea, even join the adventuring companies for the advancement of good. Do not support the status quo! Be a visionary! The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.

[Myrddin L'argenton]

How about the BYOB try and educate the Kobolds. We at the KAK will have a good laugh. You will have to show evidence as well. Aren't Kobolds, streetcleaners in Drow society. They eat the junk that Drow throw away.

[Grungi]

see, i knew they had a practical use [img]smile.gif[/img] , question is are they paying taxes yet? and if not why not damn em [img]tongue.gif[/img]

which brings up an interesting debate

biggest scrounger A kobold vs A student

thats a toughie [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Myrddin L'argenton]

Originally posted by Grungi: see, i knew they had a practical use [img]smile.gif[/img] , question is are they paying taxes yet? and if not why not damn em [img]tongue.gif[/img] which brings up an interesting debate biggest scrounger A kobold vs A student thats a toughie [img]smile.gif[/img]

See I knew we would start laughing already.

[Grungi]

i aim to please [img]smile.gif[/img]

next time im charging by the chuckle though

[I wish my name was Baggins]

Originally posted by Myrddin L'argenton: How about the BYOB try and educate the Kobolds. We at the KAK will have a good laugh. You will have to show evidence as well. Aren't Kobolds, streetcleaners in Drow society. They eat the junk that Drow throw away.

See yet one more good that Kobolds can perform for our society...By keeping the streets and sewers in a higher state of cleanliness I predict that the diease rate in large cities such as Bauldur's Gate will not just drop but plummet.