JOKE TIME

[Niadh]

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How many sheep does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, they live in fields

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Why can't a Mars bar drive a tractor?

Same reason oranges can't ride bikes.

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The nxt few are chain jokes, to be told one after another.

How do you fit an elephant in a freezer?

Close the door

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How many girraffes can you fit in a freezer?

none, the elephant takes up all teh room.

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Tarzan calls a meeting of all the jungle animals, but not every animal comes, who is missing and why?

The elephant as he is in the freezer, and the girraffes who are trying to get in.

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I groaned loudly after being told the chained on.

[ 04-04-2003, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Niadh ]

[WillowIX]

Originally posted by antryg: Quote: Originally posted by Kakero: which means blondes are.......

BAD AT IMMITATING POTATO'S[/QUOTE]Dang right! LLAO!

I´m not commenting on the cell phone joke though.

[slicer15]

Originally posted by Niadh: * * * How many sheep does it take to screw in a light bulb? none, they live in fields * * * Why can't a Mars bar drive a tractor? Same reason oranges can't ride bikes. * * * The nxt few are chain jokes, to be told one after another. How do you fit an elephant in a freezer? Close the door * * How many girraffes can you fit in a freezer? none, the elephant takes up all teh room. * * Tarzan calls a meeting of all the jungle animals, but not every animal comes, who is missing and why? The elephant as he is in the freezer, and the girraffes who are trying to get in. * * * I groaned loudly after being told the chained on.

And then there is: There is a crocodile infested river ahead of you. How do you cross? - Swim - the crocodiles are at the meeting! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

And here's joke my Physics teacher told:
Two particles walk into a bar. One of them says, "Damn, I've lost an electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first one replies, "I'm positive."
.....groan.....

[Kakero]

man, you people crack me up.