One For The Beer Crew

04-09-2003, 04:15 AM

One day, Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds.

Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"

"Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?"

"No sir!" said Earl, "We're on the patch."

Gangrell · 04-09-2003, 05:42 PM

Corny but funny

[img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Dude 77 · 04-09-2003, 05:44 PM

Funny but in a dumb sence

Kakero · 04-10-2003, 02:15 AM

hehe, I guess they'll can never make it.

04-09-2003, 05:44 PM	#3
Dude 77 Manshoon Join Date: April 24, 2002 Location: Lethbridge, Alberta, Canada Posts: 221	Funny but in a dumb sence __________________ The Dude is in the house<br /><br /> <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rocking2]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rocking2.gif\" /> <br /><br />Dude 77

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04-09-2003, 04:15 AM	#1
Lil Lil Guest Posts: n/a	One day, Bubba and Earl were driving down the road, drinking a couple of Buds. Bubba, said "Lookey thar up ahead Earl, it's a po-leece roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!" "Don't worry Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin'these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', okay?" said Earl. They finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat and slapped the labels on their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Have you boys been drinking?" "No sir!" said Earl, "We're on the patch."

04-09-2003, 05:42 PM	#2
Gangrell Iron Throne Cult Join Date: January 2, 2003 Location: Big Castle in the Sky Age: 37 Posts: 4,835	Corny but funny [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

04-10-2003, 02:15 AM	#4
Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	hehe, I guess they'll can never make it.

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