Funniest thing you have had happen to you? (some spoilers?!?) - Page 4

02-25-2002, 08:28 AM

quote:
Originally posted by Kaz:
Some of the NPC dialogue things (like, "I never imagined we'd be doing such great things!" while I'm breaking into a house)... the best one was Imoen saying "I don't feel like I fit in with the people in the city anymore." We were in the Drow city - ROFL!
I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")...

How about when I was ordering my halfling to do something and he did the wrong thing. I start audiably swearing at him and he responds with- " Iwouldnt dream of disobaying!" WTF

SixOfSpades · 02-26-2002, 12:34 AM

Okay, I've got a new one!

Final battle in the de'Arnise keep.....trolls are dead...time to collect loot.

Nalia (while standing over the corpse of her father and picking the lock on the family treasury): "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing SO hard!!!

Mellagar · 02-26-2002, 02:02 PM

I was in the grove when Jaheira started up one of the romance dialogues, and after it was over Minc's Lilthacor (almost on cue) says "Ooooo, hot buttah!"

Nifft the Nimble · 02-26-2002, 02:36 PM

quote:
Originally posted by Whailor:
I tell to Grae "You may go". Grae is ever grateful, with the "Oh! You are honorable?" and starts to run away. Game unpauses... and WHACK! Vorpal hit on Grae, ghost rises up, Grae smacked. Oops..

I've fought that battle about 10 times, and I can never seem to let her live, no matter how hard I try. Every time SOMEONE has a missile weapon in mid-flight or is about to land a blow. It's annoying.

Anyway, favorite Nalia moment:

ME: Nalia, would you go through the pockets of those dead orcs for loose change?
NALIA: It's almost beneath me!

-- Nifft

Tulle · 02-26-2002, 02:52 PM

funniest time? must have been when coming out of the Underdark soloing with drow equipment on me and the dust started duplicating itself infinitely for some ¤%%#%# reason...finally it says "Intventory full, item dropped on the ground" over and over again...i went around with a constant trail of dust after me (= i even wrote half my name on the ground before the game crashed (due to the many items i would guess) it might not SOUND funny but imagine it (=

Zidane · 02-26-2002, 03:28 PM

Okay, it's probably not that funny, but I have not heard it before and it is my sixth restart!

We gets to the Government district and pause to talk to this rather large lady by the Council of Six house.

I speak to this lady and she rattles on, then suddenly says, something on the lines of:

"Why it's Lord Cor's Son, Anomen isn't it, why you've hardly changed at all."

Yoshimo then pipes up:

"You'd barely see the difference. He still cries all the time, speaks nonsense and burps after every meal. Fortunately, the toilet training has come along nicely."

To which Anomen replies:

"I shall not be made a fool of in front of my governess! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!

Ah well, it was funny at the time.....

Lady Zidane

oldbittercraig · 02-26-2002, 05:31 PM

funny?

Shortly after Anomen (or as I call him, Annoying Man) scolded another NPC, I got caught up in a fight and lost control of my main character, a vorpal equipped kensai mage, to a confusion spell.

I moved Anomen in to heal him, and my PC cut him down in one massive swing.

At this same time as I killed one of my NPC followers Imoen pipes up "now I remember why travelling with you is soo much fun."

[ 02-27-2002: Message edited by: oldbittercraig ]

Artemis Entreri · 03-03-2002, 01:55 PM

lets see i have had tons of the funny romances. i was bout to fight the rangersnear valygars house when viconia pops up and starts talkin bout drow erotics.

buying the slaves in the underdark and using them for target practice.

using wizard eye on firkraag. he kept dealing massive damage to it and we just sat there killing him.

viconia tripping on aerie when i was romancing both of them. viconia said "what is he suppossed to say child that ure wing scars make u more attractive".

In chapter suldeneeslar summoning the avatar that made chunks of the demon and drow and golem.

that was hilarious.oh and how these muggers tried to kill me and there were all like "alright u and me right now and me and my holy avenger were taking them down with one hit.

and i dont know if this has happend to yall but at night when i entered the docks this dude said he would throw a scimitar at viconia's head. i couldn't see him wiht infravision though.

Piestrider · 03-03-2002, 09:03 PM

One of the funniest times in the game is in the Copper Coronet when that drunk guy starts to hit on your female NPCs. I got him to talk to Viconia and Jaheria and they shut him down very quickly.

once again... funny at the time

Ar-Cunin · 03-23-2002, 05:18 PM

Playing the game for the first time - creeping through Irenicus dungeon,

Imoen: "Just like old times - except for the torture and stuff"

I just KNEW it was going to a great game

And later Spectator beholder: "so ... BOO"
ROFL

02-25-2002, 08:28 AM	#31
Anarion Guest Posts: n/a	quote: Originally posted by Kaz: Some of the NPC dialogue things (like, "I never imagined we'd be doing such great things!" while I'm breaking into a house)... the best one was Imoen saying "I don't feel like I fit in with the people in the city anymore." We were in the Drow city - ROFL! I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")... How about when I was ordering my halfling to do something and he did the wrong thing. I start audiably swearing at him and he responds with- " Iwouldnt dream of disobaying!" WTF

02-26-2002, 12:34 AM	#32
SixOfSpades Dracolisk Join Date: September 16, 2001 Location: Bellingham, WA, USA Age: 48 Posts: 6,901	Okay, I've got a new one! Final battle in the de'Arnise keep.....trolls are dead...time to collect loot. Nalia (while standing over the corpse of her father and picking the lock on the family treasury): "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more." I was laughing SO hard!!! __________________ Volothamp's Comeuppance Everything you ever needed to know about the entire Baldur's Gate series......except spoilers.

