02-19-2002, 10:50 AM | #1 |
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02-19-2002, 11:21 AM | #2 |
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This are funny!
Kai gia na thimomaste kai ta patia edafi: Einai poli asteia!!!!!!!!
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02-19-2002, 11:47 AM | #3 |
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I really laughed out loud because of this one-liner:
-Then why does her profile say that she's male Sorry,ain't gonna tell the story behind that [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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02-19-2002, 11:54 AM | #4 |
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quote: Oh now you gotta tell. I bet the story is funny.
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02-19-2002, 12:05 PM | #5 |
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Allright,i'll tell.I can laugh about it now,but i was
really embarrased at the time,red all over.There was quite a discussion going on here,and a member here (no name [img]smile.gif[/img] ) said something like":he's got a point",after which i replied:"i agree too.......ending with BTW,he is a [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] (no name again) Turned out i was wrong,she was a he after all [img]smile.gif[/img] .I mistakenly took that person for someone else.So next time,i'll doublecheck,and again and again,and again...... BTW,your reply of:Nick+1/2 a mile=passout made me too!
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02-19-2002, 12:23 PM | #6 |
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LoL...Thats the problem with the online world. You can't see anybody.
I've done stuff like that before. quote: Thanks [ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: nick1979 ]
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02-19-2002, 02:22 PM | #7 |
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Bokken, God they made me laugh! Still chuckling as I type in fact... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]
quote: Well, it happens to me in real life... Once when I was in a resteraunt the waitress called me madam. In good light. To my face. Admittedly she was more embarressed than me. As I say, it happens to me a lot. A guy came up and asked me if I was Tracy the other day (I am assuming he was looking for a girl called Tracy...). So yeah, it happens in RL too when you have long hair and quite feminine features.
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