08-28-2001, 12:02 AM | #1 |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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NASA wanted to find a writing implement that could be used in space.
It took 200 engineers and they spent over $2 billion to finally invent a space pen. This pen could write in zero gravity and the ink would still flow. NASA proudly announced their success and congratulations flowed in from all over the world. In a short note to the Americans, the Soviet engineers congratulated them, but said that they too had found a solution at a fraction of the cost. They remarked, "We use a pencil." ------------------ "the memories of a man in his old age, are deeds of a man in his prime" |
08-28-2001, 03:53 AM | #2 |
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Are you serious? Is this for real. Oh my goodness. I mean, if people weren't starving it would be totally hilarious. Man....
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08-28-2001, 05:47 AM | #3 |
Jack Burton
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This is so stupid!!! A 2 billion dollar pen!! I don't know if you guys have seen the movie Independance Day?? The dad of David says:
" If you spend two thousand dollars on a hammer, and ten thousand on a toilet seat." I think this example, just like the space pen, illustrates the American way: spending big, only to find out later on that there was a far cheaper (and better??) solution to be found.. No offense to all Americans on this forum, and i am NOT saying that Dutch are masters as well. ------------------ In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link...... |
08-28-2001, 08:46 AM | #4 |
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If you gotta do something, do it the American way
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08-28-2001, 09:09 AM | #5 |
Zhentarim Guard
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Yep, this is sadly very true indeed. I was just astounded when I first heard it...
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08-28-2001, 05:05 PM | #6 |
Beholder
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so, umm... could i send them a few pencils and pens and get a huge tax refund now? i mean, a relative $2B in taxes would be quite a refund...
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08-28-2001, 08:39 PM | #7 | |
Ninja Storm Shadow
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Quote:
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08-29-2001, 07:21 AM | #8 |
Zartan
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I must get one, I always have trouble writing during space travel
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08-29-2001, 07:32 AM | #9 |
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I could make a space pen with about $50
all i need is a spring and a pen ------------------ OMG I have no Arms Wait I don't have a body either |
08-29-2001, 10:26 AM | #10 |
Fzoul Chembryl
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Well, you gotta give it to the Russians: they use their head and think rationnaly
a 2 billion dollar pen that can write in space... that's almost just as good as that toilet in the US embassy of Australia that makes the coriolis force the same as in the Northern Hemisphere. ie: flushes counter-clockwise (see The Simpsons). [This message has been edited by Ryanamur (edited 08-29-2001).] |
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