Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

A day without sunshine is like...night.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

Honk if you love peace and quiet.

Remember, half the people you know are below average.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your week.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

Get a new car for your spouse. It'll be a great trade!

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand...

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

When you overdraw your checking account...why does the bank charge you more of what they know you don't have much of?

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Hard work! pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened.

This are funny!

Kai gia na thimomaste kai ta patia edafi:
Einai poli asteia!!!!!!!!

I really laughed out loud because of this one-liner:
-Then why does her profile say that she's male :confused:

Sorry,ain't gonna tell the story behind that [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Campino:
I really laughed out loud because of this one-liner:
-Then why does her profile say that she's male :confused:

Sorry,ain't gonna tell the story behind that [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>
Oh now you gotta tell. I bet the story is funny. :D

Allright,i'll tell.I can laugh about it now,but i was
really embarrased at the time,red all over.There was quite
a discussion going on here,and a member here (no name [img]smile.gif[/img] ) said
something like":he's got a point",after which i replied:"i agree
too.......ending with BTW,he is a [img]graemlins/female.gif[/img] (no name again)

Turned out i was wrong,she was a he after all [img]smile.gif[/img] .I mistakenly took that person for someone else.So next time,i'll doublecheck,and again
and again,and again......

BTW,your reply of:Nick+1/2 a mile=passout made me :D too!

LoL...Thats the problem with the online world. You can't see anybody.
I've done stuff like that before. :D
<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>BTW,your reply of:Nick+1/2 a mile=passout made me too! <hr></blockquote>
Thanks

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Bokken, God they made me laugh! Still chuckling as I type in fact... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]


<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by nick1979:
LoL...Thats the problem with the online world. You can't see anybody.[ 02-19-2002: Message edited by: nick1979 ]<hr></blockquote>

Well, it happens to me in real life... Once when I was in a resteraunt the waitress called me madam.

In good light.

To my face.

Admittedly she was more embarressed than me. As I say, it happens to me a lot. A guy came up and asked me if I was Tracy the other day (I am assuming he was looking for a girl called Tracy...). So yeah, it happens in RL too when you have long hair and quite feminine features.