Poll: Giggling so hard, your missing the keys? - Page 5

Efreeti_Genie · 01-08-2001, 06:20 PM

Well, how about this one:
A party of pacifists

Group of Pacifists: No, we don't want to fight you, dragon. Let's settle our disputes right here and now. Tell me all your problems.
Ancient Dragon: ?
GoP: You look troubled is there something the matter in your personal life?
AD: ?
GoP: Has the lady in your life left you?
AD: *Gets annoyed by the group and toasts them to a light crisp

Or howabout a group of Pixie brutes:

Pixie Brutes: Ya, what you lookin' at?!?
Amozoni Mantrap: *Slithers closer to the party of brutes
PB: What ya what?!? Can't ya see we're busy?!?
AM: *Slaps a vine out and catches one of the pixies, and quickly swallows him
PB: Ah, cheap shot. Get 'em boys!?! *Group of pixies quickly slaughter the Amozoni Mantrap

Well, maybe it would have been better, if they didn't kill it. And maybe, if the pixie was more hard-headed.

Well, that's about all I got in me. Remember, I am keeping this poll up. Unless it gets boring, but I'm sure I'll have another poll up by then.

Scronan · 01-11-2001, 11:56 PM

Man, I can't believe I missed this thread, I've been missing out!

I think the best part was very early on in the game. I was in the first dungeon, trying to jump over the broken stairs.

Highland Raider: "Stop and surrender your gold!"

Scronan: "!@#@!@#$@#$ YOU!"

Highland Raider "Shut up! Shut up!"

Sure as cow pie, the monster was talking back to me, and telling me to shut up. He got a few Burn spells up his keester for that one!

Hmm, another time I spend half an hour using the zap spell to kill roaches...gosh that was fun, but not as fun as squishing them in the elevator! *evil grin*.

Of course, seeing the Boogre Lady stuck in the teleporter trap was a riot. I kept casting healing spells on her so she'd have a better chance.

I think also was when I first kept getting roasted by Erathsmedor, I was determined to kill him. I shot him full of arrows which weren't doing squat to him, and I kept having my characters jump off hills trying to hit him. Nothing worked! ARGH!!!!

One of the best was when I got so crazy trying to cure vampirism, I went back to Lysandra and kept using items on her. I thought making her squeal with the tusk of lust would work, no it did not! I also found she giggles with any pointed objects you use on her...that was funny but no cure.

I gave her tusk back, stole it back and then got mad and Meteorstormed her. I reloaded and then had a plan! I'd push her outside, where she would surely melt and then cure me! So, I pushed her down the stairs, all the while while she kept twisting her hips and making her moans.

Splash! Lysandra was in the water! Ha ha ha! Take that you vampire b****! But...I soon learned a valuable thing, you CANNOT push an NPC up a set of stairs, so I was stuck with her in the water.

I finally got mad and left her there, but I sure got a laugh out of it.

Damn programmers.

Scronan

01-12-2001, 12:14 AM

Barbarians . . . they are a breed unto themselves.

emilyh · 01-12-2001, 12:28 AM

In Isis temple:

Nick the Paladin said, "The lift is going up! We'd better get on!"

Jazelind the Warlock stated, "Wait! It's going back down!"

Unsuspecting Rat crawled across lift. "Ew," Mara Jade the Ninja remarked as the rat gots squished. The lift goes back down.

Nick said, "Okay, now let's get on."

Roach crawled across the lift just as the party got on. Roach went splat. In the water-filled chamber above, the lift went down and came back up. Another rat went splat. Annoyed, Jazelind cast flamestrike at the next rat on the lift, forgetting that she was underwater and the spell fizzled. The hapless rat got squished. Two more roaches went splat before I finally found the lever to load Kerah's shrine.

01-12-2001, 01:32 AM

Scronan,
Man I am glad you found this thread!!!
I'm laughing my hiney off!
Funny Funny Funny!!!!!
Hearing Lysandra giggle when you used pointed objects on her, just hilarious!
Thanks for the belly laughs!

