Next to be free?.

[Mouse]

Originally posted by Mordenheim: Nobody is stopping Scotland from attacking Isreal. Have at it and good luck [img]smile.gif[/img]

No chance, we like a challenge, and lets face it, a bunch of people in a little sandy country in the back of beyond wouldn't last 10 minutes against we Jocks if we decided to take over.

Therefore have decided to take on the rest of the Western Liberal-Democratic establishment with hoards of fanatic suicide drinkers, Their modus operandi will be to descend on unsuspecting populations and nobly self-destruct large numbers of brain cells via the copious ingestion of alcohol [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

We also intend to have our secretly developed stealth haggis declared a WoMD. Our emisaries have already floated the idea past The U.S. administration and they are horrified that such a potent threat to world peace and stability has been manufactured without their stamp of approval [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Axis of Evil Pah! We laugh at such outmoded and small minded concepts. With our kilts, gutteral utterances and utter disregard for civilised behaviour, we will strike terror into effete and decadent goverments worldwide.

Be afraid........be very afraid!!! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img]

[ 04-14-2003, 09:56 AM: Message edited by: Mouse ]

[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Donut: Quote: Originally posted by John D Harris: Quote: Originally posted by Mordenheim: I love how people are making it sound like Iraq is done. Well here is a little info - IT JUST STARTED. Do you REALLY think you can move a oppresive brutal government and not have chaos at the begining? I think not. Isreal? lol here we go! Nobody is stopping Scotland from attacking Isreal. Have at it and good luck [img]smile.gif[/img]

Bring lots of body bags [/QUOTE]If the Scots attacked Israel then it's only fair that Israel supply their own body bags.[/QUOTE]Nah, they'll just dig long trenches to bury the the Scots in.

[Timber Loftis]

LOL, Mouse. I must say the Scotish tactic of subduing the population through well-aged spirits certainly got me last night.

[Thoran]

Originally posted by Mouse: Quote: Originally posted by Mordenheim: Nobody is stopping Scotland from attacking Isreal. Have at it and good luck [img]smile.gif[/img]

No chance, we like a challenge, and lets face it, a bunch of people in a little sandy country in the back of beyond wouldn't last 10 minutes against we Jocks if we decided to take over.

Therefore have decided to take on the rest of the Western Liberal-Democratic establishment with hoards of fanatic suicide drinkers, Their modus operandi will be to descend on unsuspecting populations and nobly self-destruct large numbers of brain cells via the copious ingestion of alcohol [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

We also intend to have our secretly developed stealth haggis declared a WoMD. Our emisaries have already floated the idea past The U.S. administration and they are horrified that such a potent threat to world peace and stability has been manufactured without their stamp of approval [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Axis of Evil Pah! We laugh at such outmoded and small minded concepts. With our kilts, gutteral utterances and utter disregard for civilised behaviour, we will strike terror into effete and decadent goverments worldwide.

Be afraid........be very afraid!!! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I would say that the US is up to the challenge, but what would we fight with... BUDWIESER? Sad to say but nasty tasting watery US beer wouldn't stand a chance. We'll have to capitulate.

[John D Harris]

Originally posted by Thoran: Quote: Originally posted by Mouse: Quote: Originally posted by Mordenheim: Nobody is stopping Scotland from attacking Isreal. Have at it and good luck [img]smile.gif[/img]

No chance, we like a challenge, and lets face it, a bunch of people in a little sandy country in the back of beyond wouldn't last 10 minutes against we Jocks if we decided to take over.

Therefore have decided to take on the rest of the Western Liberal-Democratic establishment with hoards of fanatic suicide drinkers, Their modus operandi will be to descend on unsuspecting populations and nobly self-destruct large numbers of brain cells via the copious ingestion of alcohol [img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

We also intend to have our secretly developed stealth haggis declared a WoMD. Our emisaries have already floated the idea past The U.S. administration and they are horrified that such a potent threat to world peace and stability has been manufactured without their stamp of approval [img]graemlins/crazyeyes.gif[/img]

Axis of Evil Pah! We laugh at such outmoded and small minded concepts. With our kilts, gutteral utterances and utter disregard for civilised behaviour, we will strike terror into effete and decadent goverments worldwide.

Be afraid........be very afraid!!! [img]graemlins/moon.gif[/img] [/QUOTE]I would say that the US is up to the challenge, but what would we fight with... BUDWIESER? Sad to say but nasty tasting watery US beer wouldn't stand a chance. We'll have to capitulate.[/QUOTE]Thoran, You forgot 'bout corn squez'n, fire water, moonshine that is. You can clean a engine block with it

[Mordenheim]

heheheh

well you got me there mouse [img]smile.gif[/img]

Any man who can drink moonshine more then once is more man then I am

[Thoran]

Originally posted by John D Harris: Thoran, You forgot 'bout corn squez'n, fire water, moonshine that is. You can clean a engine block with it

Yea, guess I did. Of course I imagine most people who've ever endeavored to partake of the shine have forgotten about anything that happened around then too.

In reality... we do have SOME weapons at our disposal. Jimmy and Jack of course, and the Rum boys just off the coast do a heck of a job. South of the border there's Jose... don't mess with him... he's MEAN.

[Timber Loftis]

Forget plain Jimmy and Jack. Our small Kentucky batch bourbons made by Jimmy's grandkids will convert ANY nation to good 'ol southern thinkin'. Woodford Reserve, Wathen's, Booker's, Baker's, Knob Creek, Ballantine. Mmmmm..... think I'll take a long lunch today.

Shine? Yeah, it'll clean a car engine, but let's be real - WoMD should not be used. Funny story. I had a milk-jug of Tennessee shine in the cupboard one day when a friend visited, thought it was water (he was *very* thirsty), popped the top off and took a quick gulp or two. Boy, was that a funny moment. To see a healthy college assistant soccer coach reduced to a snivelling little girl.

[Mordenheim]

Exactly

I got family in Tennessee

I once went up to the "hills" to visit the ole family. I just could not back down when my cousin dared me to take in some "moonshine"

I turned into a sniveling girl. It is a trip I will pass on next time. I think I lost 10 years of my life with that very act [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Sir Taliesin]

Originally posted by Mordenheim: Exactly I got family in Tennessee I once went up to the "hills" to visit the ole family. I just could not back down when my cousin dared me to take in some "moonshine" I turned into a sniveling girl. It is a trip I will pass on next time. I think I lost 10 years of my life with that very act [img]smile.gif[/img]

WIMP!!!