W&W cuts and insults

slug · 02-17-2001, 06:39 PM

adam has this idea yet credits moni. i am having so much fun with it, i though it might be worthy of it's own thread. Here is what has gone up so far:

"she-worgur!"
"son of a worgur!"
"wretch!"
"your mother's/father's a boorge!"
"son of Haleabus"
"your mother's/father's a zombie-lover!"
"you're no smarter than a boorge!"
"oh, go eat a rat pie will ya?"

by adam mage

"...you son of Sabastio..."

by sazerac

you couldn't incinerate your way out of a paper bag.

i've seen cuter faces on creeping cruds (baracudas?)

nice swing, erzebette teach you that?

stop, you're outsmarted

slime-skin not welcome

we just came this way. who's leading this party, Mekdawa?

shut up Kol-brain...

by slug

"hey boorge-brain!"

"dragonbreath!"

"Amazoni-breath!"

"feeble-minded lout!"

"your mother is Lysandra!"

"oh go teleport yourself to where the sun doesn't shine!"

"hope you get caught in the Meteorstorm!"

by adam mage

slug · 02-17-2001, 06:48 PM

you stepped off the back of the serpent temple, didn't you?

gorthius called, he wants his chance of survival back.

there's a fuzzy kitty

jathil called, he wants his grip on reality back.

are those real?

torin called, he wants his life back.

your mother's a rat toy in a burned out hovel.

hey, what's your gnu's gname?

wait, don't move, there is a huge mosquito by your knee.

you couldn't summon a roach at a frat party.

02-17-2001, 07:34 PM

"you don't know your way out of the outhouse!"

02-17-2001, 09:23 PM

(I give all credit to Adam!!!)

I've seen ancient Boogres prettier than you!

Hesphaestus could kick your a$$ blindfolded!

I've seen cave crud smarter than you!

I've got a bridge in Dragonspire I'll sell you.

I don't need your two serpin coins worth!

: )
Moni
Great input guys! keep up the good work!

Dr.Orangutan · 03-08-2001, 08:27 AM

i think the ratling sneaks said it best " Ya pays fa pies!"

adam warlock · 04-10-2001, 10:37 AM

bump for new posts

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Throg · 04-10-2001, 04:41 PM

Is that a wand of summoning, or are you just glad to see me?

Ah, ya mudder wears ratling boots.

Not playing with a full ArcoMage deck.

He's got a Breath of Air between the ears.

Ya gots bats in the belfry and can't even open the purple door!

Oh, go fall down a ladder and go SPLAT!

====
Throg
====

slug · 04-10-2001, 10:27 PM

shut up, or your experience points.

adventuring, uh huh, yeah, ok wait for us at the inn, we'll meet you later, and um hold this.

now i want you to clean this drain very carefuly with this toothbrush...

me and erzebette killed cet...you couldn't get through the crypt with lysandra.

slug · 04-10-2001, 11:12 PM

take a long walk off a toad pier

04-10-2001, 11:17 PM

Quote:

shut up, or your experience points

LMFAO! I'll be sure to tell that one to the roomie next time he gets on my nerves!

Thanks and Hugs!

Moni

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02-17-2001, 06:39 PM	#1
slug Manshoon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: W.P.B. FL. / Denver Co. Posts: 168	adam has this idea yet credits moni. i am having so much fun with it, i though it might be worthy of it's own thread. Here is what has gone up so far: "she-worgur!" "son of a worgur!" "wretch!" "your mother's/father's a boorge!" "son of Haleabus" "your mother's/father's a zombie-lover!" "you're no smarter than a boorge!" "oh, go eat a rat pie will ya?" by adam mage "...you son of Sabastio..." by sazerac you couldn't incinerate your way out of a paper bag. i've seen cuter faces on creeping cruds (baracudas?) nice swing, erzebette teach you that? stop, you're outsmarted slime-skin not welcome we just came this way. who's leading this party, Mekdawa? shut up Kol-brain... by slug "hey boorge-brain!" "dragonbreath!" "Amazoni-breath!" "feeble-minded lout!" "your mother is Lysandra!" "oh go teleport yourself to where the sun doesn't shine!" "hope you get caught in the Meteorstorm!" by adam mage

02-17-2001, 06:48 PM	#2
slug Manshoon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: W.P.B. FL. / Denver Co. Posts: 168	you stepped off the back of the serpent temple, didn't you? gorthius called, he wants his chance of survival back. there's a fuzzy kitty jathil called, he wants his grip on reality back. are those real? torin called, he wants his life back. your mother's a rat toy in a burned out hovel. hey, what's your gnu's gname? wait, don't move, there is a huge mosquito by your knee. you couldn't summon a roach at a frat party.

02-17-2001, 07:34 PM	#3
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	"you don't know your way out of the outhouse!"

02-17-2001, 09:23 PM	#4
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	(I give all credit to Adam!!!) I've seen ancient Boogres prettier than you! Hesphaestus could kick your a$$ blindfolded! I've seen cave crud smarter than you! I've got a bridge in Dragonspire I'll sell you. I don't need your two serpin coins worth! : ) Moni Great input guys! keep up the good work!

03-08-2001, 08:27 AM	#5
Dr.Orangutan Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: March 8, 2001 Location: trenton,n.j.,usa Posts: 28	i think the ratling sneaks said it best " Ya pays fa pies!"

04-10-2001, 10:37 AM	#6
adam warlock Ma'at - Goddess of Truth & Justice Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: I live inside of my mind..... Age: 54 Posts: 3,234	bump for new posts ------------------

04-10-2001, 04:41 PM	#7
Throg Dungeon Master Join Date: March 6, 2001 Location: Barsoom Posts: 87	Is that a wand of summoning, or are you just glad to see me? Ah, ya mudder wears ratling boots. Not playing with a full ArcoMage deck. He's got a Breath of Air between the ears. Ya gots bats in the belfry and can't even open the purple door! Oh, go fall down a ladder and go SPLAT! ==== Throg ====

04-10-2001, 10:27 PM	#8
slug Manshoon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: W.P.B. FL. / Denver Co. Posts: 168	shut up, or your experience points. adventuring, uh huh, yeah, ok wait for us at the inn, we'll meet you later, and um hold this. now i want you to clean this drain very carefuly with this toothbrush... me and erzebette killed cet...you couldn't get through the crypt with lysandra.

04-10-2001, 11:12 PM	#9
slug Manshoon Join Date: March 2, 2001 Location: W.P.B. FL. / Denver Co. Posts: 168	take a long walk off a toad pier

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