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Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-03-2002, 10:45 AM

Well, you don't have to be Scottish, I like brandy, but I prefer me whisky, they both give you that nice back-of-yer throat burn.
Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do.

Barry the Sprout · 02-03-2002, 10:58 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do.

I don't. I drink like a Sprout. Which is: with much difficulty due to a lack of hands to hold a glass in, and lack of mouth to put the drink through.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-03-2002, 11:02 AM

Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body.

Angel · 02-03-2002, 11:41 AM

*rubs eyes*
Wow so many replies! *hugs u all*
I've lost track of who's who

Umm.. where is Mouse?
Hi Galadria [img]smile.gif[/img] are there two of u? I need female companions!

Adam: why fresh meat?

Oh Hi Kazara... -waves-
and Hi Lord Shield... you seem a bit bizzare [img]tongue.gif[/img]
Talthyr *kisses*
Beaumanoir *huggies*
Davros, I've been warned to ignore u

Oh Hi everyone and a huge kiss from me [img]smile.gif[/img]

I feel so welcomed!
*sits here looking at u all*
hehe -giggles-
This is so much fun!

Blade · 02-03-2002, 11:47 AM

Hello, and i would have to agree with kaz they are all insane. Anyway hello
you might see me around occationaly i have too much homework and work to post much but generally read most of what happen.

Talthyr Malkaviel · 02-03-2002, 11:50 AM

How many times do I have to tell you, I may be crazy, even insane but I am NOT a fishmonger dammit!!!
Just leave me alone, I can't help looking like a fishmonger.

Reeka · 02-03-2002, 11:51 AM

Welcome, Angel. Hope you enjoy Ironworks.

Barry the Sprout · 02-03-2002, 11:52 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel:
Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body.

I'm glad you didn't give any suggestions. We wouldn't want to give any of the more... urmmm... energetic members of this forum any ideas.

Humph, I'm being ignored by the Angel. Story of my life. Did you know Angel that you share the name of the nearest tube station to me? And my local Wetherspoons pub is called The Angel... and were back onto drinking again....

Galadria · 02-03-2002, 12:20 PM

Yes, Angel, there are many female posters in this forum. (hugs back)
By the way, since there are so many Brits, here, why is the joke, "Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny?

Barry the Sprout · 02-03-2002, 12:23 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Galadria:
"Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny?

Oh thats hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing... I can barely type...

Big Ears is the old guy who lives with Noddy. I think in the US he is called White Beard or something.

02-03-2002, 10:45 AM	#51
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Well, you don't have to be Scottish, I like brandy, but I prefer me whisky, they both give you that nice back-of-yer throat burn. Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-03-2002, 10:58 AM	#52
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Oh, us English people, we're all a bunch of hopeless alcoholics, we drink like fish, we do. I don't. I drink like a Sprout. Which is: with much difficulty due to a lack of hands to hold a glass in, and lack of mouth to put the drink through. __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

02-03-2002, 11:02 AM	#53
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-03-2002, 11:41 AM	#54
Angel Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 3, 2002 Location: Cornwall, England Posts: 24	rubs eyes Wow so many replies! hugs u all I've lost track of who's who Umm.. where is Mouse? Hi Galadria [img]smile.gif[/img] are there two of u? I need female companions! Adam: why fresh meat? Oh Hi Kazara... -waves- and Hi Lord Shield... you seem a bit bizzare [img]tongue.gif[/img] Talthyr kisses Beaumanoir huggies Davros, I've been warned to ignore u Oh Hi everyone and a huge kiss from me [img]smile.gif[/img] I feel so welcomed! sits here looking at u all hehe -giggles- This is so much fun! __________________ -giggles- I love you all!

02-03-2002, 11:47 AM	#55
Blade Emerald Dragon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: spokane wa usa Age: 41 Posts: 926	Hello, and i would have to agree with kaz they are all insane. Anyway hello you might see me around occationaly i have too much homework and work to post much but generally read most of what happen. __________________ <br /><br />All blades cut, be they made from metal or wood, but the sharpest and deadliest blade is the one of knowledge, and that is the least used.<br />An Archmage of the HADB

02-03-2002, 11:50 AM	#56
Talthyr Malkaviel Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: August 31, 2001 Location: Land of the Britons Age: 38 Posts: 3,224	How many times do I have to tell you, I may be crazy, even insane but I am NOT a fishmonger dammit!!! Just leave me alone, I can't help looking like a fishmonger. __________________ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB<br />and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T<br /> <br /><br />Say NO to the Trouser Tyranny! Can I drill you about this?

02-03-2002, 11:51 AM	#57
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02-03-2002, 11:52 AM	#58
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	quote: Originally posted by Talthyr Malkaviel: Hmm, I know, hire an assistant to put a drip into you (I won't suggest where) and every time you want a drink, get it pumped directly into your sproutish body. I'm glad you didn't give any suggestions. We wouldn't want to give any of the more... urmmm... energetic members of this forum any ideas. Humph, I'm being ignored by the Angel. Story of my life. Did you know Angel that you share the name of the nearest tube station to me? And my local Wetherspoons pub is called The Angel... and were back onto drinking again.... __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

02-03-2002, 12:20 PM	#59
Galadria 20th Level Warrior Join Date: November 3, 2001 Location: Texas Age: 55 Posts: 2,830	Yes, Angel, there are many female posters in this forum. (hugs back) By the way, since there are so many Brits, here, why is the joke, "Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny? __________________ Lady Galadria,Goddess\' Equal of the O.R.T.; [img]\"http://havak.db-forge.com/portraits/bitmaps/wlf180L.bmp\" alt=\" - \" /><br />\"Romance at short notice was her specialty.\" - Saki <br />Founder of the IW Branch of the Anti-Anomen Society

02-03-2002, 12:23 PM	#60
Barry the Sprout White Dragon Join Date: October 19, 2001 Location: York, UK. Age: 42 Posts: 1,815	quote: Originally posted by Galadria: "Why do elephants have big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom." funny? Oh thats hilarious!!! I can't stop laughing... I can barely type... Big Ears is the old guy who lives with Noddy. I think in the US he is called White Beard or something. __________________ [img]\"http://img1.ranchoweb.com/images/sproutman/certwist.gif\" alt=\" - \" /><br /><br /><i>\"And the angels all pallid and wan,<br />Uprising, unveiling, affirm,<br />That the play is the tragedy, man,<br />And its hero the Conquerer Worm.\"</i><br /> - Edgar Allan Poe

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