Top 10 Drawbacks to working in a cubicle

harleyquinn · 01-29-2003, 07:57 AM

I'm sitting in a cube at work right now and these seem just too true. Numbers 10 and 7 are my favorites. I thought my fellow cube-ians would enjoy this [img]graemlins/madatpc2.gif[/img]

David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle

10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*! box
all day long.

9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to
see who's behind you.

8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of
gunfire.

7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a
piece of cheese!

6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose.

5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right.

4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet.

3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds.

2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you.

.... And the Number 1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle:

1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out.

AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe · 01-29-2003, 12:13 PM

Yeah, they just about all ring true to me.

Cloudbringer · 01-29-2003, 08:20 PM

LOL! I work in a modified version of a cubicle...sort of open fronted,but divided from my co-worker. LOLOL! I liked this anyway....anyone got cheese? LOLOL

01-29-2003, 07:57 AM	#1
harleyquinn Symbol of Cyric Join Date: November 25, 2002 Location: NY Age: 49 Posts: 1,190	I'm sitting in a cube at work right now and these seem just too true. Numbers 10 and 7 are my favorites. I thought my fellow cube-ians would enjoy this [img]graemlins/madatpc2.gif[/img] David Letterman's Top 10 Drawbacks to Working in a Cubicle 10. Being told to 'Think outside the Box' when you're in a @#$%?*! box all day long. 9. Not being able to check e-mail attachments without turning around to see who's behind you. 8. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. 7. That nagging feeling that if you press the right button, you'll get a piece of cheese! 6. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. 5. The walls are too close together for the hammock to work right. 4. 23 power cords, 1 outlet. 3. Prison cells are not only bigger, they also have beds. 2. When tours come through, you get lots of peanuts thrown at you. .... And the Number 1 Drawback to Working in a Cubicle: 1. You can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. __________________ [img]\"http://www.bethspage.us/sig.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

01-29-2003, 12:13 PM	#2
AzRaeL StoRmBlaDe Hathor Join Date: October 11, 2001 Location: At My Computer Age: 44 Posts: 2,217	Yeah, they just about all ring true to me. __________________ Now the swinging bridge<br />Is quieted with creepers. . . <br />Like our tendrilled life. -Basho

01-29-2003, 08:20 PM	#3
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	LOL! I work in a modified version of a cubicle...sort of open fronted,but divided from my co-worker. LOLOL! I liked this anyway....anyone got cheese? LOLOL __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

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