This is Dam Funny! - Page 2

Blade · 09-30-2002, 10:41 PM

Lol don't know if i have seen it before but it is funny [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol lets get thoes bears

250 · 09-30-2002, 11:10 PM

what respondes did he get ? I hope he wins!

True_Moose · 09-30-2002, 11:18 PM

I am actively resisting the urge to make any dam smart aleck comments. Oh dam, I did it.

Megabot · 09-30-2002, 11:43 PM

LOL wery great LZ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Paladin2000 · 10-01-2002, 12:17 AM

Well I be dam... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

LordKathen · 10-01-2002, 12:15 PM

Dam funny stuff!!

Horatio · 10-01-2002, 12:29 PM

I'm willing to overlook all the terrible, terrible puns and say that this was pretty funny

edin gal · 10-01-2002, 02:50 PM

That was a dam good one.

Timber Loftis · 10-01-2002, 03:07 PM

I've read this before, but that doesn't make it any less funny. I'm passing it along to the guys in my firm. We do MI enviro law out of our MI office - it'll surely get the laughs.

Ronn_Bman · 10-01-2002, 03:11 PM

That reminds me of a communication between a neighboring counties Comm Center and field units regarding an emergency call near the river dam.

I can't remember the entire communication word for word, but the field units were having a hard time with the directions. They were going to "this" dirt road, off "that" dirt road, near the "other" dirt road. The Comm center had limited information because the caller hung up, they couldn't get them back on the line, and they were doing the best they could, but the field units were getting cranky. The major problem being several un-nammed dirt roads that all go to the dam.

After their repeatedly asking for directions, the dispatcher finally responded to the field units with(and I'm quoting here), "This is on the dam road. All we know is that you need to go to the dam road to find this incident. All units turn onto the dam road."

There was about a full minute of silence afterwards.

Of course, the dispatcher wasn't being sarcastic, but it was funny as heck to hear. No one got in trouble, but there were more than a few telephone calls exchanged between supervisors...lol.

I personally have always wanted to tell aggrevating field units to just "turn onto the dam road" and leave me alone...

[ 10-01-2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ]

09-30-2002, 10:41 PM	#11
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 41 Posts: 926	Lol don't know if i have seen it before but it is funny [img]tongue.gif[/img] lol lets get thoes bears __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

09-30-2002, 11:18 PM	#13
True_Moose Gold Dragon Join Date: June 18, 2002 Location: Wolfville, NS / Calgary, AB Age: 38 Posts: 2,563	I am actively resisting the urge to make any dam smart aleck comments. Oh dam, I did it. __________________ [img]\"http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/true_moose/Siggy.jpg\" alt=\" - \" />

10-01-2002, 12:17 AM	#15
Paladin2000 Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Your guess is as good as mine. Age: 54 Posts: 1,728	Well I be dam... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] __________________ (This is an invisible sig.)

10-01-2002, 12:15 PM	#16
LordKathen Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 15, 2002 Location: Kennewick, WA Age: 53 Posts: 3,166	Dam funny stuff!! __________________

10-01-2002, 12:29 PM	#17
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	I'm willing to overlook all the terrible, terrible puns and say that this was pretty funny __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

09-30-2002, 11:10 PM	#12
250 Horus - Egyptian Sky God Join Date: March 4, 2001 Location: either CA or MO Age: 43 Posts: 2,674	what respondes did he get ? I hope he wins!

09-30-2002, 11:43 PM	#14
Megabot Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: October 18, 2003 Location: Oslo, Norway. Age: 62 Posts: 3,360	LOL wery great LZ [img]tongue.gif[/img]

10-01-2002, 02:50 PM	#18
edin gal Dungeon Master Join Date: August 19, 2002 Location: scotland Age: 61 Posts: 82	That was a dam good one.

10-01-2002, 03:07 PM	#19
Timber Loftis 40th Level Warrior Join Date: July 11, 2002 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 11,916	I've read this before, but that doesn't make it any less funny. I'm passing it along to the guys in my firm. We do MI enviro law out of our MI office - it'll surely get the laughs. __________________

10-01-2002, 03:11 PM	#20
Ronn_Bman Zartan Join Date: March 11, 2001 Location: North Carolina USA Age: 58 Posts: 5,177	That reminds me of a communication between a neighboring counties Comm Center and field units regarding an emergency call near the river dam. I can't remember the entire communication word for word, but the field units were having a hard time with the directions. They were going to "this" dirt road, off "that" dirt road, near the "other" dirt road. The Comm center had limited information because the caller hung up, they couldn't get them back on the line, and they were doing the best they could, but the field units were getting cranky. The major problem being several un-nammed dirt roads that all go to the dam. After their repeatedly asking for directions, the dispatcher finally responded to the field units with(and I'm quoting here), "This is on the dam road. All we know is that you need to go to the dam road to find this incident. All units turn onto the dam road." There was about a full minute of silence afterwards. Of course, the dispatcher wasn't being sarcastic, but it was funny as heck to hear. No one got in trouble, but there were more than a few telephone calls exchanged between supervisors...lol. I personally have always wanted to tell aggrevating field units to just "turn onto the dam road" and leave me alone... [ 10-01-2002, 03:14 PM: Message edited by: Ronn_Bman ] __________________ [img]\"http://home.carolina.rr.com/orthanc/pics/Spinning%20Hammer%20Sig%20Pic.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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