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Old 02-21-2003, 06:19 PM   #1
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Email I received from the internet:

Bad Day

So, you think you're having a bad day???

There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 A. M., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 A. M.on Sundays.

So a Worldwide team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 A.M., all the doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

Just when the clock struck 11... Pookie Johnson, The part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers.A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in two places.Up to that moment, he had been happily listening to his Walkman.

STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.

There now, feeling better?
 
Old 02-21-2003, 06:57 PM   #2
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LOL, MagiK, those sound too good to be true.
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Old 02-21-2003, 06:59 PM   #3
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Yeah but still funny [img]smile.gif[/img]
 
Old 02-21-2003, 07:03 PM   #4
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I am having a bad morning after [img]tongue.gif[/img]

lol those were good, maybe I shouldnt be complaining after all
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Old 02-21-2003, 07:13 PM   #5
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i have a bad day everyday.... whatelse is new. u kno
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Old 02-21-2003, 07:28 PM   #6
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i have a bad day everyday.... whatelse is new. u kno
From my experience I would say that this is do to working retail. You're still young, escape while you can.
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Old 02-21-2003, 07:30 PM   #7
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There now, feeling better?
No. [img]tongue.gif[/img] Still funny though.
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Old 02-21-2003, 07:53 PM   #8
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No, my head hurts even more.
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Old 02-21-2003, 08:42 PM   #9
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I'm not sure about the others, but I remember a story hearing about the pig stampede. Well, I actually don't remember it being pigs, but I do remember a story along those lines from last year.
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