You Know You've Played Too Much Baldur's Gate 2 When... - Page 3

01-31-2002, 06:34 AM

1) You try to fit more than 3 pair of boots in you bag.
2) You are in the local fitness center holding a hammer and trying to lift 200 kilos.
3) You are surprised that your team mates don't want to talk to you after calling them a poor match.
4) Posting here (just joking).

Manwe · 01-31-2002, 07:04 AM

LMAO!

1) You try to identify a stick you've found in the woods.
2) You take your friend's jacket and say: "that's better than my Leather Armor +2", "Remember i can still reform my party".

PeeWee · 01-31-2002, 07:51 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Servii:
When:
1. Standing in the front of a door you try to find some traps
2. Start seeing goblin faces among street crowd
3. Ask yourself "Who is better for me-Jaheira or Aerie"
4. Notice more than dozen beers around your PC

1. Hehe, when after those dozen of beers, you don't pick Jah nor Aerie but opt for Edwina.

2. When you're engaged and ppl ask who is the best man, you say "minsc"

3. when someone asks you to describe your dream girl, you flip open your manual and start to read from pages 44 to 47.

4. 3 but for females now [img]smile.gif[/img]

5. when you're at work with a frown and ppl ask what's wrong you reply back that your romance aint working out with Jah and it's too late to pick another.

6. when you're at work the next day and you're smiling ... to then tell ppl you have had 3 romances with 3 different women last night.

7. when you do get married, you have your portable right there next to you with minsc telling you,"Go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes"

8. for the honeymoon, you get tickets to the next fan faire.

9. when you're standing next to whoever it was trying to identify that stick in the woods waiting to pickpocket it from him.

10. when you're asked to describe your dreamgirl and you DON'T have your manual, you recite lines from page 44 thru 47.

Zornelis · 01-31-2002, 08:27 AM

- You walk up to people wearing glasses asking if they can identify something for you because they might be wearing glasses of identification...

- You ask everyone if they want to join your party because tou think a party of 5 is not enough and wonder why you get slapped...

- when your partner asks you to marry him/her you say that you are allready wearing 2 magical rings so you don't need a normal golden ring....

- You sleep at the weardest places because you have used your spells for today...

- If your boy/girlfriends asks you to come over you say you can't come because you are soloing tonight!!!!

Donut · 01-31-2002, 08:44 AM

When you are about to leave the pub with five friends you shout out 'You must gather you party before venturing forth'

Asca · 01-31-2002, 09:07 AM

-you read this
-you walk into to houses without knocking.
-You LOVE tunips.
-you qoute the NPC.
( I actually did that in my English class, or it wasn`t a NPC it was that sword Licholor (or something) the teacher asked my how the vikings got their power and I said. " They hacked and slashed their way to fortune)
-You sleep in the street (and is awaken by an Amish guard. (hate that!)

Zornelis · 01-31-2002, 10:04 AM

- when you're tired you go look for an inn or you go sleep outside
- when you have to catch a bus/train whatever you cast time stop so you'll be in time
- whenn somebody is boring you you just kill him/her and you are surprised that you get arrested
- in church you step up to the priest and ask him what he has for sale
- you try to pickpocket the bartender

Jerr Conner · 01-31-2002, 02:38 PM

-Whenever you have a dream, it's always some ugly english guy torturing a sibiling
-You go to the zoo and try to charm animals
-When you're injured, you start saying, "Vita Mortis Car'rel"
-You start writing the date as Flamerule, 211, Dwarfday
-Whenever your boss yells at you, you try to become The Slayer so that you can end his/her worthless existence

Daniel · 01-31-2002, 06:23 PM

My reasons continued

12) You post more than 2 replies to this thread

13) You take a picture of your self and record your own sound set and use them to make an awesomely hard Character based on your self.

14) You start hanging about the sewers

15) You scalp people you dont like and try to sell them to the local authorities as bandit scalps.

16) when ever somone says somthing interesting you tell them of how it reminds you of your great uncle scratchy and them go on with some story of his exploits

17) You are wearing the Baldurs gate 2 T-Shirt right now.(Guilty)

18) Start a turnip farm

19) You Buy lots of green jelly (I think Americans call it Jello) and attack them pretending you are a great adventurer fighting a hoard of green jellies.

20) you get indecent thoughts about Edwina.

21)You capture spiders as pets thinking you are one of lothes faithful

22)You try to get priests to heal your wounds

23) You can finish the game in half a day.(Oh yes it is possible I did it in 8 hours(Imported chars)).

24)You can quote all the spell and item descriptions

25)You have 2 copies of the game just in case.

26)You search old barrels that you find for 1 gold piece.