02-26-2002, 02:36 PM	#34
Nifft the Nimble Avatar Join Date: October 4, 2001 Location: NYC Forever! Age: 51 Posts: 520	quote: Originally posted by Whailor: I tell to Grae "You may go". Grae is ever grateful, with the "Oh! You are honorable?" and starts to run away. Game unpauses... and WHACK! Vorpal hit on Grae, ghost rises up, Grae smacked. Oops.. I've fought that battle about 10 times, and I can never seem to let her live, no matter how hard I try. Every time SOMEONE has a missile weapon in mid-flight or is about to land a blow. It's annoying. Anyway, favorite Nalia moment: ME: Nalia, would you go through the pockets of those dead orcs for loose change? NALIA: It's almost beneath me! -- Nifft

02-26-2002, 02:52 PM	#35
Tulle Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: February 19, 2002 Location: Osby Posts: 42	funniest time? must have been when coming out of the Underdark soloing with drow equipment on me and the dust started duplicating itself infinitely for some ¤%%#%# reason...finally it says "Intventory full, item dropped on the ground" over and over again...i went around with a constant trail of dust after me (= i even wrote half my name on the ground before the game crashed (due to the many items i would guess) it might not SOUND funny but imagine it (= __________________ \"Say hello to my little friend\"<br />- The Axethrower troops in Warcraft 2<br />\"I KNOW ITS NOT 3D!\"<br />- Artanis The Protoss, Starcraft Broodwar<br />\"MILLENNIUM HAND AND SHRIMP!\"<br />- Foul Ole Ron, Discworld Series<br />\"OH MY GOD,THEY KILLED KENNY!\"<br />- Various South Park Characters<br />\"Use the Force, Luke\"<br />- Obi Wan Kenobi, Star Wars<br />\"Dont throw up into the wind\"<br />- Human Captain on Destroyer,Warcraft 2

02-26-2002, 03:28 PM	#36
Zidane Manshoon Join Date: January 27, 2002 Location: Birmingham, England Age: 68 Posts: 241	Okay, it's probably not that funny, but I have not heard it before and it is my sixth restart! We gets to the Government district and pause to talk to this rather large lady by the Council of Six house. I speak to this lady and she rattles on, then suddenly says, something on the lines of: "Why it's Lord Cor's Son, Anomen isn't it, why you've hardly changed at all." Yoshimo then pipes up: "You'd barely see the difference. He still cries all the time, speaks nonsense and burps after every meal. Fortunately, the toilet training has come along nicely." To which Anomen replies: "I shall not be made a fool of in front of my governess! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Ah well, it was funny at the time..... Lady Zidane __________________ <br /><br />You know what thought did? He only thought he did.

02-26-2002, 02:02 PM	#33
Mellagar Avatar Join Date: June 16, 2001 Location: Far from where I was, nearer where I wish. Age: 42 Posts: 563	I was in the grove when Jaheira started up one of the romance dialogues, and after it was over Minc's Lilthacor (almost on cue) says "Ooooo, hot buttah!"

02-26-2002, 05:31 PM	#37
oldbittercraig Elminster Join Date: July 12, 2001 Location: Tucson, AZ, us Posts: 435	funny? Shortly after Anomen (or as I call him, Annoying Man) scolded another NPC, I got caught up in a fight and lost control of my main character, a vorpal equipped kensai mage, to a confusion spell. I moved Anomen in to heal him, and my PC cut him down in one massive swing. At this same time as I killed one of my NPC followers Imoen pipes up "now I remember why travelling with you is soo much fun." [ 02-27-2002: Message edited by: oldbittercraig ] __________________ <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[rant]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/rant.gif\" />

03-03-2002, 01:55 PM	#38
Artemis Entreri Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: September 13, 2001 Location: Phyrexia Posts: 47	lets see i have had tons of the funny romances. i was bout to fight the rangersnear valygars house when viconia pops up and starts talkin bout drow erotics. buying the slaves in the underdark and using them for target practice. using wizard eye on firkraag. he kept dealing massive damage to it and we just sat there killing him. viconia tripping on aerie when i was romancing both of them. viconia said "what is he suppossed to say child that ure wing scars make u more attractive". In chapter suldeneeslar summoning the avatar that made chunks of the demon and drow and golem. that was hilarious.oh and how these muggers tried to kill me and there were all like "alright u and me right now and me and my holy avenger were taking them down with one hit. and i dont know if this has happend to yall but at night when i entered the docks this dude said he would throw a scimitar at viconia's head. i couldn't see him wiht infravision though. __________________ Rith, the Awakener 3colorless 1 fire forest and planis<br /><br />Flying<br /><br />Whenever Rith, the Awakener deals combat damage to a player u may pay 2 colorless mana and 1 green.Choose a color. Put a 1/1 green saproling token into play for each permanent of that color in play of that color<br /> <br /> 6/6

03-03-2002, 09:03 PM	#39
Piestrider Zhentarim Guard Join Date: February 25, 2002 Location: Waxahachie TX Age: 38 Posts: 389	One of the funniest times in the game is in the Copper Coronet when that drunk guy starts to hit on your female NPCs. I got him to talk to Viconia and Jaheria and they shut him down very quickly. once again... funny at the time __________________ yes

03-23-2002, 05:18 PM	#40
Ar-Cunin Ra Join Date: August 14, 2001 Location: Copenhagen, Denmark Age: 54 Posts: 2,326	Playing the game for the first time - creeping through Irenicus dungeon, Imoen: "Just like old times - except for the torture and stuff" I just KNEW it was going to a great game And later Spectator beholder: "so ... BOO" ROFL __________________ Life is a laugh <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[biglaugh]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/biglaugh.gif\" /> - and DEATH is the final joke <img border=\"0\" alt=\"[hehe]\" title=\"\" src=\"graemlins/hehe.gif\" />

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