Fortunes told for free

Jerome · 09-02-2002, 02:23 PM

Yeah, well Nessy bullied me into posting yet another one of her creative thoughts.

For your general amusement...:

*there's a spooky little tent by the side of the road, painted the brightest shade of GREEN anyone could imagine. Outside, there's a little sign saying: "Please come in... all fortunes told for free, but spam most warmly welcome."*

Come and give us your palm (or you arm, or leg, we're not fussy, and you never know when you'll need spare parts

), and let us tell you the future for you as me and Nessy see it.

*starts warming up the crystal ball*

Horatio · 09-02-2002, 02:24 PM

*shoves palm into Jerome's hands*
Tell me, Jerome, will I be rich?

09-02-2002, 02:25 PM

*wanders into the tent. looks around at teh mystic lighting and smells the deep incense prevalient inside*

*then BOUNCES Jerome through the roof of the tent and watches him get stuck in a tree*

Jerome · 09-02-2002, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Horatio:
*shoves palm into Jerome's hands*
Tell me, Jerome, will I be rich?

You'll be notced by a major television producer one day, for your remarkable *cough* placements of certain goatee's. [img]graemlins/uhoh1.gif[/img] You'll live it big for a while, and then spend most of it on a feature film about your life, and fall into misfortune. Still, all's good, since you'll marry a starlet and have a baby boy named Trevor. [img]smile.gif[/img]

LS: [img]graemlins/1pissed.gif[/img] Don't make me call my spirit guides on you. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Sigmar · 09-02-2002, 02:29 PM

Well HADBs up and coming endeavour to establish itself as the greatest clan of all time succeed?

And will I find my lost Tiax?

Will my girlfriend appriciate me buying her melon earrings.

[ 09-02-2002, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

FelixJaeger · 09-02-2002, 02:35 PM

*shoves glass jar with tongsils in jeromes face*

Wheres the bathroom?

~~Felix~~

Jerome · 09-02-2002, 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sigmar:
Well HADBs up and coming endeavour to establish itself as the greatest clan of all time succeed?

And will I find my lost Tiax?

Will my girlfriend appriciate me buying her melon earrings.

I tell you your fortune, I don't answer daft questions. What do you take me for? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I'll now consult my crystal ball for the future.

*the next fortune you get told will be a better one than this*

Ach well, you can't win em all.

Sigmar · 09-02-2002, 02:37 PM

Fine, what does my future in Ironworks hold?

Jerome · 09-02-2002, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FelixJaeger:
*shoves glass jar with tongsils in jeromes face*

Wheres the bathroom?
~~Felix~~

Hrmph.

"You'll fall and break several bones on your way to the toilet". [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Erm... it's just in the back. Watch the bump in the floor.

Jerome · 09-02-2002, 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sigmar:
Fine, what does my future in Ironworks hold?

You'll be pronnounced the Sigmarish king of Sigarism, and worshipped by a sect cult who'll you'll eventually use to start up a world wide religion.

Everyone will still think you're a nutcase though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

09-02-2002, 02:24 PM	#2
Horatio Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: September 19, 2001 Location: Behind these metal bars Age: 42 Posts: 3,117	shoves palm into Jerome's hands Tell me, Jerome, will I be rich? __________________ I <b>am</b> the party!!<br /> [img]\"http://zert0.net/iuti/img2/1381585-vi.gif\" alt=\" - \" />

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09-02-2002, 02:23 PM	#1
Jerome Knight of the Rose Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Scotland Age: 39 Posts: 4,419	Yeah, well Nessy bullied me into posting yet another one of her creative thoughts. For your general amusement...: there's a spooky little tent by the side of the road, painted the brightest shade of GREEN anyone could imagine. Outside, there's a little sign saying: "Please come in... all fortunes told for free, but spam most warmly welcome." Come and give us your palm (or you arm, or leg, we're not fussy, and you never know when you'll need spare parts ), and let us tell you the future for you as me and Nessy see it. starts warming up the crystal ball

09-02-2002, 02:25 PM	#3
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	wanders into the tent. looks around at teh mystic lighting and smells the deep incense prevalient inside then BOUNCES Jerome through the roof of the tent and watches him get stuck in a tree

09-02-2002, 02:29 PM	#5
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Well HADBs up and coming endeavour to establish itself as the greatest clan of all time succeed? And will I find my lost Tiax? Will my girlfriend appriciate me buying her melon earrings. [ 09-02-2002, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: Sigmar ]

09-02-2002, 02:35 PM	#6
FelixJaeger Symbol of Cyric Join Date: May 26, 2002 Location: The Cloudy Town Of Hellview Age: 37 Posts: 1,202	shoves glass jar with tongsils in jeromes face Wheres the bathroom? ~~Felix~~

09-02-2002, 02:37 PM	#8
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	Fine, what does my future in Ironworks hold?

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