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Ironworks Moderator
![]() Join Date: March 1, 2001
Location: Midlands, South Carolina
Age: 49
Posts: 14,759
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I hope everyone will like my new idea. This thread will be devoted to posting the best, funniest, most daring, and brave posts in our RPGs.
RULE:::YOU CANNOT POST YOUR OWN WORK. It has to be another's post that you think belongs here. I wanted to have a place to showcase them. I thought of this after reading one particular post by Sephiroth. Grand-Ranger, Neb and Sephiroth have just entered a tower of sorcery by going in the window. Upon finding themselves inside, a woman hiding in the darkness asks who they are and their intentions in the building. She may be dangerous. Grand-Ranger was not about to reveal this info to a mysterious person, so she turns to Sephiroth and inquires of him the same thing, to which he replies..."I am Sephiroth, and I am here because I was following this man!" (That's one way to save your own neck!) |
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20th Level Warrior
![]() Join Date: May 3, 2001
Location: .
Age: 41
Posts: 2,762
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This is one of Hirams posts that he made during the HADB roleplay just after I introduced my char.
The group listens intently as Azurian Greyman explains his mission to find the sacred doggy biscuit of Benji. They then excuse themselves from the interloper and huddle up. “Blue 32, Blue 32” “On 3” Breanna says and then they all yell “break” Breanna speaks for the group when she says “Welcome, Azurian Greymane” Our missions do intertwine in an interesting manner. We are also quite happy that you aren’t a filthy stinkin peanut butter and jelly smelling elf.” “Oh, did I say that?” “Dammit Hiram, quit with your ventriloquism tricks!!” She then turns Hiram into a newt with a gesture and continues speaking with the newest member of their adventuring party. |
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Jack Burton
![]() Join Date: March 31, 2001
Location: The zephyr lands beneath the brine.
Age: 41
Posts: 5,459
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Here's one that qualifies for the most brave posts
![]() 250: Suddenly, the revelry is interrupted by the sound of breaking glass as a small army of armed, armored, and masked men charge into the room through the windows and door to outside! The guards were quickly overhelmed by a dozen attackers before they could intercept. The attackers then made their way. Several of them shove their way through the crowd and exit the room via the other doors, and a few others take up positions throughout in the room. The others stand by the doors to the garden as a tall, black masked man enters the room and looks about. The crowd mills about in confusion for a moment, and then the man raises his arms and yells, "Silence!" with power that could only be produced by magical enhancement. A hush falls over the room. The man spoke: "I am your condamnation! Be sure that your fates are doomed and sealed at this moment. For Gregor Wolfsheim's treachery against the Nightstalkers, you all shall suffer! Let this day be remembered!" Sir Byronas: Byronas sees the masked man. He pulls out his long sword sword and his old shield. "At least I have these!" Then suddenly a woman appears and gives Byronas a Ring of Protection +2. "Thank you my lady" he says. He saw ReGiN preparing to attack.He doesn't understand why so innocent people have to die because of a fool man. Byronas whispered to his dog "Prepare for battle Hercules". Then he says to the masked man "Sorry for the disturb but you have to leave or I will force to stop you!" Another one from our noble paladin: "As a Paladin of the Radiant Order" Byronas kicked out the masked man's swords "I arrest you for murdering innocent people!". Then Byronas gave the final hit. He cut of with his sword the masked man's head and the headless body felt to the ground. I love it ![]() |
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Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice
![]() Join Date: September 5, 2001
Location: House of Freelight
Age: 48
Posts: 3,159
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This one from Arcania's Fall quite cracked me up
![]() Lia, the Arch Mage of the tower of sorcery had just asked the three intruders for their names and here are Seph's and Grand-Ranger's replies: Seph: "Ah c'mon Olark! Lighten up and tell her your name! It's not gonna hurt anything, I'm sure." Grand-Ranger: "Well there is no need to tell her my name,now that you have done the job." |
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Horus - Egyptian Sky God
![]() Join Date: March 4, 2001
Location: either CA or MO
Age: 43
Posts: 2,674
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quote: now the catch is, his spell accidentally caught an invisible mage in the same room, and revealed his position. I've never told him there is any invisible enemy present. It was a surprise I had in store for the party ![]() Now I was honestly surprised when I read his responds. I guess this could be one of the "Luckiest posts." (if that counts) good work, Dundee [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
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Thoth - Egyptian God of Wisdom
![]() Join Date: August 16, 2001
Location: UK
Posts: 2,891
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Was just checking through here and ran across this. I'm dredging up a post from long ago, before the RP forum was created, from the ALSB-KFA war...
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Galvatron
![]() Join Date: March 29, 2001
Location: Everywhere I wanna go its already where I am,cause I am already there
Posts: 2,130
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Wow, I got 2 mentions! Astounding, considering my character is supouse to be a uptight nonchrismtic ranger
![]() Oh well, characters that turn out the oposite then you want them to are always fun [img]smile.gif[/img]
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Zartan
![]() Join Date: October 15, 2001
Location: Oslo, Norway
Age: 36
Posts: 5,367
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I really like this one:
Sir ReGiN:
That is so funny! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh3.gif[/img] You know, chaos is prevailing, but he just wanders off, just thinking of something else, who is just stupid to think off. Its just like a geeky professor or a librarian! ![]() see ya! |
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Manshoon
![]() Join Date: December 4, 2001
Location: Michigan, United States
Age: 39
Posts: 233
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LOL this one by worm was great, he just intro'd to the party and this is how he greets them...
"So, what are we doing walking and all?" "Are we on a quest for a caged nymph for each of us?" he licks his lips making a nympish voice "Ohhh yes master ... again master? ... I'm getting tired master ... at your beckon master ... control me master." the man chuckled "Or maybe artifacts of amazing power?" "I have heard tales of a part of male sexual anatomy that functions alone with out the body!" "Or is it that we are ascending to god-hood? The story of Baal Cyrus ... and the third one ... urk I don't know." he looks to the girl "But isn't she a bit dainty to study the darkest of evil magics in efforts to usurp the god's power?" he figures what she could be for "Ohhh sacrafice ... is that it?" Wow that was funny!...
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Jack Burton
![]() Join Date: June 3, 2001
Location: Among the Stars
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Good idea Larry!
FRom Castle Kerhelm, by NEb: Ehmmm..... Oooops? I didn't do it on purpose! Releasing that vengeful immortal half-god from his extra-planar prison was just an accident! *Looks at the tentacled and mutated thing approaching the castle* Admittedly a VERY bad accident.... FRom Castle KErhelm, by Sir Regin: The cleric gets up and looks out through the window.. *EEEIIK! Run for yer life!! Women and dwarves first!!* He turns around and accidently runs into a wall, knocking him unconsius.. LOL! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
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