Larry the Mad Moderator Versus the so-called Virtuous Members of IW

[Q'alooaith]

*The door swings open again, in steps what look's like a rather tall jawwa, glowing slightly*

*A voice ecos though the minds of everyone present*
"should'a played nicly, now you will see true power"
*the voice fades, leaving everyone with a slight head-ache

*Anaith stands in the shallows waiting, watching both sides intently*

[Hivetyrant]

"It matters not what larry does, for in two posts I will finally become a GOD!!!!!!
And no four hammers will be able to defeat me!!!"
(Note that this is probably Larry's fault as well)
but as much as he tried, the call of the Dark side was extremely tempting and Hivetyrant was slowly being pulled towards evil.....

[Stormymystic]

no hive, you must be strong for those of us who were los in the battle (some sooner than others). look here *raises hand weakly, points to the door of the thread* you're very own god smiting hammer, all you have to do is grab it....come back to the right side....*falls face down again*

[armageddon272]

Armageddon realizes the way to sway Hive's mind away from the evil Larry. He creates a portal to a theoretical forum consisting only of easy game questions, trivia, and stupid jokes that absolutely NEED one liner replies, and plenty of them. Hopefully Hive will come towards this Spammer's haven and renounce his evil!

[Dron_Cah]

You mean Hive's not already in Spammer's haven/heaven? Hmm, coulda fooled me!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]
J/K.

[TheGrandSlayer]

The Grand Slayer appears in his Counter Strike forum, along with a bunch of other idiots, they grab grenades and start yelling
"Cover Me!"
"Get in position and wait for my go!"
"Go go go!"
They use a combination of M4s and SMGs to lay ruin to much of the thread, one of the evil Forum Horsemen (the troll, in particular) pops up screaming "0/\/\g! /\/00/3z! /)0 /\/0t /)3fy L@/2/2y!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111" GS then shot him in the face and said "Enemy down,"
"Affirmitive"
"Fire in the hole!"
"Taking Mod warnings.... Need assistance!"

[Larry_OHF]

Meanwhile, the real Larry is sitting under a Maple tree, watching the whole thing and enjoying a nice cool Piña Colada while the army bangs up his stunt double.

"Damn...now I need a new stuntie."

[Q'alooaith]

*Anaith watches the bullets pitter harmlessly around her*

"I am insulted by the lack of effort, do you not know whom you face!"

*She raises her hand and a small cluster of blue lights form nearby*

"Now you shall see true power"

*The cluster of lights swirl around suddenly and energy bursts from them into the Popup-ad*

[SomeGuy]

One of the foolish penguins sees the pop-up add.

"Oh my God! Drunk teens getting wild at the club!??! I must go see it!"

The foolish Penguin dove into the water and began to swim to the popup add, only to be devoured by a whale. The rest of the penguins took warning and readied themselves. They began firing into the water, throwing down water explosives trying to rid the whales from the area so they could reach their target objective more easily.

[Larry_OHF]

He looks up into the sky as though he were looking at something horrible to witness. Jumping up and taking a quick glance about to the armies that have come to assault him, The moderator holds up a hand and silences all.

"Enough of this. Something has happened in another thread and I have no time to toy with you any longer."

After saying this, The Moderating Shadow Mage made a gesture and melted away into the shadow of the tree he had been sitting under. The armies of the good membership of Ironworks had been left alone in a thread that had served to trap players in the RPG forum. They were now left to their own decision of whether to stay and rot in this thread or escape back to the Forum of General Conversation, for their host had fled.