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01-19-2003, 09:05 PM
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Unicorn
 Join Date: October 4, 2001
Location: Kingdom of the West,..P.o. Cynagus
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Is The Dog Dead?
A woman took her dog to the vet. "Doctor," she said, "I think my dog is dead". The doctor laid the dog on the table and reached down and took a cat out of a box. The cat walked all over the dog and the dog didn't move. "Yes, your dog is dead," says the doctor. "How much do I owe you?" the lady asks. "$345," says the doctor. "$345!!?" the lady asks. "Yes. $45 for the office visit and $300 for the cat scan."
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01-19-2003, 09:27 PM
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Fzoul Chembryl
 Join Date: February 19, 2002
Location: Your guess is as good as mine.
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01-19-2003, 09:28 PM
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Drizzt Do'Urden
 Join Date: October 11, 2002
Location: Malaysia
Age: 36
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Yes... that was really bad... at least you have developed the courtesy of telling us first...
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01-19-2003, 11:45 PM
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Quintesson
 Join Date: October 3, 2002
Location: The plane of non-existence... and Michigan
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Whoa, I came in here looking for a bad pun, and I got a god-awful pun. Wow, I almost didn't laugh at that one! But I did.
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