if the world were played in rewind..

Nanobyte · 06-23-2002, 02:24 AM

we would eat our dinner, then cook ourselves
the average child-bearing age would be your early 60's
developments would be arranged, and arrangements would be developed
you'd be late for school if you arrived early
your friends would be your greatest enemies
professionals would have the least talent
subway would serve 200+ calorie diets
your grandparents wouldn't be so 'grand'
*the value of a dollar would be less*
you would wear your undergarments over
the insurance company would be eager to help
candy would be bitter
Britney Spears would be the next Martha Stewart
we would think before we speak

Nanobyte · 06-23-2002, 03:20 AM

our nation would be built on trust
the only impossibilty would be perfection
doctors would be lawyers
laughter could be cured
'eye' would be an understatement
a story would summarize the title
pregnancy would last 70 years and life would end after 9 months
four would be a 3-letter word
things that go bump in the night would be noticed
fatalities would only be a secondhand condition
disputes would be reconciled through retaliation
life would be the leading cause of cancer
the afterlife would be a break between transfers
peace on earth would cause the solar system to collapse

[ 06-23-2002, 03:21 AM: Message edited by: Nanobyte ]

K T Ong · 06-23-2002, 04:00 AM

The sun would rise in the West and set in the East.
Winter would be followed by autumn, then summer, then spring.
Leaves would 'miraculously' form from the dirt under trees and jump up onto the branches to become part of them, then turn greener and more tender and eventually shrink into buds and disappear into the branches.
Fun, I guess...

Nanobyte · 06-23-2002, 01:29 PM

birds would float and fish would soar
governors would sit aside while citizens govern
critics would be admired
kids would eat cinnajacks because they taste like apples
debts would be favorable
we would speak through the rear and wipe our faces
night clubs would be runned by domesticated animals
lollipops would go bang
the government would be ruled by crazed monkeys [img]tongue.gif[/img]
jeopardy would consist of the host giving questions and the players giving answers
people would ride shoes and walk in their bikes
hailing a taxi would result in severe damage to the driver
no would mean yes and yes would be an exception
people would reply to fulfill this post's purpose

Calaethis Dragonsbane · 06-23-2002, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nanobyte:
people would reply to fulfill this post's purpose

oh this thread had a purpose? I thought it was just for reading value... opps... [img]graemlins/evillaughter1.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

GokuZool · 06-23-2002, 09:27 PM

What would happen when we went to the toilet? [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

K T Ong · 06-23-2002, 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GokuZool:
What would happen when we went to the toilet? [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I shudder to think of it...

Paladin2000 · 06-23-2002, 11:50 PM

... I will be filthy rich and Bill Gates would be working for me!

06-23-2002, 04:00 AM	#3
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06-23-2002, 11:50 PM	#8
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06-23-2002, 02:24 AM	#1
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	we would eat our dinner, then cook ourselves the average child-bearing age would be your early 60's developments would be arranged, and arrangements would be developed you'd be late for school if you arrived early your friends would be your greatest enemies professionals would have the least talent subway would serve 200+ calorie diets your grandparents wouldn't be so 'grand' the value of a dollar would be less you would wear your undergarments over the insurance company would be eager to help candy would be bitter Britney Spears would be the next Martha Stewart we would think before we speak

06-23-2002, 03:20 AM	#2
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	our nation would be built on trust the only impossibilty would be perfection doctors would be lawyers laughter could be cured 'eye' would be an understatement a story would summarize the title pregnancy would last 70 years and life would end after 9 months four would be a 3-letter word things that go bump in the night would be noticed fatalities would only be a secondhand condition disputes would be reconciled through retaliation life would be the leading cause of cancer the afterlife would be a break between transfers peace on earth would cause the solar system to collapse [ 06-23-2002, 03:21 AM: Message edited by: Nanobyte ]

06-23-2002, 01:29 PM	#4
Nanobyte Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: NC Posts: 2,890	birds would float and fish would soar governors would sit aside while citizens govern critics would be admired kids would eat cinnajacks because they taste like apples debts would be favorable we would speak through the rear and wipe our faces night clubs would be runned by domesticated animals lollipops would go bang the government would be ruled by crazed monkeys [img]tongue.gif[/img] jeopardy would consist of the host giving questions and the players giving answers people would ride shoes and walk in their bikes hailing a taxi would result in severe damage to the driver no would mean yes and yes would be an exception people would reply to fulfill this post's purpose

06-23-2002, 09:27 PM	#6
GokuZool Lord Ao Join Date: September 11, 2001 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 2,061	What would happen when we went to the toilet? [img]graemlins/laughsaywhat.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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