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John D Harris 08-28-2001 12:02 AM

NASA wanted to find a writing implement that could be used in space.

It took 200 engineers and they spent over $2 billion to finally invent a space pen. This pen could write in zero gravity and the ink would still flow.

NASA proudly announced their success and congratulations flowed in from all over the world.

In a short note to the Americans, the Soviet engineers congratulated them, but said that they too had found a solution at a fraction of the cost.

They remarked, "We use a pencil."

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Yorick 08-28-2001 03:53 AM

Are you serious? Is this for real. Oh my goodness. I mean, if people weren't starving it would be totally hilarious. Man....

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Link 08-28-2001 05:47 AM

This is so stupid!!! A 2 billion dollar pen!! I don't know if you guys have seen the movie Independance Day?? The dad of David says:
" If you spend two thousand dollars on a hammer, and ten thousand on a toilet seat."
I think this example, just like the space pen, illustrates the American way: spending big, only to find out later on that there was a far cheaper (and better??) solution to be found..

No offense to all Americans on this forum, and i am NOT saying that Dutch are masters as well.

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Lifetime 08-28-2001 08:46 AM

If you gotta do something, do it the American way http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Spend tons of cash to make sure everyone knows about it, then defend your investment with self-depreciating humor..


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Sharpedge 08-28-2001 09:09 AM

Yep, this is sadly very true indeed. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif I was just astounded when I first heard it...

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SSJ4Sephiroth 08-28-2001 05:05 PM

so, umm... could i send them a few pencils and pens and get a huge tax refund now? i mean, a relative $2B in taxes would be quite a refund...

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John D Harris 08-28-2001 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Yorick:
Are you serious? Is this for real. Oh my goodness. I mean, if people weren't starving it would be totally hilarious. Man....


Yes, Yorick it is true infact I received one for fathers day a couple of years ago, the pens can now be bought at stores. I won't tell you the price but it will water your eyes.




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Epona 08-29-2001 07:21 AM

I must get one, I always have trouble writing during space travel http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
Using a pencil would just be too easy!

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Rikard 08-29-2001 07:32 AM

I could make a space pen with about $50
all i need is a spring and a pen

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Ryanamur 08-29-2001 10:26 AM

Well, you gotta give it to the Russians: they use their head and think rationnaly http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

a 2 billion dollar pen that can write in space... that's almost just as good as that toilet in the US embassy of Australia that makes the coriolis force the same as in the Northern Hemisphere. ie: flushes counter-clockwise (see The Simpsons).

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