Man too short for prison

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

For the record, they're still putting pretty lil' gay boys in prison if they need to, right?

[Larry_OHF]

They were talking about this on the radio today and I heard this one guy call in and say that when he was in prison, he knew a guy that was 4.4 on his block. Nobody messed with him. So obviously, little people can survive.


In a tangent story, being reminded of this by the mention of punishments to little people gone bad,
Russian Tzar, Anna I, 1730-1740 is known for her craziness. One thing she allowed at court was dwarf-throwing contests. Maybe midget pedophiles should be turned into a sport for our enjoyment if they cannot serve prison time for sexual assault of minors.

[Lucern]

Larry, you seem to have forgotten one thing though.

"Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

[ 05-27-2006, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: Lucern ]

[Aragorn1]

Yeh, but was he a little 'peado?' Prisoners hate them, don't think you'd be safe whatever your height.

[Sever]

Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: For the record, they're still putting pretty lil' gay boys in prison if they need to, right?

No offense to the gay boys, but i think it's the pretty lil' straight boys who get it worst in prison.

[Illumina Drathiran'ar]

Originally posted by Sever: quote: Originally posted by Illumina Drathiran'ar: For the record, they're still putting pretty lil' gay boys in prison if they need to, right?

No offense to the gay boys, but i think it's the pretty lil' straight boys who get it worst in prison. [/QUOTE]I guess it depends on how purty they are. Nevertheless, they're not keeping people out of prison on the grounds that their nether regions are in danger.