11-23-2001, 04:19 PM | #1 |
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SOME RULES LEFT OUT OF "LIFE'S LITTLE INSTRUCTION BOOK"
1. The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. 2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 3. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. 4. Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before. 5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check out 3 of your friends. If they're okay, guess what? 6. Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. 7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. 8. It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats. 10. If you are given an open book exam, you will forget your book. 13. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. 14. You can't fall off the floor. 15. The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. 16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. 17. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them. 18. Law of Probability Distribution: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
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11-23-2001, 04:21 PM | #2 |
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ROTFLMAO!!
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11-23-2001, 04:36 PM | #3 |
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ROFL John D, heheheh "5. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check out 3 of your friends. If they're okay, guess what?" ROFLMAO!
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11-23-2001, 11:59 PM | #5 |
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7. A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
I liked that one ROFL John D!
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11-24-2001, 06:16 AM | #6 |
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quote: that is also a good one [img]smile.gif[/img]
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11-24-2001, 06:23 AM | #7 |
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16. Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. Rrolling Oon Tthe Ffloor Llaughing Mmy Aass Ooff
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11-24-2001, 10:14 AM | #8 |
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quote: Actually not true. The porno industry happens to be blooming Just felt like being a wiseguy.. 18. Law of Probability Distribution: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed lol!
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