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02-13-2003, 11:45 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
Age: 60
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Ladies please don't take offense.
This is posted with tongue firmly planted in cheek... You all are beautiful! These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line: Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss but I only slept with you because I was pissed I thought that I could love no other Until, that is, I met your brother Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. The roses wilted, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so's your head. Of loving beauty you float with grace If only you could hide your face Kind, intelligent, loving and hot This describes everything you are not I want to feel your sweet embrace But don't take that paper bag off of your face I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- Damn, I'm good at telling lies! My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I see your face when I am dreaming That's why I always wake up screaming My feelings for you no words can tell Except for maybe "go to hell" What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime And my personal favorite: My love you take my breath away What have you stepped in to smell this way?
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02-13-2003, 11:53 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: August 30, 2002
Location: Dallas, Tx.
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This is inspirational. I was wanting someting romantic to put in my wife's Valentine's Day card. I think I'll use them all!
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02-13-2003, 11:53 PM
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Red Wizard of Thay
 Join Date: May 26, 2001
Location: Vancouver,Wa.
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omg, where do u folks get this stuff... heh heh
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02-14-2003, 12:06 AM
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Lord Soth
Join Date: July 25, 2002
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Quote:
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02-14-2003, 02:06 AM
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Fzoul Chembryl
Join Date: July 11, 2002
Location: Limbo
Age: 44
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whyd o all of those sound like osmething nathan could think up????
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02-14-2003, 08:25 AM
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Ironworks Moderator
 Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Upstate NY USA
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Well, those kinda take the 'sweet' out of Valentine's day! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
 LOL@antryg...yep you better keep the pc when you get done answering for those lines! 
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