Do bananas have a soul? - Page 3

Gary Larson · 05-21-2002, 06:12 PM

Oh the guilt! I confess! Yes, I grab the banana's while they are still a little green. The poor young things don't know what is coming for them. I can't help myself. To see them go from the youthful green to the mature yellow, brings a growl to my stomach. To the devil with the brown, spotty, mushy ones. Is there a banana hell?

Downunda · 05-21-2002, 06:16 PM

I had banana on my cornflakes this morning, it had a big brown spot on it, I wonder if that was it's soul? In which case I ate its soul aswell.

Lavindathar · 05-21-2002, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aviendha:
Thank you Lord Shield for your parody of my thread! LMAO!!!

Sometimes after I eat a couple of bananas, there is a vapour that rises towards the heavens. I can only assume that this vapour is a physical representation of the banana's soul. You cannot tell me that it does not exist! I know that it exists! It smells very odd!

Well, it deserved a parody.

You asked a question that can never be answered, as no-one will ever no if someone has a soul that goes to heaven. So really, it deserved another question that was equally as stupid

to balance out the spam on this board.

05-21-2002, 06:45 PM

SOULS SON'T GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL!!! DO YOU NOT SEE!!! THE BANANA AND HUHMAN SOULS ARE THE SAME!!!!! IN OUR NEXT LIVES WE WILL BE BANANAS!!!! THE FRUITY CYCLE OF ETERNITY!!!!!

Cloudbringer · 05-21-2002, 06:46 PM

Gee Lav, nice comment. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Hey LS.. I dunno, but we can always assume the banana would tell us.. but then.. I mash mine and put them in banana bread... so...hmm.. maybe that mush has soul... *throws in on the dance floor with johnny* ooopsie... sorry there.. uh.. OUCH, that's got to hurt...

Cloudbringer · 05-21-2002, 06:47 PM

Contemplates the Fruity Cycle of Eternity and decides she'd rather come back as a juicy peach.

Lioness · 05-21-2002, 06:53 PM

I don't eat bananas... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img]

Of course they have a soul...nice little banana..aw...you just want to be loved, don't you??? [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

somehow it doesn't surprise me that LS was the one who posted this thread..

Yorick · 05-21-2002, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lord Shield:
They are long and yellow and considered a fruit. But have they a SOUL????

Well see a banana is actually an ABC (Australian born chinese.) Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

When I was in Singapore, the chinese called me an egg. White on the outside, yellow on the inside. (I ate only Asian food, was a workaholic etc)

Anyhow the answer would be no. We all know dem white folks ain't got no soul.

Lifetime · 05-23-2002, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:

quote:
Originally posted by Lord Shield:
They are long and yellow and considered a fruit. But have they a SOUL????

Well see a banana is actually an ABC (Australian born chinese.) Yellow on the outside, white on the inside.

When I was in Singapore, the chinese called me an egg. White on the outside, yellow on the inside. (I ate only Asian food, was a workaholic etc)

Anyhow the answer would be no. We all know dem white folks ain't got no soul.[/QUOTE]Damned Assies! They're all bananas!

05-23-2002, 07:01 AM

But how can that be? What happens to the bananas when they expire? They have FAMILY, dammit! And when they die, their family is usually eaten with them

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

05-21-2002, 06:16 PM	#22
Downunda Set - Egyptian God of Chaos Join Date: January 7, 2002 Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Age: 46 Posts: 2,975	I had banana on my cornflakes this morning, it had a big brown spot on it, I wonder if that was it's soul? In which case I ate its soul aswell. __________________ \"Doing stuff is overrated, like Hitler, he did lots of stuff, but doesn\'t everybody wish he\'d just stayed at home and smoked pot?!?\"

05-21-2002, 06:46 PM	#25
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Gee Lav, nice comment. [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Hey LS.. I dunno, but we can always assume the banana would tell us.. but then.. I mash mine and put them in banana bread... so...hmm.. maybe that mush has soul... throws in on the dance floor with johnny ooopsie... sorry there.. uh.. OUCH, that's got to hurt... __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-21-2002, 06:47 PM	#26
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Contemplates the Fruity Cycle of Eternity and decides she'd rather come back as a juicy peach. __________________ "Don't take life for granted." Animal (may he rest in peace)

05-21-2002, 06:53 PM	#27
Lioness Jack Burton Join Date: June 3, 2001 Location: Among the Stars Age: 37 Posts: 5,837	I don't eat bananas... [img]graemlins/1puke.gif[/img] Of course they have a soul...nice little banana..aw...you just want to be loved, don't you??? [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img] somehow it doesn't surprise me that LS was the one who posted this thread.. __________________ [img]\"ubb/noncgi/smiles/lioness1.jpg\" alt=\" - \" /> <br /><br />Premier Waitress/Smacker of Cloudy\'s Cafe<br /><br />\"the only people for me are the mad ones...\"

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05-21-2002, 06:12 PM	#21
Gary Larson Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: May 6, 2002 Location: neither here or there Age: 54 Posts: 27	Oh the guilt! I confess! Yes, I grab the banana's while they are still a little green. The poor young things don't know what is coming for them. I can't help myself. To see them go from the youthful green to the mature yellow, brings a growl to my stomach. To the devil with the brown, spotty, mushy ones. Is there a banana hell?

05-21-2002, 06:45 PM	#24
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	SOULS SON'T GO TO HEAVEN OR HELL!!! DO YOU NOT SEE!!! THE BANANA AND HUHMAN SOULS ARE THE SAME!!!!! IN OUR NEXT LIVES WE WILL BE BANANAS!!!! THE FRUITY CYCLE OF ETERNITY!!!!!

05-23-2002, 07:01 AM	#30
Lord Shield Guest Posts: n/a	But how can that be? What happens to the bananas when they expire? They have FAMILY, dammit! And when they die, their family is usually eaten with them WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!

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