10-21-2001, 11:21 AM | #1 |
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US Naval Communication
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision. Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course. Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course. Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP. Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call. ------------------ Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale. |
10-21-2001, 11:22 AM | #2 |
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Ehm...... LOL, ROFL.
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10-21-2001, 11:23 AM | #3 |
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Idiots!!!
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10-21-2001, 11:33 AM | #4 | |
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10-21-2001, 11:34 AM | #5 |
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Um......yah.
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10-21-2001, 01:19 PM | #6 |
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ROTFLMHAO!!!!!!!
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10-21-2001, 02:25 PM | #7 | |
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Is there no where I can hide Arvon *LOL*.....
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