TeKNiKaLL · 01-31-2002, 06:59 PM

- you wanna to suldanessellar for holidays
- you got horny when aerie slept with you [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

01-31-2002, 07:51 AM	#23
PeeWee Manshoon Join Date: January 25, 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 216	quote: Originally posted by Servii: When: 1. Standing in the front of a door you try to find some traps 2. Start seeing goblin faces among street crowd 3. Ask yourself "Who is better for me-Jaheira or Aerie" 4. Notice more than dozen beers around your PC 1. Hehe, when after those dozen of beers, you don't pick Jah nor Aerie but opt for Edwina. 2. When you're engaged and ppl ask who is the best man, you say "minsc" 3. when someone asks you to describe your dream girl, you flip open your manual and start to read from pages 44 to 47. 4. 3 but for females now [img]smile.gif[/img] 5. when you're at work with a frown and ppl ask what's wrong you reply back that your romance aint working out with Jah and it's too late to pick another. 6. when you're at work the next day and you're smiling ... to then tell ppl you have had 3 romances with 3 different women last night. 7. when you do get married, you have your portable right there next to you with minsc telling you,"Go for the eyes boo, go for the eyes" 8. for the honeymoon, you get tickets to the next fan faire. 9. when you're standing next to whoever it was trying to identify that stick in the woods waiting to pickpocket it from him. 10. when you're asked to describe your dreamgirl and you DON'T have your manual, you recite lines from page 44 thru 47. __________________ <i>just,</i><p><b>PeeWee</b><br />

01-31-2002, 08:44 AM	#25
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01-31-2002, 02:38 PM	#28
Jerr Conner Silver Dragon Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: Mundania Age: 43 Posts: 1,634	-Whenever you have a dream, it's always some ugly english guy torturing a sibiling -You go to the zoo and try to charm animals -When you're injured, you start saying, "Vita Mortis Car'rel" -You start writing the date as Flamerule, 211, Dwarfday -Whenever your boss yells at you, you try to become The Slayer so that you can end his/her worthless existence __________________ <b>Founder of the NPC Defender Force</b>, <b>Affiliate of the Pro-Mazzy Society</b><br />\"I hate to admit it but you\'ve earned my respect.\"--Shar-Teel (Thanks for this Illumina Drathiran\'ar)<br /> [img]\"http://userpic.livejournal.com/14048184/35120\" alt=\" - \" />

01-31-2002, 06:59 PM	#30
TeKNiKaLL Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: June 17, 2001 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 30	- you wanna to suldanessellar for holidays - you got horny when aerie slept with you [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] __________________ <p><i>Real power, its never having to say you\'re sorry.<br /></i>

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01-31-2002, 06:34 AM	#21
Jan Guest Posts: n/a	1) You try to fit more than 3 pair of boots in you bag. 2) You are in the local fitness center holding a hammer and trying to lift 200 kilos. 3) You are surprised that your team mates don't want to talk to you after calling them a poor match. 4) Posting here (just joking).

01-31-2002, 07:04 AM	#22
Manwe Manshoon Join Date: March 12, 2001 Location: Finland Age: 41 Posts: 187	LMAO! 1) You try to identify a stick you've found in the woods. 2) You take your friend's jacket and say: "that's better than my Leather Armor +2", "Remember i can still reform my party".

01-31-2002, 08:27 AM	#24
Zornelis Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 15, 2002 Location: Leiden, The Netherlands Posts: 7	- You walk up to people wearing glasses asking if they can identify something for you because they might be wearing glasses of identification... - You ask everyone if they want to join your party because tou think a party of 5 is not enough and wonder why you get slapped... - when your partner asks you to marry him/her you say that you are allready wearing 2 magical rings so you don't need a normal golden ring.... - You sleep at the weardest places because you have used your spells for today... - If your boy/girlfriends asks you to come over you say you can't come because you are soloing tonight!!!!

01-31-2002, 09:07 AM	#26
Asca Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 15, 2002 Location: Norway Age: 39 Posts: 34	-you read this -you walk into to houses without knocking. -You LOVE tunips. -you qoute the NPC. ( I actually did that in my English class, or it wasn`t a NPC it was that sword Licholor (or something) the teacher asked my how the vikings got their power and I said. " They hacked and slashed their way to fortune) -You sleep in the street (and is awaken by an Amish guard. (hate that!)

01-31-2002, 10:04 AM	#27
Zornelis Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 15, 2002 Location: Leiden, The Netherlands Posts: 7	- when you're tired you go look for an inn or you go sleep outside - when you have to catch a bus/train whatever you cast time stop so you'll be in time - whenn somebody is boring you you just kill him/her and you are surprised that you get arrested - in church you step up to the priest and ask him what he has for sale - you try to pickpocket the bartender

01-31-2002, 06:23 PM	#29
Daniel Symbol of Cyric Join Date: January 24, 2002 Location: England Age: 42 Posts: 1,203	My reasons continued 12) You post more than 2 replies to this thread 13) You take a picture of your self and record your own sound set and use them to make an awesomely hard Character based on your self. 14) You start hanging about the sewers 15) You scalp people you dont like and try to sell them to the local authorities as bandit scalps. 16) when ever somone says somthing interesting you tell them of how it reminds you of your great uncle scratchy and them go on with some story of his exploits 17) You are wearing the Baldurs gate 2 T-Shirt right now.(Guilty) 18) Start a turnip farm 19) You Buy lots of green jelly (I think Americans call it Jello) and attack them pretending you are a great adventurer fighting a hoard of green jellies. 20) you get indecent thoughts about Edwina. 21)You capture spiders as pets thinking you are one of lothes faithful 22)You try to get priests to heal your wounds 23) You can finish the game in half a day.(Oh yes it is possible I did it in 8 hours(Imported chars)). 24)You can quote all the spell and item descriptions 25)You have 2 copies of the game just in case. 26)You search old barrels that you find for 1 gold piece.

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