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01-30-2002, 04:20 PM
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Manshoon
 Join Date: May 10, 2001
Location: Horsham, PA USA
Age: 69
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“The Ballad of Rattus Ratt”
(With apologies to Leiber and Stoller) Who walks down the Trynton road cool and slow Who’s the Rat-zuka always in the know? chorus: Rattus Ratt, he’s a brat That Rattus Ratt, he’s a brat. He’s gonna get caught, just you wait and see -- “Why’s everybody always pickin’ on me?” I killed the girl, I stole the sword Only to find Ratt gone without a word. [chorus] I’ve seen him in the Treehouse, flirting with the Sprites. I’ve seen him in the Swamp on many murky nights. Down in the mines he’s left his mark. For T’Ring and Umpani he’s happy to narc. Down in the Sea Caves, he runs the shell game, All over Dominus he’s making his name. [chorus, bridge] Who’s always writing on the walls? Who’s always sneaking through the halls? Who’s always throwing fireballs? “Who me?” “Yeah, you!” “Yeah, me!” [sax solo] I stole all the orbs, I climbed up the Peak -- Who do I see Ascending? It’s that skinny geek! [chorus] Copyright (c) January 2002, Eric M. Hammer. All rights reserved.
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01-30-2002, 06:57 PM
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Elite Waterdeep Guard
 Join Date: January 20, 2002
Location: Innsmouth
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Nicely done [img]smile.gif[/img]
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01-30-2002, 10:30 PM
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LOL!
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] Very well done! |
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01-31-2002, 03:56 PM
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Dungeon Master
 Join Date: November 26, 2001
Location: Chicago
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This is just hysterical! Thanks for the giggles!
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01-31-2002, 04:47 PM
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Baaz Draconian
 Join Date: December 4, 2001
Location: Denmark
Age: 52
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Great. If I ever use a bard in one of my coming games I will call him Malthaussen!
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01-31-2002, 08:04 PM
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Drow Warrior
 Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Waynesboro, VA, USA
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Nice job!!
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01-31-2002, 11:29 PM
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Dungeon Master
Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: California, USA
Posts: 71
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I loved it! Very clever........also...thanks for the memory!
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