Hacker? Anyone we know?

Arvon · 03-06-2003, 09:22 PM

Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker:
You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.
He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running.
When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.
Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.
Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.
Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net"
Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments.
Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons
When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President."
You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk."

[ 03-06-2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ]

arion windrider · 03-07-2003, 03:06 AM

funny arvon

we need a hackers union

Kakero · 03-07-2003, 03:21 AM

eyup, sounds like someone I know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Harkoliar · 03-07-2003, 03:35 AM

good one

... i know like 3 hackers.. but they are good ones... (in a twisted way

)

03-07-2003, 04:04 AM

Hey lets be clear on term here..you say hacker, a name for someone who writes code (hacks it together) I thinik you mean cracker..someone who illegally gains access to computer systems..

03-06-2003, 09:22 PM	#1
Arvon Unicorn Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus Posts: 4,212	Ten Signs Your Co-Worker Is A Computer Hacker: You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000. He's won the Publisher's Clearing House sweepstakes three years running. When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex. Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work. Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeez" 95 times during the movie "The Net" Massive RRSP contribution made in half-cent increments. Video dating profile lists "public-key encryption" among turn-ons When his computer starts up, you hear, "Good Morning, Mr. President." You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that Visa card now, jerk." [ 03-06-2003, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: Arvon ] __________________ 53.7% of all statistics are made up

03-07-2003, 03:06 AM	#2
arion windrider Red Wizard of Thay Join Date: May 26, 2001 Location: Vancouver,Wa. Age: 55 Posts: 800	funny arvon we need a hackers union __________________ \"if it aint broke dont fix it\" <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[dogrun]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/dogrun.gif\" /> <br /><b>proud member of the penguin army</b> <img border=\"0\" title=\"\" alt=\"[Smile]\" src=\"smile.gif\" />

03-07-2003, 03:35 AM	#4
Harkoliar Jack Burton Join Date: March 21, 2001 Location: Philippines, but now Harbor City Sydney Age: 41 Posts: 5,556	good one ... i know like 3 hackers.. but they are good ones... (in a twisted way ) __________________ Catch me if you can..

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Kakero 40th Level Warrior Join Date: March 24, 2002 Posts: 10,215	eyup, sounds like someone I know. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

03-07-2003, 04:04 AM	#5
Sir_Tainly Guest Posts: n/a	Hey lets be clear on term here..you say hacker, a name for someone who writes code (hacks it together) I thinik you mean cracker..someone who illegally gains access to computer systems..

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