You Know You've Played Too Much Baldur's Gate 2 When...

[Sir Exxon]

quote:

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Originally posted by Auraleus:
2. You start slamming the space bar to no avail in other games you play

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Hey, I actually do this in Diablo!
Pretty weird, huh?


see ya!

[Tancred]

Your attempts to 'Lay on Hands' only get you a slap.

After your boy/girlfriend compain about being called jahiera/anomen/aerie/viconia, you immediately come back with "But Jahiera/Anomen/Aerie/Viconia understand me!"

You make sure you carry a quiver, scabbard and a coat with 16 pockets in it - all the time.

You never eat or go to the toilet, and then die of something.

[JDubya]

You randomly blurt out "For the Gods!" throughout the day
You surf this forum every break at work (guilty!)
You can quote spell ranges and casting times on command

[Galadria1]

quote:

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Originally posted by Jerr Conner:


Don't forget, you call your boyfriend Anomen too ;C)

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1.Ha! the day I call my husband Anomen, he won't be my husband anymore. I call him, Keldorn, or sometimes when he's been very good, I call him Imoen.
Oops. gotta add two more: Uh,
2. When you have a nigtmare and you're attaced by a ghost, you try to find the "cast spells button.
3. When you realise that you hate Jon Irenicus more than Saddam Hussein.

[ 01-30-2002: Message edited by: Galadria1 ]

[Daniel]

1) After getting your arse kicked in a fight you curse your self for not being able to quick load.

2) In the middle you a crowded class room or work place you start blurting out phrases like "We are all hero's you and boo and I hamsters and rangers every where rejoice" and "My Hotels as clean as an elven arse"

3) You have the Highest rank in this forum

4) You pretend your very short friend is a dwarf and start giving him broken objects to fix

5) You start fights with the biggest meanest guys you meet thinking he looks hard he's bound to have good equipment

6) you make arcane jestures with your hands trying to cast magic missile on somone you hate

7) chop up every chicken you see in hope of finding a rouge stone

8) You start throwning your mothers expensive animal orniments around the front room thinking its an enchanted figurine and that you are going to summon a loyal beast to fight at your side

9) You buy little children beer and bastard swords and send them of to be adventurers.

10) You change your name to minsc

11)you give than 10 reasons on how you know when you've been playing too much Baldur's Gate 2.

[andrewas]

1) you hang around with 5 people wearing mail, carrying swords and bows

2) regularly

3) you travel to work through the sewers yo avoid the Flaming Fist

[Ike YarakZ]

-You kill your brother twice and he still doesnt want to die, so you decide to be friendly again...

-You get 3 pantaloons and try to make guns...:s

-You find a sword and expect it to talk

peace

[PeeWee]

1. You make cardboard elf ears and attach them to your head with a rubber band.

2. When you don't give your g/f the chance to ever say she has a headache anymore. And when she does wanna snuggle, you show her your computer screen telling her you're with company.

3. You have this special dance you do when you kill something hard. The dance is different when you do it solo.

4. When your friends,family members, and even strangers call you up asking if you're still playing BGII.

5. When you're eating out and you don't seem happy, ppl ask what's wrong, you say nothing with a glare.... then they let you know you will be home to play BGII soon. Then you start to smile even when you don't wanna show it.

6. You make elf ears for all your friends telling em how cool it would be.(having yours on is optional)

7. When on certain occassions, she leaves you a meal, drink, and blanket at your computer with BGII up and ready. [img]smile.gif[/img]

8. When a week later the same ppl call you asking if you are still on the game.

9. When your friends do come over, you show them your NEW friends right away. "look, this is my ranger, lvl 12 now." <--- that's how the dialogue normally opens.

10. When your friends talk about the good ole days, you quickly remember chapter one and two.

[J'aran]

1. You attack people wearing red shoes on sight.
2. You go around town asking everyone you meet about guild wars and Cowled Wizards.
3. When in a fight, you start spinning around wildly, screaming "Greater Whirlwind!"
4. After that, you hit your opponent with a baseball bat, and if he doesn't die immediately, you're actually surprised because you thought it was Vorpal.

[Servii]

When:
1. Standing in the front of a door you try to find some traps
2. Start seeing goblin faces among street crowd
3. Ask yourself "Who is better for me-Jaheira or Aerie"
4. Notice more than dozen beers around your PC