DOHHH...nut

Lanesra · 07-28-2002, 09:07 AM

Well, it comes as a bit of a suprise to me that big bro got in so early with his 'help me moderators' post , as it seems he's been running a day late all week.Donut called me on my mobile on the 18th of December last year as i was doing my xmas shopping an told me he had ordered 4 tickets for the 2nd day of the England v India test match to be held at Lords the home of Cricket.

so it was with great excitement that 7 months later on the 26th of July (My birthday ) that Donut ,myself and 2 friends , all who had taken the day off work to attend ,arrived at Lords , found our turnstile and handed our tickets to the steward , and then it happend .....one of those tumbleweed moments , accompanied by a voice in slow motion...."THESE TICKETS ARE FOR YESTERDAY SIR " I span around in an embarassed daze to see the other 3 standing in the middle of the road , having recived some of the same at their turnstiles , and Donut doing some sort of Ali shuffle , not knowing where to hide and mumbling something like where shall we go then , where shall we go then ,in the form of some religious chant which in it's high pitchede state would have made anything i was saying about 'never going to cricket again 'inaudiable to the human ear.

After the laughter and insults had dieddown we were lucky enough to get some more tickets and enjoyed a fine days cricket and evening session in Donuts local where I think his error may have been mentioned once

[ 07-28-2002, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Lanesra ]

Kaltia · 07-28-2002, 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lanesra:
Well, it comes as a bit of a suprise to me that big bro has got in so early with this post , as it seems he's been running a day late all week.Donut called me on my mobile on the 18th of December last year as i was doing my xmas shopping an told me he had ordered 4 tickets for the 2nd day of the England v India test match to be held at Lords the home of Cricket.

so it was with great excitement that 7 months later on the 26th of July (My birthday ) that Donut ,myself and 2 friends , all who had taken the day off work to attend ,arrived at Lords , found our turnstile and handed our tickets to the steward , and then it happend .....one of those tumbleweed moments , accompanied by a voice in slow motion...."THESE TICKETS ARE FOR YESTERDAY SIR " I span around in an embarassed daze to see the other 3 standing in the middle of the road , having recived some of the same at their turnstiles , and Donut doing some sort of Ali shuffle , not knowing where to hide and mumbling something like where shall we go then , where shall we go then ,in the form of some religious chant which in it's high pitchede state would have made anything i was saying about 'never going to cricket again 'inaudiable to the human ear.

After the laughter and insults had dieddown we were lucky enough to get some more tickets and enjoyed a fine days cricket and evening session in Donuts local where I think his error may have been mentioned once

Hehe he said something about this post...

07-28-2002, 09:14 AM

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!

what colour red did he go?

Donut · 07-28-2002, 09:14 AM

Err! Mods, I'm being harassed here! This is blatant flamebaiting!

Can I get some help here? Saz? Mouse? Memnoch?

Dome deleting needed here - at the very least a locking!

Donut · 07-28-2002, 09:16 AM

I only had the tickets for 3 months!

They sent me the wrong day!

It's not my fault!

Mum! Tell him!

Kaltia · 07-28-2002, 09:16 AM

lol, poor donut

Mouse · 07-28-2002, 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Donut:
Err! Mods, I'm being harassed here! This is blatant flamebaiting!

Can I get some help here? Saz? Mouse? Memnoch?

Dome deleting needed here - at the very least a locking!

No chance [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Kaltia · 07-28-2002, 09:22 AM

Heehee

Lord of Alcohol · 07-28-2002, 09:43 AM

LOL Donut! You're going to catch hell for a few years sorry! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 07-28-2002, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ]

Cloudbringer · 07-28-2002, 09:44 AM

ROTFL!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Now this was worth waiting for! LOLOL Did you get pictures?

How red can a donut get?

07-28-2002, 09:14 AM	#4
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 41 Posts: 5,571	Err! Mods, I'm being harassed here! This is blatant flamebaiting! Can I get some help here? Saz? Mouse? Memnoch? Dome deleting needed here - at the very least a locking! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

07-28-2002, 09:16 AM	#5
Donut Jack Burton Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Airstrip One Age: 41 Posts: 5,571	I only had the tickets for 3 months! They sent me the wrong day! It's not my fault! Mum! Tell him! __________________ [img]\"http://www.wheatsheaf.freeserve.co.uk/roastspurs.gif\" alt=\" - \" /> <br />Proud member of the Axis of Upheaval<br />Official Titterer of the Laughing Hyenas<br />Josiah Bartlet - the best President the US never had.<br />The 1st D in the D & D Show

07-28-2002, 09:16 AM	#6
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	lol, poor donut __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

07-28-2002, 09:22 AM	#8
Kaltia Jack Burton Join Date: May 2, 2002 Location: Canterbury, England Age: 38 Posts: 5,817	Heehee __________________ The wolf is as cunning as he is ferocious; once he's had a taste of flesh then nothing else will do.

07-28-2002, 09:43 AM	#9
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	LOL Donut! You're going to catch hell for a few years sorry! [img]smile.gif[/img] [ 07-28-2002, 09:48 AM: Message edited by: Lord of Alcohol ] __________________ No

07-28-2002, 09:07 AM	#1
Lanesra Symbol of Cyric Join Date: March 29, 2001 Location: Twititania, Europe Age: 64 Posts: 1,221	Well, it comes as a bit of a suprise to me that big bro got in so early with his 'help me moderators' post , as it seems he's been running a day late all week.Donut called me on my mobile on the 18th of December last year as i was doing my xmas shopping an told me he had ordered 4 tickets for the 2nd day of the England v India test match to be held at Lords the home of Cricket. so it was with great excitement that 7 months later on the 26th of July (My birthday ) that Donut ,myself and 2 friends , all who had taken the day off work to attend ,arrived at Lords , found our turnstile and handed our tickets to the steward , and then it happend .....one of those tumbleweed moments , accompanied by a voice in slow motion...."THESE TICKETS ARE FOR YESTERDAY SIR " I span around in an embarassed daze to see the other 3 standing in the middle of the road , having recived some of the same at their turnstiles , and Donut doing some sort of Ali shuffle , not knowing where to hide and mumbling something like where shall we go then , where shall we go then ,in the form of some religious chant which in it's high pitchede state would have made anything i was saying about 'never going to cricket again 'inaudiable to the human ear. After the laughter and insults had dieddown we were lucky enough to get some more tickets and enjoyed a fine days cricket and evening session in Donuts local where I think his error may have been mentioned once [ 07-28-2002, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: Lanesra ]

07-28-2002, 09:14 AM	#3
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! what colour red did he go?

07-28-2002, 09:44 AM	#10
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	ROTFL!!!! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Now this was worth waiting for! LOLOL Did you get pictures? How red can a donut get? __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

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