Open letter to Jacque Villeneuve

02-19-2001, 05:44 PM

In Sundays paper, the News of the World, Dannii Minogue claims that Jacque paid more attention to playing D&D online than he did to her, so she dumped him! Now I am a fanatic too but DANNI MINOGUE! He must be gay! lol. Joking aside, if you are one of the members of this board, you can come to us for support. I can recommend a lovely lady with a similar passion for the game, who is currently single and lonely because the Black Knight is away battling evil all the time. Now you will have to join a queue, headed by Armisael, so you might be intrested in a fellow french speaker, Moiraine, who was lamenting about her lack of suitors. As if Yorick wasn't enough!

Anyhow, feel free to open up to us as many are skilled in mending broken hearts.

PS Please reply with your suggestions on who might be Jacques Villeneuve

Drau · 02-19-2001, 06:56 PM

I heard Jacques and Daaaaaaaaaaaaanii had broken up, but that's the reason?! Wow... All I heard was faint rumours that Jacques may enjoy a lifestyle such as Eddie Irvine. This isn't exactly F1 territory 'round here... Were Jacques Villeneuve not Canadian, he would be as well-known in this part of the country as Michael Schumacher or Mika Häkkinen...

Lord of Alcohol · 02-19-2001, 07:22 PM

Who is Jacque Villeneuve?

Cloudbringer · 02-19-2001, 07:27 PM

Another Yank, asking same thing!

Stealth! BAAAAAAD BAAAAAD bomber! sheesh! LOL!

Cloudminder

02-19-2001, 07:51 PM

Jacque Villeneuve is a Formula 1 Grand Prix motorcar racer...
He drives really fast cars, and broke up with Danni (Kylie's sis)
DnD online... Formula 1 driver... Danni... Man he had the life

Lord of Alcohol · 02-19-2001, 08:08 PM

Sounds like some sort of WWF thing

Ladyzekke · 02-19-2001, 08:26 PM

HAHA! LofA! Yes, but who got the pin?!!

Drau · 02-20-2001, 12:45 AM

*Gasp* I'm insulted! Jacques Villeneuve is neither an American nor a wrestler of any sort. He's the 1997 Formula One World Champion (yeah, he drives really fast cars). Like myself, he's Canadian! Unlike myself, he's French. I'm from the west.

Charlie · 02-20-2001, 02:55 AM

Danni Minogue is a bloody dragon anyway. Multi talentless but loves digging for gold and fame. She's got a face like a blind cobblers thumb too........good move Jacques.

Moiraine · 02-20-2001, 04:41 AM

Suul Bomber, Yorick is currently a VERY ABSENT man (no post, no mail) ... maybe he has forgotten anything and drowned himself into the beautiful dark eyes of a gorgeous Italian girl ... who knows ...

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02-19-2001, 05:44 PM	#1
Stealth Bomber Guest Posts: n/a	In Sundays paper, the News of the World, Dannii Minogue claims that Jacque paid more attention to playing D&D online than he did to her, so she dumped him! Now I am a fanatic too but DANNI MINOGUE! He must be gay! lol. Joking aside, if you are one of the members of this board, you can come to us for support. I can recommend a lovely lady with a similar passion for the game, who is currently single and lonely because the Black Knight is away battling evil all the time. Now you will have to join a queue, headed by Armisael, so you might be intrested in a fellow french speaker, Moiraine, who was lamenting about her lack of suitors. As if Yorick wasn't enough! Anyhow, feel free to open up to us as many are skilled in mending broken hearts. PS Please reply with your suggestions on who might be Jacques Villeneuve

02-19-2001, 06:56 PM	#2
Drau Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 8, 2001 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 5	I heard Jacques and Daaaaaaaaaaaaanii had broken up, but that's the reason?! Wow... All I heard was faint rumours that Jacques may enjoy a lifestyle such as Eddie Irvine. This isn't exactly F1 territory 'round here... Were Jacques Villeneuve not Canadian, he would be as well-known in this part of the country as Michael Schumacher or Mika Häkkinen...

02-19-2001, 07:22 PM	#3
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Who is Jacque Villeneuve?

02-19-2001, 07:27 PM	#4
Cloudbringer Ironworks Moderator Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Upstate NY USA Posts: 19,737	Another Yank, asking same thing! Stealth! BAAAAAAD BAAAAAD bomber! sheesh! LOL! Cloudminder

02-19-2001, 07:51 PM	#5
Sylent Guest Posts: n/a	Jacque Villeneuve is a Formula 1 Grand Prix motorcar racer... He drives really fast cars, and broke up with Danni (Kylie's sis) DnD online... Formula 1 driver... Danni... Man he had the life

02-19-2001, 08:08 PM	#6
Lord of Alcohol Xanathar Thieves Guild Join Date: January 8, 2001 Location: Charlotte,NC Age: 61 Posts: 4,570	Sounds like some sort of WWF thing

02-19-2001, 08:26 PM	#7
Ladyzekke Ironworks Atomic Moderator Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Virginia, U.S.A. Age: 58 Posts: 9,005	HAHA! LofA! Yes, but who got the pin?!!

02-20-2001, 12:45 AM	#8
Drau Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 8, 2001 Location: British Columbia, Canada Posts: 5	Gasp I'm insulted! Jacques Villeneuve is neither an American nor a wrestler of any sort. He's the 1997 Formula One World Champion (yeah, he drives really fast cars). Like myself, he's Canadian! Unlike myself, he's French. I'm from the west.

02-20-2001, 02:55 AM	#9
Charlie Lord Ao Join Date: March 3, 2001 Location: London, England Age: 31 Posts: 2,023	Danni Minogue is a bloody dragon anyway. Multi talentless but loves digging for gold and fame. She's got a face like a blind cobblers thumb too........good move Jacques.

02-20-2001, 04:41 AM	#10
Moiraine Anubis Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Up in the Freedomland Alps Age: 60 Posts: 2,474	Suul Bomber, Yorick is currently a VERY ABSENT man (no post, no mail) ... maybe he has forgotten anything and drowned himself into the beautiful dark eyes of a gorgeous Italian girl ... who knows ...

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