Funniest thing you have had happen to you? (some spoilers?!?)

[Ares]

Hmm...well, i was soloing my sorceress (not a male sorcerer, but a female sorceress )when i was in Firkraag's dungeon, i came across an Adamantite Golem, so i figured "hey, Minsc beat the S*** outta an iron golem, why not an adamantite?" So, i gave him my best "real" weapon and had him attack, 10 secs later, he was almost dead and didn't do any damage, so i gave him Staff of Rynn, and he kilt that freakin thing faster than nothin...I mean, beatin the crap outta this HUGE thing made outta Adamantium alloy with a freakin piece of wood! it was pretty funny...guess you had to be there

[Darlon]

Funniest things thats ever happened to me was when I was doing the shadow thief quest, before I talked to Mae`Var Aerie had just said something about that she was happy to travel with me and that we are doing such great things.

Working with Shadow Thieves is great? Whats gotten into you?!

This also maybe a Spoiler.

Another one is that when I was freeing Garren's daughter, after I reached Firkraag's Lair Jaheria started to chat, (bad timing Jaheria). After Jaheria, Aerie started to complain about her wings again and she thinks shes ugly, another bad timing it was.

[PoesRaven]

Seen a load of funny stuff, but nothing as funny as Minsc trying to get me an Ice-weasel a-la his Boo. Either that or Mazzy dominating Anomen to be her Squire [img]smile.gif[/img]

[Lord Ludtke]

I was trying my pick pocket on everyone, and this little begger boy caught me and turned hostile. I had AI on so one of my guys whacked em, and I lost something like 5-10 rep points.

Korgen(korgon?) pipes up and says "I approve greatly of the path we are taking?!?"

I didn't know he was such an evil bastard.

[Cayone]

Hmmm... funniest thing?

AHA!

Charming Jon Irenicus and using his own disintegrate on himself. Minimal effort, maximum results.

[Kaz]

Some of the NPC dialogue things (like, "I never imagined we'd be doing such great things!" while I'm breaking into a house)... the best one was Imoen saying "I don't feel like I fit in with the people in the city anymore." We were in the Drow city - ROFL!
I also enjoyed the fight with the lich in the drow city - I walk in, lose control of my characters. The lich is just standing there, everybody stops attacking - except for my archer. She shoots EVERY single arrow in her quiver ("My weapon has no effect!"), then grabs the longsword which she can hardly use and pokes the lich to death while it stares at her. THEN Jarlaxle teleports me out, tells me to kill the lich ("um, it's already dead")...

[Barlik Longbeard]

These r really funny guys, keep em up!

I have this glitch on my computer which means that if my party is silenced and a fight finishes, if someone was meant to talk and give you a magic object you would get it, but the conversation would end when you had to say something, so I ended up getting tonnes of money and twice as many weapons as I normally would if I completed a 'messy' job.

Then you have to think about the moral knockons from when a half-orc romances somone. Wow, I would really like to do that. You can't quite compare a female half-orc with someone like Denise Richards, or Jordan now can you?

If you try strange combinations of people, like jan and Korgan, Jan and Minsc, Jan and Edwin, Jan and Sarevok, Edwin and Viconia, well Jan and anyone really you get some pretty funy outcomes.

Then you get the strangest flukes in the game. One of which my Archer came up against. A goblin, cuz the rest were killed off by my shooting, was running at me. With a THAC0 of -5 you would think it would be easy to hit the lil tihs. Critical Miss, miss, Critical miss, then he actually hits me in close combat, the first swing and all. As his hit was a critical 1 and I wasn't wearing a helmet, only the peraly white ioun stone he did 12 damage. That really pissed me off, I can tell you!

[ZFR]

ok i know this is old thread..... but i came across it.... so I'll post...

really a lot of funny stuff in BG1 and BG2.... the umar witch project, the beholder spectator, the drunk sailors...

anyway, here are some personal funny things which happened to me:

many of you mentioned this... when having a high reputation and losing reputation points, the good party members still say how happy they are because even after losing your rep is still high... that many times leads to funny effects... here are some really funny which i remember...
_killing a beggar... Nalia: "its just like i thought it would be helping others and doing good things.."
_killing civilians.. Keldron "I fully aprove of the path this group is taking" (or something liek that.... Ajantis (from BG1): "we follow the righteous path... the path of helm."
_changing to slayer... Imoen : "now i remember why travelling with you was so much fun.."

another funny thing was when i was testings what weapons are good for backstabbing... so i try a club with valygar.. i sneak him behind keldron (after removing his armor) and backstab... missed... i try again... another miss... i try thirs time, a little pissed off... still a miss... i try a fourth time... at last... backstab triple damage.. and just as the hit was made keldron goes "i heard congratulations are due to you valygar" (or something like that... then they proceeded talking about lavok)... but the "congratulations" part was funny... what timing


one more thing
i am a cleric (priest of lathander) half-orc ( a la Mullahey from BG1, though he was evil)... anyway, i am romancing jaheira... but it seems that i cant... i found out that half orcs cant romance... so im a little pissed off... if i known that i wouldve started human, and #$%^ the extra strength... anyway... what can i do... elminister comes gives the harper pin to jaheira and thats that... just as soon as elminiter walked away, i traversed to next area and was wailaid by enemies... in middle of fight surroundeed by enemies, i right click on jaheiras sling and change normal bullets to bullets +2.... but then... ooops misclicked,,, instead of telling jaheira to attack enemies, i clicked on myself... before i had the time to hit pause.. jaheira goes "With vengance!" and critical hits me....
oooohh... looks like jaheira really didnt like me for being a half orc


sorry to all who read this and didnt find it funny... it was raelly funny when played, but written down its isnt half as funny...

[Whailor]

Heh, it's like with the troll shaman, Grae I think, in Druid Grove area at the mound when doing the Limited Wish quest.. Anyway I left the party behind, and ran further with the main char. He was wielding the Vorpal Blade and Boots of Speed (original ones with Haste, not walk speed improvement). So I whack Grae few times and then she screams "Mercy!" - game pauses. She asks for mercy if she tells me where the gong is, and feeling generous, I agree. So she tells me where it is and then the dialogue gives you choices, a la "Die now!" or "get lost". So, still in good mood, I tell to Grae "You may go". Grae is ever grateful, with the "Oh! You are honorable?" and starts to run away. Game unpauses... and WHACK! Vorpal hit on Grae, ghost rises up, Grae smacked. Oops..

[Morgeruat]

My funniest was wandering the underdark, Jan was hiding scouting everything for me, and we walk into a new cave, he steps forward to explore and BAM mind flayers pop up everywhere, last thing he said before everything went dark from the mental stunning was "None shall see me now"

no kidding, lol