Scronan · 01-12-2001, 06:34 PM

TROLLIE EAT YOU LATER!

TROLLIE TAKA OR DIE!

Scronan

*OINK!*

emilyh · 01-12-2001, 07:50 PM

In the temple of Anephas:

"Now remember," Jazelind the Warlock said, "don't forget to look down as we go into that checkered room. We don't want to fall through the squares."

"What, you mean this checkered room?" Nick the vampire Paladin replied.

"Aaaaauuugh..." Splat!

"Great," Jazelind sighed. "Help me with this hay bale." (After much pushing and shoving) "Okay, who has the highest athletic skill?"

"I do!" Nick shouted, waving his hand.

"Okay. Jump!"

The vampire jumped, scrambled up the wall, and slipped off the stack of hay bales as he landed.

"Blast!"

Nick jumped again, and missed by a mile, hitting his nose on the wall.

"Ouch!"

Once again, the vampire jumped and fell on his rear end. (Too bad vampires in this game can't fly!)

"What was that?" Mara Jade the Ninja asked.

"I sense a vomiting mummy," Barok the other Paladin replied.

"What? Mummys don't vomit, they're undead."

(Mummy shambled into view and vomited.)

"Eeeewww!" The party chorused.

Yes, I did eventually get out, after about ten more attempts to jump and scramble up the wall.

01-21-2001, 08:29 PM

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Moni

01-28-2001, 12:01 AM

One more time! lol!

01-28-2001, 01:10 PM

TAOQ: I got the Meteorshower spell!

Erin: what does it do?

TAOQ: uhh....

Adam: heads up! 3 spiders and 3 raiders coming!

TAOQ: ah good! perfect time to use it!

Erin: ooooo pretty!
Morik: neat!
AZE: awesome
Adam: big deal they are losing small hit points
Gambyt: uh guys?
ALL: what?
Gambyt: it would be a good idea to get out of the way first....

TAOQ: oops...

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01-08-2001, 06:20 PM	#41
Efreeti_Genie Elite Waterdeep Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Posts: 4	Well, how about this one: A party of pacifists Group of Pacifists: No, we don't want to fight you, dragon. Let's settle our disputes right here and now. Tell me all your problems. Ancient Dragon: ? GoP: You look troubled is there something the matter in your personal life? AD: ? GoP: Has the lady in your life left you? AD: Gets annoyed by the group and toasts them to a light crisp Or howabout a group of Pixie brutes: Pixie Brutes: Ya, what you lookin' at?!? Amozoni Mantrap: Slithers closer to the party of brutes PB: What ya what?!? Can't ya see we're busy?!? AM: Slaps a vine out and catches one of the pixies, and quickly swallows him PB: Ah, cheap shot. Get 'em boys!?! Group of pixies quickly slaughter the Amozoni Mantrap Well, maybe it would have been better, if they didn't kill it. And maybe, if the pixie was more hard-headed. Well, that's about all I got in me. Remember, I am keeping this poll up. Unless it gets boring, but I'm sure I'll have another poll up by then.

01-11-2001, 11:56 PM	#42
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	Man, I can't believe I missed this thread, I've been missing out! I think the best part was very early on in the game. I was in the first dungeon, trying to jump over the broken stairs. Highland Raider: "Stop and surrender your gold!" Scronan: "!@#@!@#$@#$ YOU!" Highland Raider "Shut up! Shut up!" Sure as cow pie, the monster was talking back to me, and telling me to shut up. He got a few Burn spells up his keester for that one! Hmm, another time I spend half an hour using the zap spell to kill roaches...gosh that was fun, but not as fun as squishing them in the elevator! evil grin. Of course, seeing the Boogre Lady stuck in the teleporter trap was a riot. I kept casting healing spells on her so she'd have a better chance. I think also was when I first kept getting roasted by Erathsmedor, I was determined to kill him. I shot him full of arrows which weren't doing squat to him, and I kept having my characters jump off hills trying to hit him. Nothing worked! ARGH!!!! One of the best was when I got so crazy trying to cure vampirism, I went back to Lysandra and kept using items on her. I thought making her squeal with the tusk of lust would work, no it did not! I also found she giggles with any pointed objects you use on her...that was funny but no cure. I gave her tusk back, stole it back and then got mad and Meteorstormed her. I reloaded and then had a plan! I'd push her outside, where she would surely melt and then cure me! So, I pushed her down the stairs, all the while while she kept twisting her hips and making her moans. Splash! Lysandra was in the water! Ha ha ha! Take that you vampire b****! But...I soon learned a valuable thing, you CANNOT push an NPC up a set of stairs, so I was stuck with her in the water. I finally got mad and left her there, but I sure got a laugh out of it. Damn programmers. Scronan

