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02-06-2003, 12:47 PM
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Lord Soth
 Join Date: July 25, 2002
Location: Melbourne FL
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What did the vampire say to the English teacher
See you next period. (By Richard Lederer) What do you get if you cross a mad scientist with another mad scientist? A horrible par a dox (By Gary Hallock) Did you hear about the unsuccessful vampire hunter? He tried to kill a vampire by driving a pork chop through its heart because steaks were too expensive.(By Jeff P. Symonds) What do you call a merry-go-round for ghosts? A Scare-ousel (By Stan Kegel) Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle! (By Clynch Varnadore) How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path. (From Gr8 Humor) What do you call a panty raid on a coven? An embarrassment of witches.. (By Richard Lederer and P. C. Swanson) Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts. (By Jeff P. Symonds) Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body. (By Clynch Varnadore) What do you call your girl-friend if she becomes a deer whenever there is a full moon? A Were-doe (By Stan Kegel) What do you call a middle eastern exotic dancing mummy? A gauza stripper (By Gary Hallock) What did the mother ghost say to the baby ghost? Put your boos and shocks on. (From C C Jokes) Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers. (By Clynch Varnadore) What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes? A cereal killer. (By Clynch Varnadore) Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends? They're too wrapped up in themselves... (By Jackie Holle) What did the momma ghost say to the baby ghost as they drove down the street? Buckle your sheet belt .(From Ernie) How do you make a milkshake? You sneak up behind a glass of milk and yell "Boo!" (From C C Jokes)
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02-06-2003, 12:53 PM
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Jack Burton
 Join Date: May 2, 2002
Location: Canterbury, England
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Jokes like this should not be legal
 
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02-06-2003, 12:55 PM
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
 Join Date: September 19, 2001
Location: Behind these metal bars
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here's your coat, now get out.
well, there were a few good ones. A few
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02-06-2003, 01:29 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: June 17, 2002
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these are WRONG man...
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02-06-2003, 01:36 PM
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Hathor
 Join Date: October 11, 2001
Location: At My Computer
Age: 44
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Is there a smilie for throwing tomatoes?
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02-06-2003, 02:02 PM
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Symbol of Cyric
 Join Date: November 25, 2002
Location: NY
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These are AWFUL!!
 I'll have to forward these on to my father, he loves bad puns.
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02-06-2003, 02:20 PM
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Apophis
 Join Date: July 10, 2001
Location: By a big blue lake, Canada
Age: 51
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Ohhhh my head hurts! Bring forth the "Warning! Bad puns" smiley!´Hmm I know there are some pun-fans in here. I wonder if they dare to show themselves.
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02-06-2003, 04:12 PM
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Zhentarim Guard
 Join Date: September 3, 2002
Location: Canada
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Wow. Those are some BAD jokes. [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]
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02-06-2003, 04:23 PM
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Jack Burton
Join Date: May 15, 2001
Location: The Netherlands
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There are some fun ones, but I have to say that the most of them are really awful Vulcanrider.. Damn! I didn't even knew these kind of jokes (the really awful ones) existed!
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02-06-2003, 05:36 PM
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Ra
 Join Date: August 14, 2001
Location: Copenhagen, Denmark
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The jokes were pretty bad [img]graemlins/saywhat.gif[/img]
Reading all the replies was pretty funny [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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