US Naval Communication

This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship
with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a
collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to
avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR
course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST
SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE
DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR
COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.


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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.

Ehm...... LOL, ROFL.

Idiots!!!
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Where there are monsters and barbarians there will be Byronas fighting against them.

Why does that not surprise me? Maybe it was the brother of
the captain of the Valdez.

Um......yah.

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Leader of the DOTW

ROTFLMHAO!!!!!!!
Your Call!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Airline ticket to Afghanistan $800
High powered rifle with scope $1000
Hotel room with roof access $100
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Is there no where I can hide Arvon *LOL*.....