01-12-2001, 12:14 AM	#43
Lily the Ranger Guest Posts: n/a	Barbarians . . . they are a breed unto themselves.

01-12-2001, 12:28 AM	#44
emilyh Welcomed New User Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Maple Grove, MN, USA Posts: 3	In Isis temple: Nick the Paladin said, "The lift is going up! We'd better get on!" Jazelind the Warlock stated, "Wait! It's going back down!" Unsuspecting Rat crawled across lift. "Ew," Mara Jade the Ninja remarked as the rat gots squished. The lift goes back down. Nick said, "Okay, now let's get on." Roach crawled across the lift just as the party got on. Roach went splat. In the water-filled chamber above, the lift went down and came back up. Another rat went splat. Annoyed, Jazelind cast flamestrike at the next rat on the lift, forgetting that she was underwater and the spell fizzled. The hapless rat got squished. Two more roaches went splat before I finally found the lever to load Kerah's shrine.

01-12-2001, 01:32 AM	#45
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Scronan, Man I am glad you found this thread!!! I'm laughing my hiney off! Funny Funny Funny!!!!! Hearing Lysandra giggle when you used pointed objects on her, just hilarious! Thanks for the belly laughs!

01-12-2001, 06:34 PM	#46
Scronan Zhentarim Guard Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Washington State Posts: 315	TROLLIE EAT YOU LATER! TROLLIE TAKA OR DIE! Scronan OINK!

01-12-2001, 07:50 PM	#47
emilyh Welcomed New User Join Date: January 7, 2001 Location: Maple Grove, MN, USA Posts: 3	In the temple of Anephas: "Now remember," Jazelind the Warlock said, "don't forget to look down as we go into that checkered room. We don't want to fall through the squares." "What, you mean this checkered room?" Nick the vampire Paladin replied. "Aaaaauuugh..." Splat! "Great," Jazelind sighed. "Help me with this hay bale." (After much pushing and shoving) "Okay, who has the highest athletic skill?" "I do!" Nick shouted, waving his hand. "Okay. Jump!" The vampire jumped, scrambled up the wall, and slipped off the stack of hay bales as he landed. "Blast!" Nick jumped again, and missed by a mile, hitting his nose on the wall. "Ouch!" Once again, the vampire jumped and fell on his rear end. (Too bad vampires in this game can't fly!) "What was that?" Mara Jade the Ninja asked. "I sense a vomiting mummy," Barok the other Paladin replied. "What? Mummys don't vomit, they're undead." (Mummy shambled into view and vomited.) "Eeeewww!" The party chorused. Yes, I did eventually get out, after about ten more attempts to jump and scramble up the wall.

01-21-2001, 08:29 PM	#48
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	Back to the top for the reading pleasure of our newest members : ) Moni

01-28-2001, 12:01 AM	#49
Moni Guest Posts: n/a	One more time! lol!

01-28-2001, 01:10 PM	#50
adam mage Guest Posts: n/a	TAOQ: I got the Meteorshower spell! Erin: what does it do? TAOQ: uhh.... Adam: heads up! 3 spiders and 3 raiders coming! TAOQ: ah good! perfect time to use it! Erin: ooooo pretty! Morik: neat! AZE: awesome Adam: big deal they are losing small hit points Gambyt: uh guys? ALL: what? Gambyt: it would be a good idea to get out of the way first.... TAOQ: oops...

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